- Actual footage of the meteorite that hit Russia instead of me being a penis. [BuzzFeed]
- Gwyneth Paltrow will guide all you sad, lonely bitches through the sad loneliness. [Lainey Gossip]
- Brangelina are selling wine now. The secret ingredient is multi-national children’s tears. [Dlisted]
- John Mayer banged Katy Perry last night in case you’re wondering how and why that meteor happened. [Just Jared]
- All these women spent yesterday single, so their expectations are extremely low right now. Strike, STRIKE! [theCHIVE]
- Kate Upton doesn’t care if you call her fat because she’s a blonde, 20-something with amazing breasts. She’s the next stage in human evolution until she hits 30. [IDLYITW]
- Oh fucking Christ, now Maria Menounos is making out with that GoDaddy kid. Are his teeth a hedge fund manager? [Popoholic]
- Brooklyn Decker is a brunette now, so yet another cause of the meteor. [TooFab]
- Xenia Deli is still crazy hot. [Hollywood Tuna]
- And the same goes for Cintia Dicker in Sports Illustrated whose hotness will only further embolden the Ginger Revolution. We are at their mercy now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
Oh ffs all I got was a shitty Aerosmith video
http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/02/14/what-is-happening-in-chelyabinsk/
A couple of the videos can be found here.
No shit. I was all like “I expected some sort of disaster video, but Aerosmith? That’s too much to endure, that’s too damn much!”
I have a huge list of places I wanted that to hit…what a let down. I mean, it missed the Kardashian household by about half a planet.
Maybe the Mayans were just off by a few months.
Obviously the supernatural forces that run the Big Show are very angry and have really bad aim. Punching holes in a remote Russian ice lake is no way to get rid of the K klan.
How shitty must life in Russia be that every car has a video camera running at all times, AND when the goddamn fist of almighty thor blazes across your morning commute, you don’t give it so much as a “well look at that”…no, you just continue driving like a fucking drunken maniac.
but that’s why Russians will survive end of the world :) they probably won’t even notice it
‘Bout time.