M.I.A.’s baby gets a D.O.B.

February 15th, 2009 // 75 Comments

Clearly a disciple of the Kanye West School of Blogging, M.I.A. announced the birth of her baby boy on her MySpace page:

HAPPY VALENTINES!
SUNDAY NITE I CA M E HOME FROM THE GRAMMY’S STILL IN THE MOOD TO PARTY , I COUDA EASILY GONE OUT BUT I WENT HOME INSEAD , LUCKY I DID!! COZ MY EARLY STAGE LABOUR KICKED IN AROUND 2 AM .
MY BABY WAS BORN WEDNESDAY , HE IS HEALTHY , FINE , BEAUTIFUL AND THE MOST AMZING THING EVER ON THIS PLANET, OF COURSE IM HIS MUM!!!
ME AND BABY ARE PUTTING OUR TOUR DATES FOR 2010 TOGETHER
AND MAKING MIX TAPES
AND FIGURING OUT A WAY TO BREAK OUT OF THE HOSPITAL !
HOPEFULLY THE WORLD IS BEEN TICKING ALONG AND I AINT MISSED MUCH!
C U SOON ,
AND MY BABY BOY SAYZ HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Damn, kid’s not even a week old and he’s already laying down tracks and planning a tour. You know what I was doing at a week old? Working in the Pacific Northwest as a lumberjack. Ladies?

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  1. isitin

    Fugitive #47, your the little racist cocksucker on this forum. Most of us don’t like her because she is a no talent skank, not because of her colour. You sir should just go back to your hole in the ground & fuck right off.

  2. Tom K

    Fugitive if white people are all those things you claim why is India, Pakistan and Sri Lanka among the countries who have a large amount of women who purchase skin lighting creams to lighten their skin. Why you ask? Too look like white people!!!! Just admit that most minorities aspire to be like white people and look like us too. They think that having white skin with blonde hair and blue eyes = beautiful. Self loathers are even worse then racists.

    I actually respect blacks more than Indians, Paki’s and Sri Lankans because at least the majority of them are proud of who they are.

    Indian: A brown, smelly egotistical people. Of the 1 billion Indians, maybe about 2 million live within the USA. They are not an accurate portrayal of Indians. Real Indians are smelly, foul, socially awkward and nonathletic. They are also EXTREMELY ugly. Many of them are uneducated and live on one dollar a year. Indians are also known for being huge rip-offs and copycats. They steal movie ideas, western technology, recycle it and pretend like they invented it.

    “Wow, I’m Indian and even I hate Indians…they’re so gay.”- Ishbu

    Another self loather strikes again. LMAO!!!!!!

  3. ALISALEI

    she is a goddess, LOVE HER

  4. .

    I see racism is still all the rage in the retard social circles.

    The irony is American white supremacists don’t even like Europeans. *sigh*

  5. LOL

    #52

    Is that why white people are always working on their tans?

  6. Riley

    #55, You, sir, are completely oblivious. NO white girl that tans wants to look black or as dark as an indian, they want to have color to their skin. Whites have a vast majority of different skin colors. Its genuinely amusing how you think you have a witty, clever comment when in fact its boring, old, and dull… most white girls don’t tan, and the reason that the ones that DO want to is because they like the healthy, light, tan colored appearance. So please, don’t try and join in on the intelligent quarrel, you aren’t very bright.

  7. Riley

    And by intelligent quarrel, I mean that Tom K is the intelligent one. This conversation is rubbish above all though.

  8. Stuhlgang *yawn*

    @44

    It may soothe your fragile ego to think that those other posters are all me, so I’ll just let you think that to spare your delicate psyche.

    Now about the odd obsession you have with the cleanliness of others’ genitalia– Specifically the fear that said parts smell of an imagined rainbow of assorted penises– would lead me to believe you have lead quite a “colorful” existence, and seem to draw from a wealth of personal experience. (“midnight penis”– still trying to figure that one out– Sounds like the new fragrance from Criss Angel.)

    You don’t have to worry about my genitals however, as your mother did a nice job polishing my knob to a glossy shine. (You can even see the whole back of her throat reflected in it, that is when she’s not fogging it up with her hot breath.)

  9. Tom K

    @ 56 & 57

    Go brush your crooked yellow teeth, you plain-faced slag.

  10. Wait, I did just get confirmation. INDIAN GIRLS DO SMELL LIKE CURRY!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM3Kuqt4KGo

  11. michelle

    hopefully the baby learns better English.

  12. Liberals Swallow

    who the hell is this bitch? Another hip hop “group” or one hit wonders? God I fucking hate this type of music that breeds the biggest d-bags.

  13. Esther

    whoa, cant take that ignorant talk any longer. M.I.A is badass and her music is pure, love her

    63. why are you bullshitting bout her music without even knowing it? her music is great and you dont know her cause she is underground and all you listen to is dumb ass commercial mainstream bullshit

  14. Riley

    #59…Hmm…not sure if I should be laughing or what. Crooked yellow teeth? Plain-faced slag? That’s sure to bust my giant ego! *rolls eyes* I’m pretty happy with how I look actually, there’s no need for your approval. I’m not here to prove myself on TheSuperficial. By the way, I was actually sort of just maybe kind of I THINK defending you in the comment above. (Read #47-#52)

  15. audrich

    She looks like Tony Clifton in the first pic, no joke.

  16. Turd Ferguson

    #66;

    LOL!
    I haven’t heard a Tony Clifton reference in a loooooong time.

  17. your mom

    #56, since when is being tan considered a “healthy” look? as far as i knew real tanning was unhealthy and caused skin cancer, so whether you do it for real or in a booth or with spray, its not to look “healthy”, girls do it cause they think it makes them look hot, for some it works, for others it’s overkill. Race and color don’t make a woman beautiful, I’ve seen plenty of fugly white girls.

  18. Joe B

    I wonder what it must be like to have an IQ as low as this idiot obviously does. Is the world different when you’re slow?

  19. Riley

    #68. I’m not saying its healthy, but for some girls its look better to be slightly tanner than deathly pale, just as sometimes it loooks better to be slightly lighter than uber dark. Your right, race and color don’t make a woman, I’ve seen plenty of fugly girls in GENERAL.

  20. haridhq

    Just like a housewife in this photo, if you are interested in beautiful girl or rich people, maybe you can come to this celebrity site< <<<<<<<< M i l l i n a i r e l o v e s. C o M>>>>>>>>>

  21. Dggie

    Please note: Apparently grammys now has an apostrophe.

  22. Mayhem

    34 and 35 -

    INDIANS PAKISTANIS AND SRILANKANS ARE THE SAME???
    FUCKING EDUCATE YOURSELVES
    twats

  23. wolf5150

    Everybody miss the fact that she is HOTT! Wait till the baby weight comes off,
    Fuck it, I’ll do it tonight if she is up to it.

  24. And I think it smells like complete shit, then I think they hit the fingers of his mother in a hole error, and Einstein.

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