Michael Fassbender Should Wear Tighter Jeans And Other News

January 19th, 2012 // 13 Comments

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- Stacey Dash‘s Twitter account should be enough for Congress to kill SOPA. [theCHIVE]

- On the other hand, JLo‘s might screw me out of a job where I don’t have to wear pants. [TooFab]

- Jon Voight doesn’t understand how adoption works. [Huffington Post]

- Cindy Crawford is Kris Jenner now. [Dlisted]

- Meanwhile, the real Kris Jenner honestly shocked the shit out of me with this one. [IDLYITW]

- Michelle Williams talked about Heath Ledger in an interview. Clutch your pearls! [Lainey Gossip]

- Hayley Joel Osment is still alive, or do you see dead people? — I’ll put a gun in my mouth now. [FilmDrunk]

- Italia: Is it her name, or her homeland? More importantly, breasts. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Something tells me Ryan Seacrest is not eagerly awaiting below this. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Victoria’s Secret is misusing Miranda Kerr‘s core talents. [Popoholic]

- Fortunately, they know how to redeem themselves. [Heavy]

- Selma Blair drank during most of her pregnancy is how I interpreted this. [TMZ]

- Samuel L. Jackson narrated one of Stephen Colbert‘s SuperPAC Ads. [BuzzFeed]

- Did Tyra Banks Bag A New Balinese Boo Thang On Her Voyage To Asia? Fucking poetry. [Bossip]

- Colin Firth has something to say about Gary Oldman‘s penis. [Starpulse]

- But George Clooney‘s is a job creator. Suck on that, Gordon! Wait. [Celebslam]

- Here’s some hot chicks taking themselves down a bunch of pegs by “Tebowing” like idiots. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Cock Dr

    Fine actor, but will never be on my hottie list.
    How did he ever sit down in those pants?
    Answer: not comfortably

  2. Michael Fassbender Penis Bulge
    Commented on this photo:

    L’ew.

  3. “shrink to fit” does not mean from the heat of paparazzi flashbulbs while you’re wearing them.

  4. SFRowGuy

    Mmmmm! Hot ginge.

  5. Austin "Danger" Powers

    Fast Bender.

  6. If those jeans are too tight, Michael, you should probably take them off.

    Reeeeeal slow.

    Now the shirt.

  7. Sleepy

    Just watched him in Fish Tank the other night and boy was he creepy. Good actor though.

  8. Michael Fassbender Penis Bulge
    MandyCandy
    Commented on this photo:

    Yummy!

  9. Schmidtler

    I bet it takes at least a quart of fresh shrimp oil to slide into those pants.

  10. cc

    And here I was, worrying about missing the Nutcracker Suit this season.

  11. Michael Fassbender Penis Bulge
    Dri
    Commented on this photo:

    i think he has the potential to become the next Alexander skarsgard…(careless whisper starts to play)

  12. Michael Fassbender Penis Bulge
    haha!
    Commented on this photo:

    YUMMY!!!!!!!

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