Michael Douglas’ Ex-Wife Wants You To Know Her Vagina Is Spotless

The Superficial / June 3, 2013

“Did that guy just say you can get cancer from eating pussy? I wonder if he has any coke…” (Haha! The 80s.)

Thanks to Michael Douglas announcing to the world that he got throat cancer from cunnilingus, it behooves a woman whose vagina he stuck his tongue into to set the record straight that she maintains a safe, clean lady-hole free of disease. Which is exactly what his ex-wife Diandra did through TMZ today because apparently flying an “It’s Catherine Zeta-Jones’ Fault!” banner over Los Angeles was too subtle. At any rate, I took the liberty of putting together pics of Michael and Diandra where he doesn’t at all look like a man who just found out his wife’s vagina is spraying cancer into his throat. Or did I do the exact opposite of that? After an hour, these posts start running together.

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