Lord knows why you’d want to see them, but here are some shots of Mena Suvari wearing a bikini. And it’s not like Mena was all that great to look at even with hair, so these are just confusing. And maybe a little cruel. Although they do raise an important question: why is this dude wearing a bikini?
NOTE: I don’t know why, but she reminds me of a bear cub. She looks like she should be lumbering towards a pot of honey in this picture.
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Wuuus | August 17, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Definitely a woman. Like that butt.
dave | August 17, 2007 at 1:40 pm
First
Dave | August 17, 2007 at 1:41 pm
dammit maybe one day
Texas Tranny | August 17, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Damn, I look better than that in my bikini.
I’m not stuck-up, I’m just saying…………….
i hate you too. | August 17, 2007 at 1:42 pm
I think she’s actually pretty cute.
UglyGirl | August 17, 2007 at 1:42 pm
is that the chic from sabrina with her?
bob | August 17, 2007 at 1:42 pm
wow, fish, that lumbering bear comment was actually somewhat funny.
anyway, i don’t get the crochet bikinis. it looks like it would shrink the second it hits the water.
those glasses are fucking hideous.
Tim | August 17, 2007 at 1:44 pm
This is exactly what Cindy Crawford’s son is going to look like in 10 years.
XavierH | August 17, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Bottom half pretty nice. Top half should be covered in rose petals. Or a burlap sack.
Maybe she’s starring in the V for Vendetta sequel, W for Woof?
Jimbo's Sweaty Buttcrack | August 17, 2007 at 1:45 pm
I’m pretty sure the second girl is FRIST.
jrzmommy | August 17, 2007 at 1:48 pm
WHOA! It’s the Dyke from the Deep!
HELP | August 17, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Are her boobs super-wide apart? I mean, there is NO cleavage whatsoever. Ugh.
Hecubus | August 17, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Oh my God, the aliens have landed. Runs to the hills, avoid the beaches.
Border Patrol | August 17, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Is this more Euro trash?
combustion8 | August 17, 2007 at 1:54 pm
nice ass
veggi | August 17, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Happens every time. If you really want to bring the ugly, become a lesbian.
veggi | August 17, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Jeezuz 16- get your own name……..AND FUCK OFF. Thank you.
Pedro | August 17, 2007 at 1:58 pm
I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw this, then I followed the link to see her topless, and I threw up my intestines in my lap.
veggi | August 17, 2007 at 1:58 pm
like any of you losers are half as hot as this chick, or could get a chick half as hot. go back to second life and try to get laid there
Infonistacrat! | August 17, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Could be worse. She could look like Jenna Jameson in a bikini. On a scale from “hit it” to “not hit it”, I would give it a “hit it once after a couple shots of tequila”.
bubba lubdubski | August 17, 2007 at 2:00 pm
stubble never looked this delish. u are all on crack if you think you wouldn’t hit this. again, too many transvestite loving gay men in this room.
veggi | August 17, 2007 at 2:01 pm
19- gawd! quit moronifiying my name…… yeah, I just made up a word. But here’s one you know. GO MAKE ME A SAMMICH….. yeah, that’s 5 words.
jrzmommy | August 17, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Next thing you know she’ll be wearing “sensible shoes” and rocking out to the Indigo Girls.
flavio | August 17, 2007 at 2:02 pm
pic #5 hottttt asss! she looks fun…
ApoloOhnosSoulPatch | August 17, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Her legs are way too big to wear that small of a bikini bottom. Why can’t these wealthy people find someone who can give them good fashion advice for Christ’s sake? Does that butch haircut look good on anyone really???
bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands | August 17, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Uh………….what happened?
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/mena-suvari/pictures/mena-suvari-picture-1.jpg
veggi | August 17, 2007 at 2:03 pm
I am stupid!
veggi | August 17, 2007 at 2:05 pm
just cuz she doesnt have a surgery enhance body, cute face, nice skin tone, or even works out, doesnt mean you guys have any right to talk down on her. she is a human being and should be treated fairly. that could be your sister, mom, daughter! i am shocked at everyone’s response, and will stop visiting this site if this continues.
smegma | August 17, 2007 at 2:06 pm
I love lesbians. They start out questionable, at a minimum, and become butt ugly, like Mena Nomo-Pena here. Then they make a big deal about never being with a guy again, leaving us with only…the good-looking hetero girls. It’s perfect. Like a self-cleaning oven.
YouRang | August 17, 2007 at 2:06 pm
This picture presents quite a conundrum. I could totally see fucking the bottom half, but I know if I did, sooner or later I’m going to notice the upper half, and think to myself ‘why am I fucking this dude.’ The next thought of course will be ‘I didn’t even know I was gay, maybe I’m just bi.’ Several years of therapy later, I still wouldn’t know what had happened.
AmeriCanadian | August 17, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Some chicks can pull off the shaved head thing…I don’t think Mena is one of them. Yikes. However, I like her bikini, it is cute.
veggi | August 17, 2007 at 2:08 pm
#28…. stupid troll-e
Fish Referral Service | August 17, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Several years of therapy??? Just get in a chat room with Texas Tranny and s/he’ll explain all…
Danklin24 | August 17, 2007 at 2:14 pm
I’ve seen doors with bigger bumps on them. She does have a cute ass though.
Holly Wood | August 17, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Poor Mena. I guess having Kevin Spacey masturbate to you would fuck up anybody’s sexuality.
Texas Tranny | August 17, 2007 at 2:15 pm
@30…….you don’t need therapy!!!!!
Like I tell a lot of guys…..”Just because I’m sucking your cock, doesn’t make you gay”.
manchitas | August 17, 2007 at 2:16 pm
The second girl is that girl from Sabrina, isn’t it? Mena has got such a thick neck, she should have never shaved her head. If it wasn’t for a movie role, than she has lost her ever loving mind, or has turned carpet muncher.
Question for Texas Tranny…..how well do you fill out a bikini? And, do you wax?
Mongo | August 17, 2007 at 2:18 pm
This thread reminds me of college, sitting around wasted and having ridiculous debates. I think we actually did this one – “would you fuck some chick with a great ass if the rest of her were a retarded dude?”
manchitas | August 17, 2007 at 2:19 pm
@35 I don’t know, he’s kind of sexy in an unexplainable kind of way. I’d fuck him silly.
bob | August 17, 2007 at 2:19 pm
37, it sure does look like her face, but the body seems too fit. last time i saw her, she was still a fat cow from having a baby.
woodhorse | August 17, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Well Blindfold Me And Make Me Pin The Tail On Wally!! I could have sworn this woman appeared in flash of lightning and started chasing Arnold Schwartzenegger down the street.
urban dictionary | August 17, 2007 at 2:21 pm
I think technically the second girl is lesprechaun.
hollyj | August 17, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Suddenly I’m craving pear.
Meisterburger | August 17, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Helluva nice pooper. Nice waist/hip ratio. And there’s nothing wrong with smallies now and again. She doesn’t look all that bad with the short hair. Britney should take notice.
Texas Tranny | August 17, 2007 at 2:27 pm
@37, I fill it out better than this and of course I wax.
gotmilk? | August 17, 2007 at 2:29 pm
lmao @ 41. nice reference
FRIST!!! | August 17, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Gah! Who’s that dude????
nina | August 17, 2007 at 2:34 pm
HANDSOME!!!
poop | August 17, 2007 at 2:36 pm
You gotta give the girl credit..shes got a rockin body for real. theres no denying that.
Dufus | August 17, 2007 at 2:36 pm
I’ve never fouund her to be attractive. even less now with the bald head