Mena Suvari’s hair is…I don’t even know

February 2nd, 2007 // 94 Comments
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  1. acatnamedfrank

    Instead of an “M” she should wear a giant “F” to honor her gigantic, elongated FOREHEAD!

    Ugh, that’s just weird.

  2. machinegundolly

    that’s a wig…i hope.

  3. Gringer76

    “Olivia Newton-John (from the 80′s) called, she wants her hair back!”

    Ummm…she doesn’t have a forehead, she has a fivehead. She needs to see a better hairstylist than the one she already has (if she even has one at all)

  4. whitegold

    #50 – Your good buddies with Grimace and Hamburgler?! That’s so friggin cool!!! Those guys are awesome!

  5. sol

    the poor thing. i bet nobody told her that “M” really stands for Mongoloid…

  6. Ok, so Fish Guy and I think alike. That does nothing to me other than make me think that Fish Guy probably kicks ass.

  7. etown

    It’s because she’s got the largest forehead in history of course. That one’s easy! They should graft some of that forhead skin onto her breasts and blow them up with a air pump… she’d be better off…

  8. Regnig

    Hey Poncho..

    Mayor McCheese is currently employed in my small little Kentucky town… true story.

  9. silentspringythingy

    she looks good. what’s the shame in having a large fore head, it highlights her cute eyes…. if we chastise others for having unique features then everyone will LOOK THE SAME! Then we will start to complain that there is too much pressure on us to be beautiful. mena is nice.

  10. DecorativePoncho

    OMG Mayor McCheese! I forgot about that crazy sumbitch!! Is he employed…as the mayor? MF owes me 12 bucks.

  11. promisehersmack

    she looks cute

  12. BarbadoSlim

    @59, funny you should mention that, I own all that real estate, I’ve got two nice studio apartments to rent on that big ass forehead, I also have one cleavage view penthouse left. Move now, they are selling fast!

  13. The girl has to do something.

    I mean, you can park a fleet of Winibegos on that forehead of hers.

  14. mrs.t

    The fact that you can look at that photo and pick out just one problem is unbelievable Mr. Fish.

  15. Regnig

    Well… duh.. of course he is the Mayor! LOL

    And yeah, he’s famous for taking money around here – he’s even been banned from his ‘ol stomping grounds (McDonalds for those of you born post 2000.)
    We’ve been trying to put together an intervention with the Fry Guys, Hamburgler and of course, Ronald himself. Let me know if you have his contact info…

    Peace out.

  16. EJ

    Bad hair, bad tits, who IS this girl? Is she famous for something other than being the personification of nastiness? o_O

  17. thesarahficial

    whats the big deal? her hair line only starts from the back of her neck…

  18. RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors

    wtf? she looks like a goth version of Gidget

  19. drowningfool

    If you look at it from Pic 1, to Pic 2, to Pic 3 it goes:

    pic 1: be serious, need to make a comeback

    pic 2: ..glances at her reflection in nearby window…

    pic 3: Oh wait. That was me in the reflection. That’s not funny. When this PR event is over I wonder if it would be easier to tie a noose around my neck and jump off a chair, or take a bunch of sleeping pills….

  20. Kate

    Is this chick serious?? Oh, well, you have to admit the bangs aren’t as scary as the FIVEHEAD she’s got going on.

  21. The Devil's Prom Date

    She got that haircut for free on CRAIGSLIST.

    Ah Sir, times is hard.

  22. Shelley Bonnechance

    She has….a…..very…..tall….head…

    aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….

  23. Why is she in the tabloids after 10 years? Who exactly cares about this? Is she trying to promote a movie or something? If so, there would be better ways of doing it, like putting a paper bag over her head with the name of the movie written on it.

  24. THESCOOTER

    Come on she needs those bangs to cover up her five-head. You could crack coconuts with that thing.

  25. hey Im a real big fan of mena but thats got to be a wig because she looks like chewbacka from star wars if he shaved off his facial hair

  26. NicotineEyePatch

    Blame it on Nelly Retardo. In three weeks half of Hollywood (and at least two people who you thought you loved) will have these bangs.

  27. dystopia

    Look at this bitch’s crow’s feet. No way she’s 27. I’m just not buying it.

  28. s0fa

    wow, she’s got smile and eye wrinkles…

  29. happy_bunny

    the bangs are to camoflage her massive forehead
    or maybe to enhance its massiveness

  30. veruca salt

    I don’t think she looks that bad. I actually like her bangs and outfit. I’m not from the US and it’s funny how fashion stuff like this it’s so last year in my third world country and you people are just begging to hate it.

  31. mommy_long_legs

    lol @ “holy fricken bangs.” That was good for a laugh, misanthrope….thanks!

  32. Lowlands

    These are the most innocent eyes i’ve seen since last week,when i was looking in the mirror to my own eyes.Her eyes can’t be human,they look more like those “doll-eyes”what they put in those dolls to play with.Only this time the factory put the counterweight in her head instead of the breast.Look,in the 2nd pic she bows her head slightly.The counterweight falls foreward and make her eyes blink and her mouth open.

  33. Lowlands

    How old is this ‘doll’?Is she really 27?

  34. woodhorse

    She looks like those old famous pictures of the BIG EYE, BIG HEAD paintings. Maybe she could be in the next CHUCKY movie.

  35. Lowlands

    Give this girl a fish lowerpart of her body and she could be a very convincing mermaid.

  36. Goonly

    Goonly finds her attractive, hair and all.

  37. sexybitch

    #87 Mena, get the fuck off this thread.

  38. omelette ze roar

    I didn’t notice her hair.
    I was too distracted by that crazy chain around her neck.

  39. Team OJ

    # 85 Funny that. She could be the next Good Girl doll “fully functional” ,gives oral while you sleep then slits your throat :)

  40. normal haircut. i like. but dress & shoes- awful

  41. ImaCracka

    OK I give… who is this silly bitch?

  42. no1justminda

    She couldn’t find shoes tall enough, so she had to add the height with her hair. What the hell girl?

  43. wow, did she do that herself?

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