M.I.A.’s baby gets a D.O.B.

February 15th, 2009 // 75 Comments

Clearly a disciple of the Kanye West School of Blogging, M.I.A. announced the birth of her baby boy on her MySpace page:

HAPPY VALENTINES!
SUNDAY NITE I CA M E HOME FROM THE GRAMMY’S STILL IN THE MOOD TO PARTY , I COUDA EASILY GONE OUT BUT I WENT HOME INSEAD , LUCKY I DID!! COZ MY EARLY STAGE LABOUR KICKED IN AROUND 2 AM .
MY BABY WAS BORN WEDNESDAY , HE IS HEALTHY , FINE , BEAUTIFUL AND THE MOST AMZING THING EVER ON THIS PLANET, OF COURSE IM HIS MUM!!!
ME AND BABY ARE PUTTING OUR TOUR DATES FOR 2010 TOGETHER
AND MAKING MIX TAPES
AND FIGURING OUT A WAY TO BREAK OUT OF THE HOSPITAL !
HOPEFULLY THE WORLD IS BEEN TICKING ALONG AND I AINT MISSED MUCH!
C U SOON ,
AND MY BABY BOY SAYZ HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Damn, kid’s not even a week old and he’s already laying down tracks and planning a tour. You know what I was doing at a week old? Working in the Pacific Northwest as a lumberjack. Ladies?

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  1. david

    I am clairvoyant: Mother of the year.

  2. sonya

    who’s the baby daddy?

  3. Guy

    Was it issued by the fashion police?

  4. when you get a dob you also are issued a death date, you just don’t know it yet… CONGRATULATIONS, baby!

    http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/various-sundries

  5. LOLWTFBBQ

    Who the hell is this?

  6. BURZUM

    WOOOHOOOOO! Can’t wait to go see her in concert again.

    She gives the best shows ever.

  7. Her outfit is definitely not flattering to her baby bump. Soon to be mothers should sparkle, not be covered in see through polka dots!

  8. JDF

    Who is that shitstain wigger?

  9. isitin

    Who the hell is this ugly skank whore. Does she know who the father is Sonya #2 should have asked.

  10. tripp

    Not only is the baby already planning tours, but if that blog post is any indication, the baby has already started learning how to write!

  11. The baby is mixing tracks and planning tours but doesn’t have a name! Maybe he’ll just be called Baby Boy. I like mums sunglasses, though!

  12. isitin

    This is even funnier, her real name is Mathangi Arulpragasam.

  13. Sauron

    I’m wondering if the eardrums of the baby are still in one piece.Dumb bitch.

  14. Freddo

    Speaking of predictions, kid will be on crack by 10, father its first kid by 13 and pe in jail by 14 for car theft.

  15. Do indian girls vaginas smell like Curry? Because they usually smell like complete shit.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2NCf-vIs4w

  16. Hey Bradd

    @ # 15

    Is that what it smelled like when your mom grunted you out her prolapsed vagina? Otherwise– how would you know what an Indian chick’s cooch smelled like?

  17. billabong021

    Do white girl’s vagina’s usually smell of curry? Because they usually smell like black cock.

  18. Pathetic Worm

    So glad I won’t see these pics while on acid.

  19. Stuhlgang

    #15

    If you think it smells like “complete shit”, then I think you were finger-banging your Mom in the wrong hole there, Einstein. (Could that be the reason that finger of yours stinks..?)

  20. wa-wa-we-wa

    Wow! I love all those quick comebacks to the anti-Indian. Shoes to go ya that Indians love this site too.

  21. 10pound

    Damn she is ugly as shit.

  22. Funeral Guy

    Have you heard this broad’s “music”? M.I.A. is S.H.I.T.

  23. Funeral Guy

    Also, I really hate that pursed lip peace sign bullshit.

  24. @15

    What is up with the hate on Indian broads, yo? (M.I.A. is not Indian, btw)

  25. Stuhlgang

    @ 21

    Not pro-Indian per se. Just anti-douchebag.

  26. Stuhlgang

    @17

    …And what does black cock smell like exactly, since you seem to be the expert on that subject? I’ll wait if you need to go ask your mom.

  27. Shelby

    @27

    Oh snap !!!

  28. sam

    What’s with all the hate?

  29. annie

    To my surprise,I found she posted a profile on a famous millionaire & celebrity dating club____MillionaireLoving. C O M____. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

  30. Shep

    This childdoesn’t stand a chance and will be the dumbest fuckin kid of all time with her as his mother. I guess with such intellectual shortcomings, the most he could ever hope to be is uhhh leader of the Republican party and future president of the United States of America. Such a shame to have such low standards and negative outlook on the future :(

  31. hojo

    Who the hell is that bitch? Drop the turd already you dumb ghetto slut

  32. intellectual asshat

    Ghetto FABULOUS. Poor, poor child.

