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- Lars Von Trier can’t stop talking about Nazis. [Huffington Post]
- Kate Hudson‘s dad thinks she’s a spoiled brat just because she won’t visit her dying grandma. Parents can be so lame. [Dlisted]
- Bradley Cooper is banging Charlize Theron now. [Lainey Gossip]
- Abigail Clancy wore a see-through dress to the GQ Men Of The Year Awards. [Hollywood Tuna]
- LeAnn Rimes not wearing a bikini or tweeting about how much she loves to eat. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Hot Chicks + Superhero Undies = Nerdgasm. [theCHIVE]
- Kate Upton is topless. Technically. [Popoholic]
- Kris Jenner found a way to get paid off of Kim‘s psoriasis. [TooFab]
- The Game is afraid of the closeted gay rappers who are ruling the industry and secretly giving AIDS to women he might have sex with. [Bossip]
- And Soulja Boy somehow manages to devalue the shit that falls out of rappers’ mouths by trashing the U.S. Army. [The Fab Life]
- Katie Holmes likes challenging roles when it comes to acting. Not like her marriage where she easily connects with her not-at-all homosexual OT-VIII husband. [Just Jared]
- 10 Movie Scenes That Will Make You Cringe [BuzzFeed]
- Which doesn’t include scenes from Human Centipede 2, but most certainly will the next time a list like this is compiled. [FilmDrunk]
- Derek Jeter‘s penis is probably going to end up in most of this. [Bleacher Report]
- 5 Surprising Upsides to Getting Married: Blowjobs, its endless blowjobs right? [Cracked]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Jessica Burciaga [Heavy]
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yum.
Meh. She looks like a cast reject from The Hills
You mean “The Hills Have Eyes”, right?
Sweet Jeebus!
hittable from the back only.
That is one hype body right there. She does have a butter face though but still that body is smoking hot. Fuck I would love to get stoned with her. She could inhale weed smoke from her mouth and I would suck it out of her asshole like I was smoking a bong hit. mmm mmm mmm ya shit that ass is fine.
Tried it – doesn’t work. But still fun.
haha!!!! well done Chico. I would pay!!!
Bay doesn’t do approaching. Approaching do Bay.
(Humping her in hotel room)
“Say it. SAY IT OUT LOUD, DAMN IT!!!”
“……Transformers 2 WAS a good movie!”
“aaaaGHHHH!!!! “
Good girl. Now tell me how much you LOVED Bad Boys 2…..
“So tell me, my dear, and be honest,…if the world was being attacked, for the fourth time, by robots that transform into awesome cars, trucks, and planes, and you and I were standing in the middle of New York City while everything exploded and crashed around us, and I was about to risk my life to plug the Allspark into the mainframe of the NYC police department in order to create the ultimate crime-fighting robot, would you give me a hand-job while making the robots’ transforming noise with your mouth? You do understand that it would be the greatest gift anyone has ever given me…”
Her ass cheeks are spread like she already has a pole up there. Are we sure this isn’t Gwyneth Paltrow
Looks like an invitation…
nice…….not fantastic, but nice. Bay could probably just drive around one of his rare exotic sports cars and grab a chick just like this every night in hollywood.
Now I understand !
Michael Bay is a freak
Googled her. Her face is BEAT. her body is pretty hot though. Haha no wonder he won’t put her in any of his movies. Beat ass faces do not work on film, but they work just fine in the darkness of his skank layer. I assume bay has a skank layer in his Bay-Castle.
to quote Michael Bluth: ‘her??’
Car wash pics or it’s not happening.
I think he’s making her run through the water for fun. Definitely a butterface.
She has a great name and an even greater backside. Those are grade A+ xtra-fine buttocks.
Much better than his movies
His movies still suck.
BAY-SPLOSION!! Uh, anyone have a wet-nap?
Yes, please.
“Now take this towel and go wash my car.”
I hope no one got attached to Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in the Transformers series.
That body has a hint of Megan Fox. Michael Bay had a thing for Fox.
I was thinking the same.
as long as she continues her life as call girl, MONEY- PROBLEMS ARE DELETED!!
Very definition of Buttaface. Body is hot as hell though….
Did she have to wash a car in a bikini too to get that role in the next Bay clusterfuck we all know she’s really dating him for?
Butter face??? hell, I wanna go out with you guys, so you can introduce me the kind of girls you date!
Yeah, Lauren Stoner is uuuuuugly! Yup. If she came up to me and demanded I sex her I’d say “Honey, you’re body is OK, but if you wanna get with ME you’ll have to throw this bag over your NASty head.” That’s what I’d tell her. And she’d TOtally be down with that because I am HOT. I also have INNER BEAUTY, which is why I will be the best organ donor of ALL TIME. Women LOVE organ donors and Lauren Stoner is no exception.
My nads are transforming as we speak.
Lol I have never seen so many people criticize so many women that they would never have a chance in hell with. Some of the women may not be the most gorgeous women around but they are still hot in their own rights. I can only imagine the nasty fucks you people date. Get a life.
UHHHHHHHHHMAZING bod! you go girl (whoever you are lol)!!
Money is power people!
Those are great Pics but isnt that the bikini worn by one of the Swimsuit models?
damn she’s hot for a chick with male pattern baldness