Hey, What’s Up, Michael Bay? Cool Hooker

The Superficial / June 25, 2012

Here’s Michael Bay leaving Chateau Marmont Saturday night with a woman he clearly didn’t want to be seen with, so right off the bat my first thought was “hooker.” But then I realized this is Michael Bay and “Hey, everybody, I’m buying sex!” is probably something he writes into the side of his Ferrari with a machine gun. So then my next guess was “tranny” until I remembered, again, this is Michael Bay and I’m sure he’s got enough C4 on hand to get rid of a penis. So I honestly don’t know what the fuck.

His sister, maybe? You’re right, I don’t see that being an issue either. Dammit.

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