While hosting the Golden Globes Sunday night, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler joked about Taylor Swift trying to date Michael J. Fox‘s son Sam, so naturally Vulture followed up with Marty to see if he’d approve of such a relationship because the Internet’s not going to click itself. (Yet.)
“I don’t keep up with it all,” he said. “But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right?” Right! “What a way to build a career.” So if Swift showed up to a Fox family dinner (possibly wearing her fox sweater), how would he react? “I wouldn’t even know who she was,” he said. But it’d probably dawn on him after the breakup song hit the radio. “Yeah, exactly,” he said. “‘Sam, You Piece of Shit.’ Oh … that was the girl you brought home!“
When reached for comment, Taylor Swift said, “I didn’t hear a no!” then promptly invited us to the wedding and subsequent baby showers for her not-even-conceived-yet children Carter Chesterton, Paddington Frederick, Milicent Valencia and Rafael Santadomingo DePasquale.
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