MET Gala 2012: Fancy People Are Fancy

May 8th, 2012 // 246 Comments

“January! January! Is it true you sent your son to live in Guatemala with his nanny?” – Asked just before this pic.

Mainly because of breasts, here’s a massive gallery from last night’s MET Gala featuring your favorite celebrities at their most fanciful including:

“Post-Baby Body” Beyonce. If she was so pregnant, where’s this baby now…
Gwyneth Paltrow who surprisingly didn’t ride Beyonce down the red carpet (Did you know they’re black friends?) More importantly: Side-boob.
The only suitable angle of Cameron Diaz.
Camilla Belle.
A lamp wearing underwear.
Carey Mulligan demonstrating exactly what a woman will marry after having sex with Shia LaBeouf.
Scarlett Johansson‘s way too restrained breasts.
And why Giselle Bundchen shouldn’t leave canisters of gel where Tom can reach them i.e. near the waterslide.

Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Gwyneth Paltrow Sideboob MET Gala
    Cock Dr
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    Meh
    Starting to look somewhat horsey in the face, and that sideboob seems lacking in zest and animation. Don’t hang ‘em out there if they lack zest and animation.

  2. Kate Upton MET Gala
    Jess
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    You can take the girl outta the trailer park…… but……. yeah.

  3. Carey Mulligan Marcus Mumford MET Gala
    Cock Dr
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    This is bad.

  4. Paula Patton Cleavage MET Gala
    Cock Dr
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    Seems like there might be a stray “Y” chromosome in there somewhere.

  5. Carey Mulligan Marcus Mumford MET Gala
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    who and who???

  6. Tom Brady Gisele Bundchen MET Gala
    Cock Dr
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    Gisele resembles a large and dignified bird of prey.

  7. Chloe Sevigny MET Gala
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    The North Star, gravity, Chloe Sevigny looking like shit…

  8. Beyonce MET Gala
    Cock Dr
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    Large and in charge.

  9. Camilla Belle Cleavage MET Gala
    Nina
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    Damn. She looks mad old.

  10. Florence Welch Cleavage MET Gala
    Nina
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    I read her name as Florence Wench. Something about the dress I guess.

  11. Katharine McPhee Cleavage MET Gala
    Nina
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    She is crazy beautiful

  12. Jessica Chastain Cleavage MET Gala
    kimmykimkim
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    Wait, isn’t this that one chick from The Help? The ditzy blonde that couldn’t cook? She’s looking good for 60.

  13. Katharine McPhee Cleavage MET Gala
    kimmykimkim
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    Pretty dress! Fits her nicely. I don’t like the color of it but it looks good on her.

  14. Tom Brady MET Gala
    Cock Dr
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    His doofusness increases with each year.

  15. Beyonce MET Gala
    jodes
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    I thought the point was to NOT see your Spanks.

  16. Abbie Cornish Cleavage MET Gala
    kimmykimkim
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    Never heard of you but damn could you really not get that dress altered under the arm area? Thanks for the effort?

  17. Beyonce MET Gala
    kimmykimkim
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    Why? Why?!

  18. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage MET Gala
    kimmykimkim
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    Scarlett, is it really that much trouble to do your hair? Really?

  19. Chloe Sevigny MET Gala
    kimmykimkim
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    Gotta give it to her for going with very natural makeup and practically no accessories for such a busy dress. I might go so far as to say she’s the most decent looking, appropriately dressed woman there.

  20. Florence Welch Cleavage MET Gala
    kimmykimkim
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    I love you, Florence. You need some help taking off that dress, girl? I’ll can help you. It’s ok, we’re both girls! Ok turn around. Now bend over…

  21. Gwyneth Paltrow Sideboob MET Gala
    kimmykimkim
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    Buzz kill. Ruiner!

  22. Jessica Chastain Cleavage MET Gala
    kimmykimkim
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    Seriously, woman! Why are you looking so old? It must be the eye makeup. Yeah it is, they should’ve put some false lashes on her. Just a little bit.

  23. Gwyneth Paltrow Sideboob MET Gala
    kimmykimkim
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    Gwyneth, stop posing. Everybody already went inside.

  24. Beyonce MET Gala
    kimmykimkim
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    Oh no. I thought the back was the worst part. Oh how wrong I was.

    • Cock Dr

      Nope, it’s terrible all over.
      Too bad Big Bird wasn’t there….Big Bird would have tried to climb on top of that skirt and make some eggs.

  25. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage MET Gala
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    Damn!

  26. Chloe Sevigny MET Gala
    tom
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    Why is she still relevant ? What does she do for a living ?

  27. Katharine McPhee Cleavage MET Gala
    chikaty
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    finally someone who looked decent at this event

  28. Tom Brady Gisele Bundchen MET Gala
    chikaty
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    sweet jolie pose gisele

  29. Tom Brady Gisele Bundchen MET Gala
    zomgbie
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    oh look its gisele bundchen and gumby!

  30. January Jones Cleavage MET Gala
    skunk
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    jiggaboo jones

  31. Florence Welch Cleavage MET Gala
    cc
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    She finally got the Christmas tree out of her ass.

  32. Kate Upton MET Gala
    MyRightOne
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    Black sharpie mutant eyebrow powers activate!

  33. Chloe Sevigny MET Gala
    MyRightOne
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    Looks like a monster truck tire print.

  34. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage MET Gala
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    Might as well stay with the theme; Her hair looks like shit!

  35. Gwyneth Paltrow Sideboob MET Gala
    cc
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    I don’t want to sound like a misogynist, but anyone who calls their kid ‘Apple’ needs to be slapped.

  36. Carey Mulligan Marcus Mumford MET Gala
    cc
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    ‘Shame’ was pretentious, overrated crap. And this dress makes her look like a starving carp.

  37. Katharine McPhee Cleavage MET Gala
    cc
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    I refuse to pay her a compliment after having watched Shark Night.

  38. Abbie Cornish Cleavage MET Gala
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Abbie Cornish…sounds like a novel by Jane Austin.

  39. Beyonce MET Gala
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Hippos are the most dangerous animals in Africa.

    • dooood

      they also have entire eco-systems depending on and thriving off of their gigantic asses

      • kimmykimkim

        They also like to throw their poop around with their tails. It’s some sort of territory thing or something. No, seriously, it’s true!

  40. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage MET Gala
    cc
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    She brushed her pubic hair instead…don’t know why.

  41. Cameron Diaz MET Gala
    cc
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    Holy fuckin’ Wicked Witch of the East face.

  42. Gisele Bundchen Cleavage MET Gala
    Cock Dr
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    We are so fortunate to have the Queen of the Eagles grace us with her presence tonight.

  43. Florence Welch Cleavage MET Gala
    anny_nonomous
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    It looks like she has a second head.

  44. Tom Brady MET Gala
    anny_nonomous
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    Astroboy?

  45. Gwyneth Paltrow Sideboob MET Gala
    guttboy
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    I’ve always had a hard spot for Gwyneth……

  46. Katharine McPhee Cleavage MET Gala
    guttboy
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    Shazam! that’s the stuff (erotic) dreams are made of.

  47. Katharine McPhee Cleavage MET Gala
    Luvme
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    she’s perfect

  48. Katharine McPhee Cleavage MET Gala
    Luvme
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    perfection

  49. Camilla Belle Cleavage MET Gala
    Luvme
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    perfection

  50. Beyonce MET Gala
    Luvme
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    her sister looked so much better

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