“January! January! Is it true you sent your son to live in Guatemala with his nanny?” – Asked just before this pic.
Mainly because of breasts, here’s a massive gallery from last night’s MET Gala featuring your favorite celebrities at their most fanciful including:
“Post-Baby Body” Beyonce. If she was so pregnant, where’s this baby now…
Gwyneth Paltrow who surprisingly didn’t ride Beyonce down the red carpet (Did you know they’re black friends?) More importantly: Side-boob.
The only suitable angle of Cameron Diaz.
Camilla Belle.
A lamp wearing underwear.
Carey Mulligan demonstrating exactly what a woman will marry after having sex with Shia LaBeouf.
Scarlett Johansson‘s way too restrained breasts.
And why Giselle Bundchen shouldn’t leave canisters of gel where Tom can reach them i.e. near the waterslide.
Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News
why do guys hate cameron? she’s actually a pretty cool chick
she’s kind of a vacuous idiot and she hasn’t looked uber hot since the 90′s
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i totally love this dress but don’t care for the hanger
I don’t know what it is, but that dress has a real ‘Jane Jeston’ vibe going on…
I really don’t see her appeal other than her figure. She has the face of a man + horse.
Miley Cyrus in 10 years.
Pretty girl, terrible dress.
Guess who found another guy to make a hate baby with?
So, this taxi will take me from the red carpet to the actual Gala right?
january definitely looks much cuter with the smile
That’s what you get for asking your auto mechanic to make you a dress.
As she left the event, Mulligan was booed by the Narnia branch of PETA for her outfit.
Its Tristan Taylor from Yu-Gi-Oh! And don’t ask me how I know that.
Hey Beyonce, next time buy your dress on Rodeo Drive instead of Sesame Street!
Its the very latest in faked pregnancy haute couture.
Didn’t he lose one of the biggest games of his life just 3 months ago? Oh, that’s right, HE DID. GO GIANTS!
for the second time!
BIG BLUE WRECKIN CREW!!!! YEAAAAAA!!!
Still paying the price for that BJ.
give her a break guys.
after all… titties!
Buddy, I have tits :)
Eh… go back to not smiling. It may not be hot, but at least it looks more natural.
The best she’s looked in 20 years.
“Care for a glass of Gallo?”
women are nuts.
when a chick’s hair is all messed up, it’s often a sign that she just
got laid and is therefore more attractive. at least for me personally.
we also don’t give a fuck about nail polish, shoes and pretty much fashion in general.
we do care about how women smell wonderful.
constant bitching and whining is a double edged sword
for reals, i’m fully aware that she is ridiculously beautiful and i’d do just about anything to sex her but she kinda looks like that russian chick from the globo gym purple cobras with all that makeup
Mumford and Sons, you philistines. Try listening to some good music.
http://www.mumfordandsons.com/
Carey Mulligan, though? Zero fucks to be given.
“Mumford and Son”? What does a 40-year-old TV show about a junkman have to do with this picture?
(Forty years. Wow…I’m old.)
Ha ha… I hear you, TomFrank. Sanford and Son was just a tad before my time, but there’s days the Interhatz makes me feel like a goddamned senior citizen… dagnabbit.
Is this the chick from Ghost Protocol that never stops smiling and can’t pose with her legs closed?
i mean when was the last time somebody wore scale mail?
Yes, I believe I would.
hair gel or semen?
…stop that.
was her tailor on vacation?
in all fairness, nice legs
guess the wax lady missed a few spots…
His mouth says “happy”, but his eyes tell it like it is…
Natürlich sind wir alle beteten für Ihren Mann meiner Frau!
so fucking cute
People are really giving her too much credit. There’s so many things out there to shape a body specially for women after pregnancy. She looks like she’s wearing a very tight corset underneath that’s all. It’s a trick used by women going back to decades ago and morons still fall for it lol.
I’m pretty sure corsets were worn way before decades ago.
Love the color on her. Really stands out
She’s either hunching because her breasts are threatening to pop out the sides, or her mullet dress is too short in the front. Either way, bad choice.
She always stands like she’s a little lost orphan.
I covet that dress in a different color.
Just too self-important for my tastes, and yes, Cock Dr., she is getting “horsey” in the face. Perhaps she should go away for awhile…..
she looks really, quite good
blech. that pose.
“look like you don’t care”
god that tattoo just sucks ass
Must have necklace.
Ok I actually still have NO clue who she is, but I know who she is only from gossip sites over the years and she is so ugly. This dress looks like my worst nightmare.
omg.
She looks fucking FANTASTIC. Whoever says otherwise, is a huge idiot. I’d love to see anyone else pull that dress off… especially at her age.
Aren’t we just a bit bitter?
Not bad for a clown