“January! January! Is it true you sent your son to live in Guatemala with his nanny?” – Asked just before this pic.
Mainly because of breasts, here’s a massive gallery from last night’s MET Gala featuring your favorite celebrities at their most fanciful including:
“Post-Baby Body” Beyonce. If she was so pregnant, where’s this baby now…
Gwyneth Paltrow who surprisingly didn’t ride Beyonce down the red carpet (Did you know they’re black friends?) More importantly: Side-boob.
The only suitable angle of Cameron Diaz.
Camilla Belle.
A lamp wearing underwear.
Carey Mulligan demonstrating exactly what a woman will marry after having sex with Shia LaBeouf.
Scarlett Johansson‘s way too restrained breasts.
And why Giselle Bundchen shouldn’t leave canisters of gel where Tom can reach them i.e. near the waterslide.
Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News
Meh
Starting to look somewhat horsey in the face, and that sideboob seems lacking in zest and animation. Don’t hang ‘em out there if they lack zest and animation.
You can take the girl outta the trailer park…… but……. yeah.
This is bad.
Yeah, but I need that dress for Halloween.
Seems like there might be a stray “Y” chromosome in there somewhere.
Agreed. Those cheekbones scream man-face.
I was going to say this chick is definitely gay.
who and who???
A mermaid and a fairy!
Gisele resembles a large and dignified bird of prey.
No, the one on the left is Tom.
The North Star, gravity, Chloe Sevigny looking like shit…
Large and in charge.
Damn. She looks mad old.
I read her name as Florence Wench. Something about the dress I guess.
She is crazy beautiful
Wait, isn’t this that one chick from The Help? The ditzy blonde that couldn’t cook? She’s looking good for 60.
Yeah, this is not a good picture of her.
Pretty dress! Fits her nicely. I don’t like the color of it but it looks good on her.
His doofusness increases with each year.
I thought the point was to NOT see your Spanks.
Never heard of you but damn could you really not get that dress altered under the arm area? Thanks for the effort?
Why? Why?!
Scarlett, is it really that much trouble to do your hair? Really?
Gotta give it to her for going with very natural makeup and practically no accessories for such a busy dress. I might go so far as to say she’s the most decent looking, appropriately dressed woman there.
I dig her high heeled silver sparkle clogs.
love ya kimmy but you’re absolutely wrong here.
go back and look for katherine mcphee
Agreed, I was way wrong. I realized that later after seeing Katherine McPhee again, but I was too lazy to say anything about it.
I love you, Florence. You need some help taking off that dress, girl? I’ll can help you. It’s ok, we’re both girls! Ok turn around. Now bend over…
I think we’d get along great in real life :)
Buzz kill. Ruiner!
Glad I’m not drunk or stoned.
I’m completely sober and this still killed my buzz.
Seriously, woman! Why are you looking so old? It must be the eye makeup. Yeah it is, they should’ve put some false lashes on her. Just a little bit.
Gwyneth, stop posing. Everybody already went inside.
She’s probably still out there, showing off her legs and side boobs.
Oh no. I thought the back was the worst part. Oh how wrong I was.
Nope, it’s terrible all over.
Too bad Big Bird wasn’t there….Big Bird would have tried to climb on top of that skirt and make some eggs.
Damn!
Why is she still relevant ? What does she do for a living ?
finally someone who looked decent at this event
sweet jolie pose gisele
oh look its gisele bundchen and gumby!
jiggaboo jones
She finally got the Christmas tree out of her ass.
Black sharpie mutant eyebrow powers activate!
Looks like a monster truck tire print.
Might as well stay with the theme; Her hair looks like shit!
I don’t want to sound like a misogynist, but anyone who calls their kid ‘Apple’ needs to be slapped.
We already covered this. You’re a misanthrope… you hate men and women equally.
You know, you are right, we did go over this didn’t we?
‘Shame’ was pretentious, overrated crap. And this dress makes her look like a starving carp.
You know, I never did see Melancholia, but now I’m thinking it must have been pretty good.
I refuse to pay her a compliment after having watched Shark Night.
Abbie Cornish…sounds like a novel by Jane Austin.
Hippos are the most dangerous animals in Africa.
they also have entire eco-systems depending on and thriving off of their gigantic asses
They also like to throw their poop around with their tails. It’s some sort of territory thing or something. No, seriously, it’s true!
She brushed her pubic hair instead…don’t know why.
Holy fuckin’ Wicked Witch of the East face.
We are so fortunate to have the Queen of the Eagles grace us with her presence tonight.
It looks like she has a second head.
Astroboy?
I’ve always had a hard spot for Gwyneth……
Shazam! that’s the stuff (erotic) dreams are made of.
she’s perfect
perfection
perfection
her sister looked so much better