It’s Michael Bay’s New Victoria’s Secret Commercial

The Superficial / April 17, 2013

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, Michael Bay should be doing absolutely nothing but making Victoria’s Secret commercials. Not so much that they’re works of genius – It’s pointing a camera at women who would look hot in a beekeeper’s suit. – but mostly so he stops doing anything else. Also, this one has a sports car in it, so I like the clear message that sends to the girls. Namely, “One of you better make my PBJ by noon, or I swear to God you’re washing that thing twice. In the desert.” It reminds me of someone else I know who was big into symbols.