Michael Bay is Sexing This and Other News

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- Lars Von Trier can’t stop talking about Nazis. [Huffington Post]

- Kate Hudson’s dad thinks she’s a spoiled brat just because she won’t visit her dying grandma. Parents can be so lame. [Dlisted]

- Bradley Cooper is banging Charlize Theron now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Abigail Clancy wore a see-through dress to the GQ Men Of The Year Awards. [Hollywood Tuna]

- LeAnn Rimes not wearing a bikini or tweeting about how much she loves to eat. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Hot Chicks + Superhero Undies = Nerdgasm. [theCHIVE]

- Kate Upton is topless. Technically. [Popoholic]

- Kris Jenner found a way to get paid off of Kim’s psoriasis. [TooFab]

- The Game is afraid of the closeted gay rappers who are ruling the industry and secretly giving AIDS to women he might have sex with. [Bossip]

- And Soulja Boy somehow manages to devalue the shit that falls out of rappers’ mouths by trashing the U.S. Army. [The Fab Life]

- Katie Holmes likes challenging roles when it comes to acting. Not like her marriage where she easily connects with her not-at-all homosexual OT-VIII husband. [Just Jared]

- 10 Movie Scenes That Will Make You Cringe [BuzzFeed]

- Which doesn’t include scenes from Human Centipede 2, but most certainly will the next time a list like this is compiled. [FilmDrunk]

- Derek Jeter’s penis is probably going to end up in most of this. [Bleacher Report]

- 5 Surprising Upsides to Getting Married: Blowjobs, its endless blowjobs right? [Cracked]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Jessica Burciaga [Heavy]

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