  33. Tom K

    M.I.A is Sri Lankan which is different from Indians and Pakistanis. This is bullshit to me because they all look the same and besides the language it is hard to see any real difference. She is the woman that sings that annoying hit “Paper Planes” a song that you Americans made popular from the movie, “Pineapple Express”. She had a few semi hits before that song.

    Basically she is just another no talented whore that you Americans made even popular by buying her crappy music and requesting her songs. So don’t act surprised when she gets written about on the Superficial because you retards made her a celebrity.

  34. Tom K

    M.I.A is Sri Lankan which different from Indians and Pakistanis. This is bullshit to me because they all look the same and besides the language it is hard to see any real difference. She is the woman that sings that annoying hit “Paper Planes” a song that you Americans made popular from the movie, “Pineapple Express”. She had a few semi hits before that song.

    Basically she is just another no talented whore that you Americans made even popular by buying her crappy music and requesting her songs. So don’t act surprised when she gets written about on the Superficial because you retards made her a celebrity.

    ALSO: I SEE #25 BLACK GUY WITH AIDS MUST BE SOME DIRTY INDIAN BECAUSE YOU SEEM TO BE REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT US HATING ON THOSE CURRY SMELLING FUCKS, TYPICAL! Probably some Indian American with dreams of being white. Kill yourself so pathetic.

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  36. billabong021

    Stuhlgang/ Shelby (same person) im not saying your a bad person cause ur vagi smells like midnight cock, im just sayin it’s ur nature, like a bear that shits in the woods, is it bad?

    of course not its just a scientific fact, like you swivelling on my middle finger (thats also a scientific fact, wikipedia it if you dont believe me) so don’t shoot the messenger just urself *pats back and hands colt .45*

  37. Stuhlgang

    #37

    …So, I guess it’s pretty safe to say you didn’t like what your mom had to tell you then? (Refresh your memory by re-reading my question @ 27.)

    (BTW, please elaborate on what the hell “midnight cock” is. Not all of us are familliar with the many types of cock there are– you seem to know all of the many nuances. Do you have a PhD in cock sniffing?)

    And sure you pay close attention in remedial spelling class tomorrow, mmmkay Special Ed?

  38. yenjvoy

    Only thing uglier than a Tamil woman is a pregnant Tamil woman.

  39. Sheila

    Is it true, the rumors that I’ve heard that Aussie’s have the highest percentage of Herpes infections per capita? Wikipedia says that nearly 99 percent of all Australians have the Herpes II virus.

    Ick.

  40. sin

    Who the helll is this skank? HAve a little decency bitch. When you are that big with child, COVER THE DAMNED BELLY UP!!. Nasty. Whaen your are that big and close to delivery, stop acting like you are not pregnant!! Dress appropriately and if you must perform, sit the fuck down. You are grossing everyone out.

  41. .

    #41 not everyone is grossed out by pregnant chicks. You’re either a gay male or a reeeeally uptight chick.

  42. Riley

    i heart stuhlgang

  43. billabong021

    Stuhlgang/ Shelby/ Riley (same person) seriously just wash ur vagi out n get over it.

  44. Jai

    MIA Is amazing and some of the racist comments bellow show just how ignorant and backwards u tools are.

  45. Jai

    *Above :)

  46. Fugitive

    Wow you fucking no-talent slacks sure have a lot of shit to say don’t you? And Tom, you fuck face, indians/pakis/sri lankans do NOT look the same. In fact, all yo white bastards look the same. Most of you white trash ass holes are 1) jobless 2) obese 3) brainless 4) all of the above. And who said white people smell good? Most of you smell (and look) like garbage.

  47. Fugitive

    Wow you fucking no-talent slacks sure have a lot of shit to say don’t you? And Tom, you fuck face, indians/pakis/sri lankans do NOT look the same. In fact, all yo white bastards look the same. Most of you white trash ass holes are 1) jobless 2) obese 3) brainless 4) all of the above. And who said white people smell good? Most of you smell (and look) like garbage.

  48. Fugitive

    Wow you fucking no-talent slacks sure have a lot of shit to say don’t you? And Tom, you fuck face, indians/pakis/sri lankans do NOT look the same. In fact, all yo white bastards look the same. Most of you white trash ass holes are 1) jobless 2) obese 3) brainless 4) all of the above. And who said white people smell good? Most of you smell (and look) like garbage.

  49. Cameron

    LOL I thought this was miley cyrus when I first glanced at the photo.

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