Hey, What’s Up, Michael Bay? Cool Hooker

June 25th, 2012 // 60 Comments
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Here’s Michael Bay leaving Chateau Marmont Saturday night with a woman he clearly didn’t want to be seen with, so right off the bat my first thought was “hooker.” But then I realized this is Michael Bay and “Hey, everybody, I’m buying sex!” is probably something he writes into the side of his Ferrari with a machine gun. So then my next guess was “tranny” until I remembered, again, this is Michael Bay and I’m sure he’s got enough C4 on hand to get rid of a penis. So I honestly don’t know what the fuck.

His sister, maybe? You’re right, I don’t see that being an issue either. Dammit.

Photos: Splash News

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    Eyyyyy!
    Commented on this photo:

    The Fonz is back!

  2. Govt. Cheese

    This hooker’s mom was a human female, and her dad was Mister Ed! Look at those thick horse legs…SHATTTT!

    • Are you retarded? At least she got muscle on her legs. Like an adult woman who works out. Unlike those bulimic hos with stick legs that look like tooth picks.

      Some of the shit you guys write makes me wonder if you have any clue what a woman’s body feels like in real life!

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    Rat Bastard
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Hey! Wait, where are you going?!

  4. Michael Bay Avoids Camera With Hooker Mystery Woman Cleavage Minidress
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    looks like a tranny

  5. She’s not a hooker. She’s the newest Transformer.

    Transformers 4: Attack of the Titties

  6. Cock Dr

    That’s a new version of the “walk of shame”.

  7. Josh

    Obvious hooker is obvious.

  8. Doesn’t matter. Had sex.

  9. FruitLoop

    Whats this world coming to when you can’t even tell your wife you’d like her to take a shit on your chest without a batshit freakout.

    But you could ask a hooker and she’ll smile and tell you the price.

    hmmm, oh wait, what?

  10. hijkmno

    that’s so cute…he thinks if he can’t see the paps, they can’t see him.

  11. Homer Simpson

    Mmmm…cool hooker

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    5 minutes earlier…

    “Hey, here’s a 100 bucks, walk out the door with me and make it look like we are leaving together. Okay, 200.”

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    suck it
    Commented on this photo:

    Ew. She looked good in the thumbnail but where are her eyebrows??? If you dye the hair black, match your brows please.

    (this is how you know I’m a chick, 99% of straight dudes wouldn’t care much less even notice)

  14. Mr. Lubba lubba

    She’s not a hooker, she is a latex fetish model named Rubberdoll.

    • Mr. Lubba lubba

      At least I think that’s who it is… Hmm.

    • Deacon Jones

      lol, dude I think you’re right.

      He reminds me of myself. Hot ordinary girls just dont do it after a while. You start gravitating towards ….naughty girls. And taking home strippers to meet the parents. And fucking in a park and getting arrested.

      Its a slippery slope Michael. Be warned.

    • Damn, that’s a good eye. I think you’re spot on with the call. I looked up that chick and I’m sorry, but she’s smoking hot. Hands down.

    • Yeah, someone made the same comment on another forum. Apparently she’s in Pain and Gain, and was performing in LA this past weekend. This Internet thing is pretty cool.

      Now, to wield this awesome power to see if my ex-girlfriend has gone lez… fingers crossed!

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    kimmykimkim
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    Nice brows, dragon tattoo.

  16. Jake

    Hey Michael – why the long face?

  17. I’m not even going to lie: Bay has very good taste in Ladies of The Evening.

    That chick is slamming hot. I’d pay some money for a piece of that.

  18. Johnny P!

    ALWYS get the skinny, muddle-aged guy who’s not particularly attractive and has a small (no doubt weirdly shaped) dick to direct your action movies. They have so much to prove!

  19. Looks like those knees have some wear and tear OR she forgot to put on some lotion.

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    Funbags
    Commented on this photo:

    I like the cut of her jib. And by “jib” I mean “dress.” And by “cut” I mean “the way her boobs are falling out.”

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    GeorgeWBush
    Commented on this photo:

    From this angle, could almost past for Jennifer Love Hewitt

  22. El Jefe

    She looks like she is worth some cash.

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    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    Real bright. Pretend that you don’t see the girl in the hot pink dress, overflowing with boobage.

  24. SeeAlice

    A hooker with a deformed ass ?

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    Odious_One
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    Would give her the high hard one

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    Odious_One
    Commented on this photo:

    I would enjoy her with great enthusiasm, and by enthusiasm , I mean my shaft would be hard as diamonds

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    Sir William
    Commented on this photo:

    “It smells like I am standing downwind from a fish packing plant.”

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    momo
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    like a olympic bike sprinter

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    LockNLoad
    Commented on this photo:

    Power lifter? Oh yeah, nice eye brows.

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    herewego
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    Gollum hands.

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    Ollie
    Commented on this photo:

    Zoom in on her left arm. At the top it looks like chicken skin and lower down it looks like a witch’s arm – or Madonna’s.

    • Those are signs of a girl trying to lose more weight than necessary. The hands start to look like boney talons and the arms look like sticks. But she’s not nearly as bad as some of the other women with that stuff.

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    Ollie
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    Scars on shins, mannish hands. Tranny prossy.

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    Bilvis
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    How many Clydesdales is she on the Clydesdale Scale Dale?

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    rawfodog
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    Nice mini!

  35. Cyrus Willard

    Mom?

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    Rambo
    Commented on this photo:

    I would fuck her pussy so hard, smoke would start to come out of it!

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    Rambo
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    I’d pay for an upskirt pic of that one.

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    I would spend some money on that.

  39. YTBOY

    Man, She look GOOD!!

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    YTBOY
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t that the best ass you ever saw????

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    joeeee
    Commented on this photo:

    Assuming that is not a tranny, she has some nice titties. LOL at Bay doing the “I have to pay hookers” walk of shame.

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    Ben Whofleck
    Commented on this photo:

    What? You don’t know how to wash a car in a dirty way? Well I just lost my boner.

    To PA on standby: “Send in the next talentless whore.”

  43. Stuart Taylor

    Come on now – the word ‘tranny’ is not cool to throw around.

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    setxua
    Commented on this photo:

    that´s because that´s a man

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    timbomuldoon
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    Who is michael bay?

  46. mariska

    Hey Look! is the New Megan Fox

  47. denise

    Real nice how all the disgusting comments, as well as article, are aimed at the female. Such a sexist, misogynistic f’ed up society!

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