Mena Suvari is topless, penis weeps

January 22nd, 2007 // 118 Comments

  1. JaeMae

    Id rather have those than “fat girl tits.” Scary!

  2. RussianMafia

    Isn’t she against alcohol? What a loser.

  3. blue

    Super cute. “Sweet little boobies,” indeed. Like 62 said, the Super just has a limited notion of what real boobs are s’posed to look like, as he only has the most boring of porno to compare to.

  4. biatcho

    #31: If you’re going to “cover” for me in my absence at least make the shit funny fer christs’ sakes. Wally – what did I do to piss you off???

  5. charlotte123

    i totally agree #62

    what’s wrong with you people?
    they’re real, and they look fine

  6. WhoYouLookinAt??

    Seriously… I know the point is to judge others to make ourselves feel good. Dont get me wrong- TONNES of fun. BUT, she looks great.

  7. Jeremy1Esq

    cute girl. Ive seen worse for sure. Leave her alone.

  8. pixel killya

    Some small tits are fantastic and I love ‘em. But Mena’s tits are kind of ugly, sparrow tits. Skin isn’t very nice either. Oh well, at least they are real.

  9. Gem

    I don’t get it, what exactly is supposed to be wrong with her? Does a girl have to have a perfect barbie doll figure to not be considered repulsive nowadays? It’s not skinny models who are to blame for all the eating disorders young girls have nowadays, its this impossible ideal that men have created that your average woman steps straight out of Playboy and anything less perfectly sculpted is a nausea inducing beast of mankind.

  10. GwenRyan

    My boobs looked like that when they first started to sprout. It’s strange, they look almost pre-teenish.

  11. miss_placed_aussie

    A couple of posts after this there’s a picture of Paris Hilton in a tight blue dress without a bra.

    If the image of Mena’s breasts are burnt permenantly onto your retinas I would recommend you check it out.

    It will disturb you more.

    A lot more.

  12. Dread Pirate Robert

    Yay Mena! Your boobs are beautiful!

    Real, firm, and perfect. Silicon is for circuit boards and cheap sex toys. Ick.

    I mean seriously, look at the photos of Posh and Coco up on this site — now THOSE are funny!

  13. Partially Pregnant

    Mena Suvari has that look of natural beauty one cannot achieve through plastic surgery!

    That being said, she looks allright to me! And you go, Mena!

  14. Niki_Jacob

    I wish mine looked like hers. Check out my, myspace page and you’ll see!!

    http://www.myspace.com/niki_jacob

  15. thesarahficial

    they’re tubular

  16. lol, she’s very wrecked!

  17. JoePa

    This may never get read or replied to since I am 10 months off the original post but I must comment regardless.

    Mena Sevari bared her 19 year old breasts (American Pie was filmed between 1998 and 1999) when Kevin Spacey was about to mount up on her towards the end of the movie, and I don’t believe they were ever exposed in the rose scenes. In the near climax she was lying on her back so her smallish, flattened breasts along her with large areolae appeared almost prepubescent. I believe Mena was fittingly chosen to play the slightly above average cute cheerleading high schooler. Let’s face it, the majority of high school girls are attractive, then mainstream out as they age. I would not be surprised if she was also chosen because of her breast size, shape, and appearance as such. I was actually shocked at how “lame” they were at the time, but now realize they were perfect for the part. This movie delved in dark humor and complete seriousness so when she admitted she was a virgin to Lester, he could not go through with it, especially after viewing those oh so young looking titties.

    Now I happen to dig pic #1, where Mena is leaning over a bit and causing her breast to form a nice triangular, hanging yet firm, shape. You’ve got to applaud anyone in Hollywood who keeps their natural figures, especially one with small breasts. I’ve learned to appreciate all shapes, sizes, colors, and weights of breasts, nipples, and areola. The differences and combinations are yet another deliciously amazing way which makes women unique. When I was younger I had a “standard” breast/areola/nipple color, ratio, and location in my head that was attractive, and anything else was either weird or unnattractive. However, after experiencing all different types, my preferences have changed as well as my openness to different types. Another common denominator is sensitivity, and believe me, you can’t judge a nipple by its cover! Someone else said it well, the main thing about breasts is SHAPE, and there are ugly shapes of ALL sizes, as well as beautiful shapes of all sizes.

    p.s. Wes Bentley, not Tobey Maguire, played the filmmaking, drug dealing neighbor Ricky Fitts, who watched as Thora Birch opened her shirt exposing her nice yet surprisingly large and lopsided breasts.

    p.s.s. God forgives EVERYONE if they ask, no matter what sins they may have committed.

  18. jeeves

    Thora Birch was 17 when she got her big ‘ol funbags out! Had to have her parent’s permission or something. That ain’t MS’s oughtie navel on the DVD cover either, yo!

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