MET Gala 2012: Fancy People Are Fancy

May 8th, 2012 // 243 Comments

“January! January! Is it true you sent your son to live in Guatemala with his nanny?” – Asked just before this pic.

Mainly because of breasts, here’s a massive gallery from last night’s MET Gala featuring your favorite celebrities at their most fanciful including:

“Post-Baby Body” Beyonce. If she was so pregnant, where’s this baby now…
Gwyneth Paltrow who surprisingly didn’t ride Beyonce down the red carpet (Did you know they’re black friends?) More importantly: Side-boob.
The only suitable angle of Cameron Diaz.
Camilla Belle.
A lamp wearing underwear.
Carey Mulligan demonstrating exactly what a woman will marry after having sex with Shia LaBeouf.
Scarlett Johansson‘s way too restrained breasts.
And why Giselle Bundchen shouldn’t leave canisters of gel where Tom can reach them i.e. near the waterslide.

Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. January Jones Cleavage MET Gala
    milan8888
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    Bumblebee Cosplay???

  2. Katharine McPhee Cleavage MET Gala
    seanbean
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    if you close up on her face. her face is perfect. there is nothing wrong with it and shes very natural. completely minimal and simple yet gorgeous.wow

  3. Gwyneth Paltrow Sideboob MET Gala
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    Face of an old woman on the body of a ten year old. No thanks.

  4. Cameron Diaz MET Gala
    mbcl
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    “Sorry John I can’t massage you tonight.”

  5. Beyonce MET Gala
    mbcl
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    notice the strategically placed hedge.

  6. Beyonce MET Gala
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    This dress was made for a much slimmer woman.

  7. Gwyneth Paltrow Sideboob MET Gala
    Man With No Plan
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    I have a feeling she will start telling everyone she created the side boob.

  8. Jessica Chastain Cleavage MET Gala
    Man With No Plan
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    She made me want to fap to the Help

  9. Paula Patton Cleavage MET Gala
    Man With No Plan
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    She looked hot in Precious.

  10. Katharine McPhee Cleavage MET Gala
    Man With No Plan
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    Good boobage. Is she still married to the old guy?

  11. Tom Brady Gisele Bundchen MET Gala
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    Mr. Gisele Bundchen cleans up well.

  12. Abbie Cornish Cleavage MET Gala
    Man With No Plan
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    Wasn’t she getting Phillippe’d?

  13. Beyonce MET Gala
    Man With No Plan
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    Is this post-prego body or post-White Castle?

  14. January Jones Cleavage MET Gala
    Man With No Plan
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    I’d motorboat the ice queen.

  15. Kate Upton MET Gala
    Man With No Plan
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    Cute girl with a fun personality and good boobs.

  16. Beyonce MET Gala
    bbiowa
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    Didn’t Jon Heder wear that in Blades of Glory?

  17. Camilla Belle Cleavage MET Gala
    Clam jam
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    As a woman with super fair skin I’m just going to come out and say it: Ladies with pale skin, stop wearing brown lipstick. It looks terrible. She looks like she just ate a shit sandwich. This look would be so pretty if she just chose a color that complimented her skin

  18. Florence Welch Cleavage MET Gala
    Clam jam
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    I feel like she is wearing a different version of the same white/ ivory/ gold/ flowing lace dress. We get that you like white already. To me this looks like something a Victorian clown would get married in.

  19. Cameron Diaz MET Gala
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Its a maaan baby!

  20. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage MET Gala
    bikini_inspector
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    Psh, I dunno about you lot but I’d totally tap that. The unkempt hair just hints that she’s wild in the sack.

  21. Chloe Sevigny MET Gala
    bikini_inspector
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    Why does she have an arc-reactor?

  22. Camilla Belle Cleavage MET Gala
    maeby
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    Wow she looks waaaay older now. No more baby face. I think she looks good.

  23. Gwyneth Paltrow Sideboob MET Gala
    undercover
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    What is it with celebrities wearing dresses lately that look like they were made by someone who doesn’t know how to sew?

  24. Camilla Belle Cleavage MET Gala
    Potato Head
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    Not a lot of people could pull off plum lips- but it works with the 1920′s style she’s going for. Camilla seriously could do no wrong in my eyes.

  25. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage MET Gala
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    Her dress is amazing.

  26. Katharine McPhee Cleavage MET Gala
    mimi
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    i somehow thought this was halle berry

  27. Camilla Belle Cleavage MET Gala
    Polo
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    God, she’s beautiful. Shit stained lips and all.

  28. Kate Upton MET Gala
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    She’s a very pretty girl. But her torso is absolutely appalling, She’s got the weirdest shaped torso I’ve ever seen in my life on a model.

  29. Kate Upton MET Gala
    DiDi
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    Why is she even at this event

  30. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage MET Gala
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    She looks beautiful and happy.

  31. Kate Upton MET Gala
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    This is the worst I’ve ever seen her look.

  32. Camilla Belle Cleavage MET Gala
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    That black lipstick isn’t working at all. Otherwise, perfection.

  33. Chloe Sevigny MET Gala
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    She’s just practicing road safety you guys. The reflector glasses on her dress will allow drivers to see her in the dark.

  34. Florence Welch Cleavage MET Gala
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    Florence and the machine kicks ass.

  35. Carey Mulligan Marcus Mumford MET Gala
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    Shame was a really good movie and she’s amazing in every role I’ve seen her in.

  36. Katharine McPhee Cleavage MET Gala
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    Beautiful.

  37. January Jones Cleavage MET Gala
    MySpoonIsTooBig
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    I AM A BANANA!

  38. Chloe Sevigny MET Gala
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    Ugh!

  39. Camilla Belle Cleavage MET Gala
    anon
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    wow.

  40. Kate Upton MET Gala
    quagmire
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    Yikes. She loses all her powers when her boobs are covered up. Like Katy Perry, she is nothing without her cleavage. Crew necks are her kryptonite.

  41. January Jones Cleavage MET Gala
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    Motor boat!

  42. Chloe Sevigny MET Gala
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    She looks RIDICULOUS! The shoes don’t even fit!

  43. Paula Patton Cleavage MET Gala
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    Her body is weird.

  44. Kate Upton MET Gala
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    This dress does nothing for her. She looks 4 months pregnant.

  45. Beyonce MET Gala
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    Everything is wrong… Spanx showing underneath, the feathers dangling, the color, the embellishments, the hands holding the hips so they look narrower but they don’t…Everything.

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