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bush twins | February 2, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Hey Mena, show us your tits!!!
uh…wait…no, please don’t.
TaterFace | February 2, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Ew. Just.. no.
Stop it. Stop it right now.
misanthrope | February 2, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Holy fricken bangs! Where does her hairline start?
Me | February 2, 2007 at 12:34 pm
A conehead and cousin it LOL
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
whitegold | February 2, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Who is this girl?
Btw, I “loooooove” the gold chain M hahahaha!!! What a pimp this girl is!!! Is that even made of gold?! It looks more like copper or brass or something haha!
llllllllll | February 2, 2007 at 12:37 pm
There is a reason why this thing is sporting Niagra Falls bang…and as big as her forehead is she may very well be carrying a vase under there
DontFearTheReaper | February 2, 2007 at 12:38 pm
That’s a ‘tard hairdo. She looks like she rides the short yellow bus.
D'oh Eyes | February 2, 2007 at 12:43 pm
I DO believe her hairline starts way back there…that’s what you’d call a ten-head.
Binky | February 2, 2007 at 12:47 pm
The last time I ordered the Mena Suvari I had to send it back.
I think it was fresh frozen,then nuked, and the tomato sauce was still cold.
cole007 | February 2, 2007 at 12:49 pm
“M” stands for Monstrosity.
polypam | February 2, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Wait, so Mena Suvari is the daughter from The Coneheads? I’m so confused now.
whackjob | February 2, 2007 at 12:54 pm
the most awesome unibrow ever
RichPort | February 2, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Mena Suvari’s hair is…
as ugly as her tits?
RichPort | February 2, 2007 at 12:58 pm
On second thought, she is the poor man’s flat-chested Lohan… as if the poor man needed one…
the_stone | February 2, 2007 at 1:05 pm
sigh….Mena, Mena, Mena
you cannot possibly grow your hair in this silly fashion to cover your ugly looking titties.
BarbadoSlim | February 2, 2007 at 1:08 pm
From the desk of the L.A.P.D.
police are looking for a Mena Who?wary, apparently, remains consisting of a pair of “tard bangs” some mantits and a pair of hideous shoes belonging to a once F-list minor player fitting her description were found near the PCH.
welcome to Jamrock bitch.
crazyotto | February 2, 2007 at 1:09 pm
this chick does have a massive forehead
Lollanna | February 2, 2007 at 1:09 pm
I know she was probably aiming for “hip and directional” but she just looks cheap and delusional…
cole007 | February 2, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Also, “M” stands for Make like a tree and LEAVE, and “MORON”
meee | February 2, 2007 at 1:17 pm
dude if she’s going to cover that fucking landscape of a forehead she’s got she needs at least 4 feet of hair for bangs
Lesbianesque | February 2, 2007 at 1:18 pm
this seriously can not be the smokin’ hot chick from American Beauty
schack | February 2, 2007 at 1:20 pm
her tits are actually really nice. noy like that pendulous shit that sags and flaps around like elephantitits. she is really lucky to have small, shapely tits.
but an inch shorter on the hair would have been perfect.
karifarrell | February 2, 2007 at 1:20 pm
You guys, that’s a WIG!!!
It’s gotta be….(please?)
Onenewshoe | February 2, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Bring her over, that hair doesn’t bother ole’one eye…mmmmmm could be nice.
Onenewshoe | February 2, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Bring her over, that hair doesn’t bother ole’one eye…mmmmmm could be nice.
Onenewshoe | February 2, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Shit, no problem with the hair, ‘ole’one eye’ don’t care, bring her over.
Onenewshoe | February 2, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Shit, no problem with the hair, ‘ole’one eye’ don’t care, bring her over.
schack | February 2, 2007 at 1:25 pm
new word:
elephantitits
definition: large masses of fatty tissue adhering to the breast plate, which resembles the floppy and diseased flesh on the “elephant man’s” face.
Onenewshoe | February 2, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Sorry for the extra clicks………
woodhorse | February 2, 2007 at 1:27 pm
her hair is almost the same as Keira Knightly’s in Domino. What is fugly are those retarded leotards. And the fugly necklace – I guess she won it on Sesame Street.
woodhorse | February 2, 2007 at 1:28 pm
her hair looks like Keira’s in the movie Domino. All of her clothes and jewelry are fugly though.
schack | February 2, 2007 at 1:28 pm
new word: elephantitits
definition: large, saggy masses of fatty tissue adhering to the breast plate, which resemble the floppy growths of “elephantitis” sufferers
the_stone | February 2, 2007 at 1:30 pm
How can you say her tits are nice and shapely?
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/01/mena_suvari_is_topless_penis_w.html
schack | February 2, 2007 at 1:31 pm
i’m talking about that very picture, stoner
combustion8 | February 2, 2007 at 1:33 pm
it’s the daughter from the coneheads… with hair.
schack | February 2, 2007 at 1:33 pm
even hunched over (in which position most big tits would look like testicles) her little gorgeous boobies looked firm and perky
schack | February 2, 2007 at 1:34 pm
are you gay, stoner?
schack | February 2, 2007 at 1:36 pm
are you gay, stoner?
Lizzle | February 2, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Today’s fashion don’t is brought to you by the letter M!!!
Peter Coffin | February 2, 2007 at 2:03 pm
It looks like a combination of Cousin It and the Coneheads.
D'oh Eyes | February 2, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Fish guy: She looks like the love child of a Conehead and Cousin Itt.
Peter Coffin: It looks like a combination of Cousin It and the Coneheads.
Try harder next time.
goldstar777 | February 2, 2007 at 2:15 pm
She looks nothing like the cutie she was in American Beauty…
Peter Coffin | February 2, 2007 at 2:17 pm
She looks like she’s smuggling a vessel for holding cut flowers under her hairpiece.
Spindoc | February 2, 2007 at 2:18 pm
The Love child of herman Munster and a wig.
Oh, #7, LOL! So true.
DrBob2607 | February 2, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Her picture is next to the definition of “Coyote Sex” . That’s where you pick up a broad when you’ve got beer goggles on, bang her all night, and then wake up the next morning to find her laying on your arm and you have to chew through it to make your escape..
Spindoc | February 2, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Oh SHIT!!!!!!!!!
I didn’t even notice before becuase I didn’t look at all three pictures, but SHE’S WEARING LEGGINGS!!!!!!!!
STOP!! Leggings are almost as stupid as those monster sized glasses all the anorexic chicks wear.
Cardinal Ximenez | February 2, 2007 at 2:22 pm
What a blessed young girl. I’d like to shower her with some Ximenez holy water if ya know what I mean. If she takes three hail Mary’s and farts on Reese Witherspoon, she will be forgiven.
schack | February 2, 2007 at 2:22 pm
why do anorexic chicks all wear those glasses? the last place you want to wear something slimming is your face. don’t you WANT your head to look too big for your body?
Ravenjade | February 2, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Obviously no one’s aqquainted with Clone High’s
interpatation of Mina Suvari. Her forehead is HUGE.
DecorativePoncho | February 2, 2007 at 2:36 pm
My good buddies Grimace and Hamburgler were looking for the lost Fry Guy. I’ll direct them here.