Mena Suvari Malibu bikini pictures

August 17th, 2007 // 182 Comments
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Lord knows why you’d want to see them, but here are some shots of Mena Suvari wearing a bikini. And it’s not like Mena was all that great to look at even with hair, so these are just confusing. And maybe a little cruel. Although they do raise an important question: why is this dude wearing a bikini?

NOTE: I don’t know why, but she reminds me of a bear cub. She looks like she should be lumbering towards a pot of honey in this picture.

Photos: Splash

  1. susanist

    Jessica Alba is one of the most overrated projects ever to come out of Hollywood. Put her into the same room with Eva Longeria and you have two of them.

    Yes, as these Envy based blogs likes to rag on most ‘real’ women for the sake of the Jessica Alba’s of the world, she looks like a boy when great effort is not put forth to make her appear glamorous.

    In FF4 Silver Surfer she was the least sexy in the bachelor party scene. she was really convincing as Dark Angel. But since she is like most of you Paris haters that would whine to an agent about her real work what is it? Pretending to be an actress? She’s cute but so are most kids. The attention she gets from bloggers is proof of immaturity or pedophilia especially when comments on real women are pure hatred.

  2. JD

    Who is that guy in the women’s bathing suit?

  3. dangerlilly

    @151 Paris Hilton is an example of a “real woman”? You’re kidding right? How about Cate Blanchett, Ellen Barkin, Liv Tyler, Emma Thompson, Jada Pinkett, or Natalie Portman? Any of them are more real than Paris or Kim Kardashian, and more worthwhile to listen to or look at than that hook nosed herpes infested menace or the porn girl wannabe.

  4. woodhorse

    So, Susanist, did you let someone pee on you in your sex tape or do you just have a wonk eye and giant feet? Let us all know when your “The Stars Are Projects” CD comes out, we’d love to make fun of it.

  5. mynameisearl

    actually, she’s kinda “thick”

  6. FACE

    Thick? ridiculous. SHe is beautiful and I just popped a load in my shorts

  7. FACE

    That hideous ol chick next to her makes her look even better

  8. @ Susanist (149)
    We need to talk sweetie. Send me an email.

  9. Goldstein

    You’re gay. She’s hot.

  10. casey

    bear cub! yes! she does look rather cuddly and non threatening.

  11. Malffy Hernandes

    O que e ele que aconteceu? Nao mau embora, estranho so

  12. RAT

    She looks good to me, really good!

  13. Goldfish

    Right…..a bear cub….just like the cheerleader chic on Heroes looks like a pit bull ?? Tough crowd. God Bless the anti-implanters!

  14. td

    Why is she shunning her American Beauty/Cheerleader look? That was hot!

  15. go suck it you emo fuckers who are size 6

    fuck you anorexic fuckers who think you need to be a size 6 to be accepted into society. go suck your dads balls.

  16. kat

    She’s just my type and I’m a female

  17. Q

    dude this chick is fucking hott stuff.
    bald chicks are the hottest.
    bald pride lolll

  18. Kate

    It’s sick the way so many people on this site jump on the bandwagon in saying that just because a girl is bald, she’s ugly or boyish or a lesbian. Props to the people who can appreciate all kinds of beauty.

  19. Spazzieq

    Look at those pear shaped child bearing hips and ass! 10/10

    I touch “stocky” and a blokes upper body, but who cares. Her wholes need to be filled!!!

  20. Winesnob

    Looks hot to me…Bigger breasts would be nice, and of course her old hair style, but otherwise she’s pretty hot.
    I never liked scrawny 90lb girls like Longoria, Miscdha Barton or Stefani…looks too much like jailbait.
    Real hips, thighs and curves rule!

  21. Ren

    Who cares if she doesn’t have boobs, she is still in shape and looks great! I respect her for not getting the TYPICAL boob job everyone is American now seems to be getting.
    I’m tired of this boob infested country. Every girl in America now thinks, if they are small chested that they need a boob job because of these horny men. So what if she is small chested, they are “Natural” and fit to the size of her body, which is small. I’m sick of all you men out there that look right for the woman’s chest. If only we could tell just by looking at a guy if he has a small penis! Maybe then more men would be feeling the pressure for getting a penis enlargment. I bet all you guys that made the breast comment has a small dick!

  22. [b]
    She needs to lose some weight.

    If she lost 10… mabe 20 pounds, she would look like this:

    http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/3142
    [/b]

  23. She needs to lose some weight.

    If she lost 10… maybe 20 pounds, she would look like this:

    http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/3142

  24. [b]

    She needs to lose some weight.

    If she lost 10… mabe 20 pounds, she would look like this:

    http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/3142

    [/b]

  25. toya

    I’d hit her. Twice

  26. britneyspearshatr

    Mena Suvari is one BEAUTIFUL BABE !!! this girl is nothing short of gorgeous!!!!

  27. rustler pantaleon

    stop f+++++king hating she still fu….ng 6c

  28. Jetta

    Umm I wonder what kind of film she’s working on ..
    I like your cute bald look I hope she lets it get spikey :D

  29. Newman

    I definately would be limp trying to run my fingers through the sarge cut and have never been a fan of her “asymmetrical to the rest of her body” thick legs, but DAAAAY-UM I AM LOVING HER ASS.

    And agree with her NOT NEEDING a boob job. Get over the boobs people! ALL nipples are sensitive. Oh yeah, unless they go under the knife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. shanice

    Her hair looks better now cause when she had long hair HER FOREHEAD WAS HUGEEEEEEEEEE!

    Quite an ugly girl in my opinion!

  31. Heather

    So all these pics I’ve looked at you say how “ugly” these ladies are. Is there anyone that is hot to you? Or are you that disgusting yourself you have to say everyone else is hideous. You chud.

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