Even Michael J. Fox’s Making Fun of Taylor Swift

January 18th, 2013 // 23 Comments
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While hosting the Golden Globes Sunday night, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler joked about Taylor Swift trying to date Michael J. Fox‘s son Sam, so naturally Vulture followed up with Marty to see if he’d approve of such a relationship because the Internet’s not going to click itself. (Yet.)

“I don’t keep up with it all,” he said. “But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right?” Right! “What a way to build a career.” So if Swift showed up to a Fox family dinner (possibly wearing her fox sweater), how would he react? “I wouldn’t even know who she was,” he said. But it’d probably dawn on him after the breakup song hit the radio. “Yeah, exactly,” he said. “‘Sam, You Piece of Shit.’ Oh … that was the girl you brought home!

When reached for comment, Taylor Swift said, “I didn’t hear a no!” then promptly invited us to the wedding and subsequent baby showers for her not-even-conceived-yet children Carter Chesterton, Paddington Frederick, Milicent Valencia and Rafael Santadomingo DePasquale.

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  1. The Royal Penis

    I’d pay good money to see Michael J. Fox out on a dance floor at his sons wedding to anyone.

  2. Gary Grant

    I don’t keep up with it all,” he said. “But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right?” Right! “What a way to build a career.”

    Well said Mr. Fox. Well said.

  3. Those kids’ names are fucking epic. I’m going to have to steal some of those. Paddington Frederick Zaloog. I love it.

  4. Teen Wolf was the best movie of all time.

  5. Schmidtler

    I’d still go balls deep in Swifty’s fart box. She can write a song about it afterwards, wtf do I care?

    • kateisgreat

      LOL. I wish there was a way to spell the onomatopoeia that comes to mind when I read “balls deep in a fart box.” Maybe I just have a dirty imagination.

  6. KO

    Seriously? She’s a beautiful young girl who dates guys. Big deal. Stop trashing on this nice girl just because you have nothing better to do. There are a lot of things worse in this world than Taylor Swift having boyfriends.

    • Yeah.

      Being a fat chick living vicariously through her, and running to her defense on the internet is one of them.

    • Gregory

      The issue, I feel, is not that she dates guys. It’s that they all manage to “break her heart” and she turns around and writes a song about it. Once or twice in her younger years would’ve been one thing, but she’s a 23 YEAR OLD WOMAN now. It’s like that saying “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.” After a while she needs to take responsibility for her actions and realize it’s not necessarily the men she’s dating but rather her that’s the problem. The fact that she’s getting rich off misandry and encouraging other girls to not take responsibility and blame their heartache on men is bullshit.

      • But Gregory, that’s what women believe these days.
        Look at any song by a woman, read a womans magazine, watch a tv show, film and it’s always every man she’s ever dated fault that the relationship ended, that the sex was bad, that women can’t pee standing up.
        They ignore the one constant common denominator in every relationship she has is her.
        Unfortunately men don’t stand up for themselves and let women pull this crap.
        Swift is just another woman in a long line getting rich of this misandry

      • I got to agree with everything you said there.

    • Miley is an ugly skank


  7. Gregory

    When reached for comment Taylor Swift was said to be “a little shaken up.”

  8. inkydink

    Mrs. Fox needs to stop with the Botox.

    • HarryHenderson

      hey asswipe, MJF has Parkinsons. do you know what Parkinsons is and what it does to facial muscles? go die fucktard.

  9. Jippy

    What a douchebag

  10. If her next hit song is Daddy’s Got the Shakes, we will know it happened..

    PS Have you ever thought how ripped this guy would be if he only bought a ShakeWeight to work out with?

  11. Taylor Swift Tight Dress MTV EMA
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    And theeeerrrreeee she is! The real Taylor Swift is not Barbie but your granny in a gown.

  12. Taylor Swift Tight Dress MTV EMA
    Lecherous Bob
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    I’d love to do all sorts of unspeakable things to her and then do them again. She’s the one that officially turned me into a dirty old man.

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