Drake Tried To Bang Porn Star Mia Khalifa, It Didn’t Work

Mia Khalifa is famous now thanks to filming porn in a hijab and probably eventually dying because of that. (What? That’s what American Sniper would say!) So naturally all of this deadly political strife gave Drake a boner which he thought he could just send Mia on Instagram, and she’d be all over it. A strategy that presumably works a lot for him, and now I hate my life. *looks down pants* You said only photographing you from the left would work! CBS Man Cave (Yup. Actual site.) reports:

Mia was asked about which famous people have tried contacting her since she became famous. After appearing a little reluctant to divulge the information, she loosened up:
Host: How ’bout this. Give me a name it rhymes with.
Mia: Oh my god. Ummm. It rhymes with… “rake.”
And did Rake follow her on Twitter and creep through direct message all smooth, like most famous people? Of course not. He actually sent her a half-naked picture on Instagram, like a horny teenager. Because, of course Rake would do that.
She liked it, though, right?
“It was so cringeworthy. The whole thing was cringeworthy.”

Let’s just take a moment to absorb the gravity of the situation. Drake made a porn star who’s been on Bang Bros and had sex on camera in a hijab cringe. This is someone who’s paid to look at any type of nudity, no matter what it is, yet Drake’s body made her go, “Ew, that’s not right.” Welcome to my world, Drizzy. We twins!

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