Right off the bat, I blame the lesbian kid. Or whichever Jackson is looking right at his crotch-gina. Either one.
So “something” is happening at Michael Jackson‘s mansion, but what exactly is anybody’s guess. His siblings are getting into fights with each other right outside the house, Katherine Jackson may or may not have been kidnapped and now the executors of Michael’s estate want guardianship of his kids. No one really knows what the deal is, so let’s just assume the family has split itself into two factions with one side saying Michael touched kids and the other side saying he didn’t which doesn’t mean anything to Joe Jackson‘s who’s just walking around hitting everyone with a belt. Think of him as The Hulk. You can’t control him, but you can sort of aim him. “Now, listen here, Tito, Michael definitely touched-” *CRASH* “Goddammit, into the china cabinet? C’mon.”
Photo: Getty
How much I do not care about this family!
I can’t put my finger on it, but I’m going with the tallest one, in this oddly but perfectly segregated photo.
The daughter is undeniably cute.
Wondering who the daddy really is.
Why does it not surprise me to find that barely legal lesbian nestled up close into this deeply weird clan?
this pic scares me on so many levels. 1) its split into a black and a white side. 2) creepy crotch staring. 3) katherines hand looks like its trying to grab said crotch. 4) the kids dont look even remotely like anybody in the pic. 5) are those the jabba-wokies in the back? 6) the way justin is standing makes me think that the cane beside his leg hit him in the back of the knees.
Michael Jackson was a trailblazer for the Sandusky’s of the world.
The Sandusky’s of the world had plenty of inspiration from your dad.
u can tell Paris doesn’t want to touch justin bieber
the son on the left looks like tom cruise
Is there an explanation for the juggalo back there? Yeah, didn’t think so and you’re right, there need not be one. You know what, you’re right, it just makes sense.
That guy in the back left is proof that Michael Jackson did indeed have vitiligo, and that it is genetic.
Here’s a tip, when skin bleaching exposes your skull there’s a possibility you took it a little too far.
you should take a look at the guy’s anus.
Jezus Christ – I don’t think a real acid trip could make me see something as mind-fucking as this photo.
But, where’s the purple elephant with the sequin glove on his snout? Oh, that OJ… always the prankster.
Not pictured: the Actual Elephant in the room.
Blanket would be carded in Arizona.
Who the hell cares about this family. They’re all nothing but leaches and trash.
Michael did better whiteface.
Now that’s the beaming smile of someone realizing an overdose kept him from drinking drugged wine out of a Coke can and being raped.
Everyone gets that those aren’t really his kids, right? How long do we have to keep pretending, till the will clears probate or till they’re all over 18? And who wants to bet which happens first?
Is the kid on the far left not the one who played Anakin in those shitty prequels?
Sheesh, a hellfire missile runs about $60,000, and we’ve been wasting them one at a time killing 2 or 3 doofuses wandering the mountains of Afghanistan, when we could have wiped out this whole gang of whackos, including Bieber?
Wait, those are his kids? Really?
Why does the kid in the red and black shirt look so very, VERY much like corey feldman? why hasn’t anyone else commented on this shit?
Also, juggalo.. why?
Bieber is only smiling because he does not have to wear a Chasity Belt any more.
I never thought Micheal Jackson’s daughter would be so cute.
How old is Paris because she is kind of hot.
She’s 14, unfortunately.
Michaels daughter looks bangable. Grass on the field. Amiright?
Paris-Michael Katherine Jackson was born on April 3, 1998.
Paris’ mom is Debbie Rowe. Seen Debbie’s waist line lately? Neither has she. Expect Paris to bugle the fuck out in a few years.
But all bullshit aside, she is entitles to 1/4 of MJ’s 500 million fortune. I hope she gets her brothers away from Tito, Janet and the rest of that fucked up ass Jackson clan. Far away as soon as possible or they will destroy her and her brothers.
You know, I for one am proud of the Jackson family. For years they struggled in the shadow of Michael’s fuckery but now they’ve blossomed into their own and they’re every bit as whacked out as he was. In fact, he might have been holding them back. I mean, think about it : did you ever think you’d long for the days when Michael had custody of the kids? No, right? That’s the level of talent we’re talking about here : these people make Michael look like a good father.