“January! January! Is it true you sent your son to live in Guatemala with his nanny?” – Asked just before this pic.
Mainly because of breasts, here’s a massive gallery from last night’s MET Gala featuring your favorite celebrities at their most fanciful including:
“Post-Baby Body” Beyonce. If she was so pregnant, where’s this baby now…
Gwyneth Paltrow who surprisingly didn’t ride Beyonce down the red carpet (Did you know they’re black friends?) More importantly: Side-boob.
The only suitable angle of Cameron Diaz.
Camilla Belle.
A lamp wearing underwear.
Carey Mulligan demonstrating exactly what a woman will marry after having sex with Shia LaBeouf.
Scarlett Johansson‘s way too restrained breasts.
And why Giselle Bundchen shouldn’t leave canisters of gel where Tom can reach them i.e. near the waterslide.
Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News
Bumblebee Cosplay???
if you close up on her face. her face is perfect. there is nothing wrong with it and shes very natural. completely minimal and simple yet gorgeous.wow
Face of an old woman on the body of a ten year old. No thanks.
“Sorry John I can’t massage you tonight.”
notice the strategically placed hedge.
This dress was made for a much slimmer woman.
I have a feeling she will start telling everyone she created the side boob.
She made me want to fap to the Help
She looked hot in Precious.
Good boobage. Is she still married to the old guy?
Mr. Gisele Bundchen cleans up well.
Wasn’t she getting Phillippe’d?
Is this post-prego body or post-White Castle?
I’d motorboat the ice queen.
Careful, your lips will stick
Cute girl with a fun personality and good boobs.
Didn’t Jon Heder wear that in Blades of Glory?
As a woman with super fair skin I’m just going to come out and say it: Ladies with pale skin, stop wearing brown lipstick. It looks terrible. She looks like she just ate a shit sandwich. This look would be so pretty if she just chose a color that complimented her skin
I feel like she is wearing a different version of the same white/ ivory/ gold/ flowing lace dress. We get that you like white already. To me this looks like something a Victorian clown would get married in.
Its a maaan baby!
Psh, I dunno about you lot but I’d totally tap that. The unkempt hair just hints that she’s wild in the sack.
Why does she have an arc-reactor?
Wow she looks waaaay older now. No more baby face. I think she looks good.
What is it with celebrities wearing dresses lately that look like they were made by someone who doesn’t know how to sew?
Not a lot of people could pull off plum lips- but it works with the 1920′s style she’s going for. Camilla seriously could do no wrong in my eyes.
You were the only one who ‘got’ the look.
Her dress is amazing.
i somehow thought this was halle berry
God, she’s beautiful. Shit stained lips and all.
She’s a very pretty girl. But her torso is absolutely appalling, She’s got the weirdest shaped torso I’ve ever seen in my life on a model.
Why is she even at this event
She looks beautiful and happy.
This is the worst I’ve ever seen her look.
That black lipstick isn’t working at all. Otherwise, perfection.
She’s just practicing road safety you guys. The reflector glasses on her dress will allow drivers to see her in the dark.
Florence and the machine kicks ass.
Shame was a really good movie and she’s amazing in every role I’ve seen her in.
Beautiful.
I AM A BANANA!
Ugh!
wow.
Yikes. She loses all her powers when her boobs are covered up. Like Katy Perry, she is nothing without her cleavage. Crew necks are her kryptonite.
Motor boat!
She looks RIDICULOUS! The shoes don’t even fit!
Her body is weird.
This dress does nothing for her. She looks 4 months pregnant.
Everything is wrong… Spanx showing underneath, the feathers dangling, the color, the embellishments, the hands holding the hips so they look narrower but they don’t…Everything.