Michael Lohan Assaulted Another Fiancee

Took long enough.

Realizing Oksana Grigorieva might be onto something, former Jon Gosselin-groupie turned Michael Lohan-fiancee Kate Major is claiming Lindsay’s dad physically assaulted her during an argument this week and that she has hospital records to prove it. TMZ reports:

We’re told Kate Major claims … on Monday at around 2 PM, just before Michael flew to L.A. for Lindsay Lohan’s hearing, they began arguing and Michael allegedly shoved her over a chair, injuring her shoulder.
Sources say Major claims while she was on the ground Michael kicked her in the face.
We contacted Michael, who told TMZ he got in an argument with Kate on Monday over their upcoming TV show, but he didn’t touch her and she’s making it all up.

While it’s a proven fact everything that comes out of Michael Lohan’s mouth is a lie wrapped in a bullshit, I’m actually inclined to believe him on this one, and here’s why: No vagina kicking. That’s his calling card. It’d be like The Riddler committing a crime and not leaving a riddle behind. It’s virtually impossible.

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