‘Childlike Wonderment’

February 17th, 2012 // 66 Comments
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“The first time I saw Michael on a bigger set, he was doing a video, and there was the hottest blonde girl I’ve ever seen in my life, and she’s got a wind machine on her. She’s dancing, she looks hot, she’s wearing a short skirt. He’s shooting her from a low angle. And he looked at a few of us, and there was this look in his eyes, like he had reached nirvana. It was childlike wonderment.” – Brad Fuller to GQ, June 2011.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Candice Swanepoel Behati Prinsloo Ana Beatriz Barros Underwear Victorias Secret
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    Holy Shnykees!

  2. See, that’s a problem. Instead of childlike wonderment, there should have been adult like bonerment.

  3. LegMan

    I definitely got into the wrong business!

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    Deacon Jones
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    That’s what I call “Grade A Beef”.

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    Deacon Jones
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    oh my god. SHe makes the other VS girl look like shit.

  6. Deacon Jones

    I would cream my pants if I was directing her on camera….

    Candice is the hottest VS girl by far.

    The brothas can keep the fat asses all they want (see Chris Brown hooker thread)

  7. decalex

    you know you’ve made it when you can hire someone to turn your own camera lens.

    My god, look at that thing.

  8. Grace

    I like how there are no women in the filming crew…just men…majority of them middle-aged

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    LegMan
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    How do look at that all day and NOT go home and do a Chris Brown on the ol’ady?

  10. Ninja Cow

    When will this guy admit he’s rather direct porn? Not to us, to himself.

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    Michelle
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    I just switched teams!

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    richie
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    OMG

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    richie
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    sweet jesus!

  14. So I guess ‘childlike wonderment’ is a euphemism for boner.

  15. Mike

    When I look at her beauty I try to console myself by thinking, No matter how hot she is there is probably a guy out there who’s tired of banging her. That’s the only way I can cope.

  16. BigDaddy

    She’s a Butterface! Nothing but a string bean. No curves at all.

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    Wow
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    I am jealous but also turned on? lol

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    Melissa
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    Hahah I like the young kid in the back with the cell phone taking pic’s…yeah I would do the same!

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    Melissa
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    I see devil stares being directed her way lol

  20. Name (Visible)

    Years from now when Michael Bay is arrested for pedophilia just remember the signs were there all along.

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    Um
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    That’s not Ana Beatriz Barros!

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    Forge
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    Very glad to see her lower half has come back; a few months ago there was an “un-Photoshopped view” of Ms. Swanepoel goofing off with the other ladies pool side and her legs were absolutely skeletal. It was frightening and sad.

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    ET Phone Home
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    “you wanna see how diamonds are made?”

  24. Candice Swanepoel Behati Prinsloo Ana Beatriz Barros Underwear Victorias Secret
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    Now that…that’s a moon.

  25. Candice Swanepoel Behati Prinsloo Ana Beatriz Barros Underwear Victorias Secret
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    Notice how we haven’t seen Behati or Ana’s faces yet, but no one’s complained, “from the back that could be anybody.”

  26. Candice Swanepoel Behati Prinsloo Ana Beatriz Barros Underwear Victorias Secret
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    How to Pick Up Hot Chicks Lesson No. 9: Mirror the body language of the woman you want to bed down. If she leans forward, then you lean forward. If she crosses her arms, then you cross your arms. Subconsciously, the object of your desire will think that her thoughts and feelings are also your thoughts and feelings.

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    mullet
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    camel toe spotted!

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    mullet
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    that dude in the sunglasses is like “so, yeah, nah, i’m just hangin’ out today. you? i’m sorry, what did you say your name was, Ms…?” and she’s like “ewww, who farted”

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    Dream Pizza
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    Picture of the week!

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    Kissinger
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    “Oh yeah hold onto my lens it’s way to huge for me to hold”

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    jane
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    “Trip… please trip. Trip and turn ugly, please”

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    jane
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    “I’M JUST SO HAPPY THAT I’M SO PERFECT!!!”

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    want!
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    eeny meeny minee oh hell like I care which…

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    Snooki's Taint
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    I guess her knees don’t work, and she HAD to bend over at the hips to fix her shoe. Poor girl.

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    Snooki's Taint
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    Yup, the self-entitled, whiney bitchy face that comes from being so beautiful you can use someone’ else’s tongue as toilet paper. Enjoy it while you got it girly.

  36. Candice Swanepoel Behati Prinsloo Ana Beatriz Barros Underwear Victorias Secret
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    pic #3 holy shit just the rite hieght for me get it rite up her

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    Uh..
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    Yeah, definitely not Anna Beatriz Barros at all

  38. Candice Swanepoel Behati Prinsloo Ana Beatriz Barros Underwear Victorias Secret
    Uhh.....
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    That’s Bregje Heinen, Dutch model, look it up

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    Umm
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    That’s Bregje Heinen, Dutch model, look it up

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    Diego
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    her so well known butt….. I love her, i would fuck that ass so deep

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    Think about It
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    She’s not the only attractive woman in the world. There are many, many,many more beautiful women out there that aren’t in front of a camera showing the whole world what they’ve got. Besides what one man finds attractive, another man may not.

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    ana bb
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    is not ana beatriz barros

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    Thomas
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    Yet another artilce hating on the VS models did someone try out and not make it? For a site that talks about respecting women, you are the quintessential example of a bitter girl who cant deal with someone prettier than her so you just pretend theyre all airheads to make yourself feel better. I hope you dont go into VS stores and write bitter teenager stuff all over their walls. No matter how many blogs you write about them, they will still be beautiful..may be GASP! smart..and make awesome runway shows.

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    anonym
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    I smell flowers.

    now that’s the way you should make commercials.

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    elliotspitzer
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    Damn. I’d give my right nut to be a big time Hollywood movie director.

    - Jamie Lee Curtis

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    welldoneson
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    here’s lookin’ at ya, kid. and i mean that.

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    Schmidtler
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    ok, what is this contraption, and how do I get it to make pictures of this broad’s vagina?

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    cc
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    This never gets old.

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    Piper
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    Best way to let one rip in a crowded area without them suspecting.

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    Stupid
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    And the best part is there not a single disgusting tattoo on any of these women.

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