The 2015 MET Gala

Here’s the rest of The 2015 MET Gala where I’m going to assume whoever Rihanna’s dress didn’t crush in its path was murdered by the Olsen Twins. I don’t know how else I’m supposed to interpret this gallery. These people are dead now. Except maybe Sarah Jessica Parker who probably just returned to K’un-L’un to summon the Steel Serpent. (Haha! You thought I was gonna make a horse joke.)

Photos: ELMO NY/AKM-GSI, Getty