MET Gala 2012: Fancy People Are Fancy

May 8th, 2012 // 246 Comments

“January! January! Is it true you sent your son to live in Guatemala with his nanny?” – Asked just before this pic.

Mainly because of breasts, here’s a massive gallery from last night’s MET Gala featuring your favorite celebrities at their most fanciful including:

“Post-Baby Body” Beyonce. If she was so pregnant, where’s this baby now…
Gwyneth Paltrow who surprisingly didn’t ride Beyonce down the red carpet (Did you know they’re black friends?) More importantly: Side-boob.
The only suitable angle of Cameron Diaz.
Camilla Belle.
A lamp wearing underwear.
Carey Mulligan demonstrating exactly what a woman will marry after having sex with Shia LaBeouf.
Scarlett Johansson‘s way too restrained breasts.
And why Giselle Bundchen shouldn’t leave canisters of gel where Tom can reach them i.e. near the waterslide.

Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Cameron Diaz MET Gala
    Luvme
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    why do guys hate cameron? she’s actually a pretty cool chick

  2. Carey Mulligan Marcus Mumford MET Gala
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/08/amazingmumford-340_226.jpg[/img]

  3. Gwyneth Paltrow Sideboob MET Gala
    Luvme
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    i totally love this dress but don’t care for the hanger

  4. Gwyneth Paltrow Sideboob MET Gala
    FDrBn
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    I don’t know what it is, but that dress has a real ‘Jane Jeston’ vibe going on…

  5. Tom Brady Gisele Bundchen MET Gala
    FDrBn
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    I really don’t see her appeal other than her figure. She has the face of a man + horse.

  6. Kate Upton MET Gala
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    Miley Cyrus in 10 years.

  7. Beyonce MET Gala
    wtf
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    Pretty girl, terrible dress.

  8. January Jones Cleavage MET Gala
    Dannuuuu
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    Guess who found another guy to make a hate baby with?

  9. Cameron Diaz MET Gala
    Dannuuuu
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    So, this taxi will take me from the red carpet to the actual Gala right?

  10. anonym

    january definitely looks much cuter with the smile

  11. Chloe Sevigny MET Gala
    Frank Burns
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    That’s what you get for asking your auto mechanic to make you a dress.

  12. Carey Mulligan MET Gala
    Frank Burns
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    As she left the event, Mulligan was booed by the Narnia branch of PETA for her outfit.

  13. Tom Brady MET Gala
    Frank Burns
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    Its Tristan Taylor from Yu-Gi-Oh! And don’t ask me how I know that.

  14. Beyonce MET Gala
    Frank Burns
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    Hey Beyonce, next time buy your dress on Rodeo Drive instead of Sesame Street!

  15. Beyonce MET Gala
    Jonas Grumby
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    Its the very latest in faked pregnancy haute couture.

  16. Tom Brady Gisele Bundchen MET Gala
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    Didn’t he lose one of the biggest games of his life just 3 months ago? Oh, that’s right, HE DID. GO GIANTS!

  17. Chloe Sevigny MET Gala
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    Still paying the price for that BJ.

  18. Jessica Chastain Cleavage MET Gala
    dooood
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    give her a break guys.
    after all… titties!

  19. January Jones Cleavage MET Gala
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    Eh… go back to not smiling. It may not be hot, but at least it looks more natural.

  20. Cameron Diaz MET Gala
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    The best she’s looked in 20 years.

  21. Chloe Sevigny MET Gala
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    “Care for a glass of Gallo?”

  22. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage MET Gala
    dooood
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    women are nuts.
    when a chick’s hair is all messed up, it’s often a sign that she just
    got laid and is therefore more attractive. at least for me personally.

    we also don’t give a fuck about nail polish, shoes and pretty much fashion in general.

    we do care about how women smell wonderful.

    constant bitching and whining is a double edged sword

  23. Kate Upton MET Gala
    dooood
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    for reals, i’m fully aware that she is ridiculously beautiful and i’d do just about anything to sex her but she kinda looks like that russian chick from the globo gym purple cobras with all that makeup

  24. Carey Mulligan Marcus Mumford MET Gala
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    Mumford and Sons, you philistines. Try listening to some good music.

    http://www.mumfordandsons.com/

    Carey Mulligan, though? Zero fucks to be given.

    • “Mumford and Son”? What does a 40-year-old TV show about a junkman have to do with this picture?

      (Forty years. Wow…I’m old.)

      • Ha ha… I hear you, TomFrank. Sanford and Son was just a tad before my time, but there’s days the Interhatz makes me feel like a goddamned senior citizen… dagnabbit.

  25. Paula Patton Cleavage MET Gala
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    Is this the chick from Ghost Protocol that never stops smiling and can’t pose with her legs closed?

  26. Carey Mulligan MET Gala
    dooood
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    i mean when was the last time somebody wore scale mail?

  27. Abbie Cornish Cleavage MET Gala
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    Yes, I believe I would.

  28. Tom Brady MET Gala
    dooood
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    hair gel or semen?

  29. January Jones Cleavage MET Gala
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    …stop that.

  30. Abbie Cornish Cleavage MET Gala
    Pepper's Pot
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    was her tailor on vacation?

  31. Chloe Sevigny MET Gala
    dooood
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    in all fairness, nice legs

  32. Beyonce MET Gala
    Pepper's Pot
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    guess the wax lady missed a few spots…

  33. Tom Brady MET Gala
    Little Tongue
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    His mouth says “happy”, but his eyes tell it like it is…

  34. Gisele Bundchen Cleavage MET Gala
    dooood
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    Natürlich sind wir alle beteten für Ihren Mann meiner Frau!

  35. Katharine McPhee Cleavage MET Gala
    dooood
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    so fucking cute

  36. Beyonce MET Gala
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    People are really giving her too much credit. There’s so many things out there to shape a body specially for women after pregnancy. She looks like she’s wearing a very tight corset underneath that’s all. It’s a trick used by women going back to decades ago and morons still fall for it lol.

  37. Katharine McPhee Cleavage MET Gala
    lori
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    Love the color on her. Really stands out

  38. Gwyneth Paltrow Sideboob MET Gala
    lori
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    She’s either hunching because her breasts are threatening to pop out the sides, or her mullet dress is too short in the front. Either way, bad choice.

  39. Carey Mulligan MET Gala
    lori
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    She always stands like she’s a little lost orphan.

  40. Paula Patton Cleavage MET Gala
    lori
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    I covet that dress in a different color.

  41. Gwyneth Paltrow Sideboob MET Gala
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    Just too self-important for my tastes, and yes, Cock Dr., she is getting “horsey” in the face. Perhaps she should go away for awhile…..

  42. January Jones Cleavage MET Gala
    moopy
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    she looks really, quite good

  43. Beyonce MET Gala
    moopy
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    blech. that pose.

  44. Florence Welch Cleavage MET Gala
    moopy
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    “look like you don’t care”

  45. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage MET Gala
    evie
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    god that tattoo just sucks ass

  46. January Jones Cleavage MET Gala
    jelly
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    Must have necklace.

  47. Chloe Sevigny MET Gala
    JANE
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    Ok I actually still have NO clue who she is, but I know who she is only from gossip sites over the years and she is so ugly. This dress looks like my worst nightmare.

  48. Florence Welch Cleavage MET Gala
    JANE
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    omg.

  49. Gwyneth Paltrow Sideboob MET Gala
    JANE
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    She looks fucking FANTASTIC. Whoever says otherwise, is a huge idiot. I’d love to see anyone else pull that dress off… especially at her age.

  50. Kate Upton MET Gala
    BenDoverman
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    Not bad for a clown

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