Michael Bay is Sexing This and Other News

September 7th, 2011 // 41 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Lars Von Trier can’t stop talking about Nazis. [Huffington Post]

- Kate Hudson‘s dad thinks she’s a spoiled brat just because she won’t visit her dying grandma. Parents can be so lame. [Dlisted]

- Bradley Cooper is banging Charlize Theron now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Abigail Clancy wore a see-through dress to the GQ Men Of The Year Awards. [Hollywood Tuna]

- LeAnn Rimes not wearing a bikini or tweeting about how much she loves to eat. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Hot Chicks + Superhero Undies = Nerdgasm. [theCHIVE]

- Kate Upton is topless. Technically. [Popoholic]

- Kris Jenner found a way to get paid off of Kim‘s psoriasis. [TooFab]

- The Game is afraid of the closeted gay rappers who are ruling the industry and secretly giving AIDS to women he might have sex with. [Bossip]

- And Soulja Boy somehow manages to devalue the shit that falls out of rappers’ mouths by trashing the U.S. Army. [The Fab Life]

- Katie Holmes likes challenging roles when it comes to acting. Not like her marriage where she easily connects with her not-at-all homosexual OT-VIII husband. [Just Jared]

- 10 Movie Scenes That Will Make You Cringe [BuzzFeed]

- Which doesn’t include scenes from Human Centipede 2, but most certainly will the next time a list like this is compiled. [FilmDrunk]

- Derek Jeter‘s penis is probably going to end up in most of this. [Bleacher Report]

- 5 Surprising Upsides to Getting Married: Blowjobs, its endless blowjobs right? [Cracked]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Jessica Burciaga [Heavy]

Follow The Superficial on Facebook || Twitter || Mobile

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News

superficial

  1. Michael Bay Lauren Stoner Bikini
    A.T.
    Commented on this photo:

    yum.

  2. CL

    Meh. She looks like a cast reject from The Hills

  3. Michael Bay Lauren Stoner Bikini
    Fester
    Commented on this photo:

    Sweet Jeebus!

  4. Richard McBeef

    hittable from the back only.

  5. Chico

    That is one hype body right there. She does have a butter face though but still that body is smoking hot. Fuck I would love to get stoned with her. She could inhale weed smoke from her mouth and I would suck it out of her asshole like I was smoking a bong hit. mmm mmm mmm ya shit that ass is fine.

  6. Lets get clinical/ly rough

    Bay doesn’t do approaching. Approaching do Bay.

  7. Deacon Jones

    (Humping her in hotel room)

    “Say it. SAY IT OUT LOUD, DAMN IT!!!”

    “……Transformers 2 WAS a good movie!”

    “aaaaGHHHH!!!! “

  8. Michael Bay Lauren Stoner Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “So tell me, my dear, and be honest,…if the world was being attacked, for the fourth time, by robots that transform into awesome cars, trucks, and planes, and you and I were standing in the middle of New York City while everything exploded and crashed around us, and I was about to risk my life to plug the Allspark into the mainframe of the NYC police department in order to create the ultimate crime-fighting robot, would you give me a hand-job while making the robots’ transforming noise with your mouth? You do understand that it would be the greatest gift anyone has ever given me…”

  9. NTT

    Her ass cheeks are spread like she already has a pole up there. Are we sure this isn’t Gwyneth Paltrow

  10. Michael Bay Lauren Stoner Bikini
    J.R.
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like an invitation…

  11. FruitLoop

    nice…….not fantastic, but nice. Bay could probably just drive around one of his rare exotic sports cars and grab a chick just like this every night in hollywood.

  12. Michael Bay Lauren Stoner Bikini
    Carl Spackler
    Commented on this photo:

    Now I understand !

  13. 882-C. Davensport

    Michael Bay is a freak

  14. Meh

    Googled her. Her face is BEAT. her body is pretty hot though. Haha no wonder he won’t put her in any of his movies. Beat ass faces do not work on film, but they work just fine in the darkness of his skank layer. I assume bay has a skank layer in his Bay-Castle.

  15. gigi

    to quote Michael Bluth: ‘her??’

  16. TomFrank

    Car wash pics or it’s not happening.

  17. SSHGuru

    I think he’s making her run through the water for fun. Definitely a butterface.

  18. Michael Bay Lauren Stoner Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She has a great name and an even greater backside. Those are grade A+ xtra-fine buttocks.

  19. Cardinal Fang

    Much better than his movies

  20. Michael Bay Lauren Stoner Bikini
    Bob
    Commented on this photo:

    BAY-SPLOSION!! Uh, anyone have a wet-nap?

  21. Michael Bay Lauren Stoner Bikini
    barkerman
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, please.

  22. Michael Bay Lauren Stoner Bikini
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Now take this towel and go wash my car.”

  23. Michael Bay Lauren Stoner Bikini
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope no one got attached to Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in the Transformers series.

  24. jack spack

    That body has a hint of Megan Fox. Michael Bay had a thing for Fox.

  25. forrest gump

    as long as she continues her life as call girl, MONEY- PROBLEMS ARE DELETED!!

  26. Angus

    Very definition of Buttaface. Body is hot as hell though….

  27. Carlos

    Did she have to wash a car in a bikini too to get that role in the next Bay clusterfuck we all know she’s really dating him for?

  28. Malcolm Corley

    Butter face??? hell, I wanna go out with you guys, so you can introduce me the kind of girls you date!

  29. Michael Bay Lauren Stoner Bikini
    Picky Mofo
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, Lauren Stoner is uuuuuugly! Yup. If she came up to me and demanded I sex her I’d say “Honey, you’re body is OK, but if you wanna get with ME you’ll have to throw this bag over your NASty head.” That’s what I’d tell her. And she’d TOtally be down with that because I am HOT. I also have INNER BEAUTY, which is why I will be the best organ donor of ALL TIME. Women LOVE organ donors and Lauren Stoner is no exception.

  30. Michael Bay Lauren Stoner Bikini
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    My nads are transforming as we speak.

  31. Michael Bay Lauren Stoner Bikini
    Jeff
    Commented on this photo:

    Lol I have never seen so many people criticize so many women that they would never have a chance in hell with. Some of the women may not be the most gorgeous women around but they are still hot in their own rights. I can only imagine the nasty fucks you people date. Get a life.

  32. Michael Bay Lauren Stoner Bikini
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    UHHHHHHHHHMAZING bod! you go girl (whoever you are lol)!!

  33. Michael Bay Lauren Stoner Bikini
    TheTruth
    Commented on this photo:

    Money is power people!

  34. Michael Bay Lauren Stoner Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are great Pics but isnt that the bikini worn by one of the Swimsuit models?

  35. Michael Bay Lauren Stoner Bikini
    i have aids
    Commented on this photo:

    damn she’s hot for a chick with male pattern baldness

Leave A Comment