Michael Fassbender Should Wear Tighter Jeans And Other News

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- Stacey Dash’s Twitter account should be enough for Congress to kill SOPA. [theCHIVE]

- On the other hand, JLo’s might screw me out of a job where I don’t have to wear pants. [TooFab]

- Jon Voight doesn’t understand how adoption works. [Huffington Post]

- Cindy Crawford is Kris Jenner now. [Dlisted]

- Meanwhile, the real Kris Jenner honestly shocked the shit out of me with this one. [IDLYITW]

- Michelle Williams talked about Heath Ledger in an interview. Clutch your pearls! [Lainey Gossip]

- Hayley Joel Osment is still alive, or do you see dead people? — I’ll put a gun in my mouth now. [FilmDrunk]

- Italia: Is it her name, or her homeland? More importantly, breasts. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Something tells me Ryan Seacrest is not eagerly awaiting below this. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Victoria’s Secret is misusing Miranda Kerr’s core talents. [Popoholic]

- Fortunately, they know how to redeem themselves. [Heavy]

- Selma Blair drank during most of her pregnancy is how I interpreted this. [TMZ]

- Samuel L. Jackson narrated one of Stephen Colbert’s SuperPAC Ads. [BuzzFeed]

- Did Tyra Banks Bag A New Balinese Boo Thang On Her Voyage To Asia? Fucking poetry. [Bossip]

- Colin Firth has something to say about Gary Oldman’s penis. [Starpulse]

- But George Clooney’s is a job creator. Suck on that, Gordon! Wait. [Celebslam]

- Here’s some hot chicks taking themselves down a bunch of pegs by “Tebowing” like idiots. [Bleacher Report]

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