Mena Suvari in a bikini

August 25th, 2009 // 140 Comments

Here’s Mena Suvari hosting Absolut Saturday at AZURE in Vegas over the weekend, and there was a time when I’d question what drunken committee made that random call. Of course, that was before they started handing these thing out to Jon Gosselin, and I’m sure it’s only a matter of time until Octomom: The Pool Party kicks off which will probably usher in the return of Satan. “At last, my time has com- Wait, does that chick who looks like Angelina Jolie seriously have 14 kids? ‘The fuck are you people doing up here?”

Photos: WENN

  1. Mena keeps it together no matter what. Britney, are you seeing this girl right here? Tara Reid should’ve picked up some tips from Mena.

    I guess Mena’s an acquired taste. She works the cute/ugly angle better than anyone.

  2. Girlfriend is wayyy too skinny.

  3. abby

    She is standing out side a RESTROOM!

  4. DickyDoo

    EEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Mama Pinkus

    nice body, though borderline skinny; ugly swimsuit, earrings and tattoo. I think her face will look better when she’s older.

  6. farty mcshitface

    her legs look nice and toned. and i don’t like the tatoo. all tatoos suck major ass. i would though like to put my hotdog between her buns ‘o’ fun. and then have her suck off all her buttjuices and stuff of my schlong when i’m done. i mean it would be the only hospitable thing for her to do after my service for her.

  7. Galtacticus

    Do we have complaints about this?! I don’t think so.

  8. Darth

    I’ve one complain.The color of her bikini doesn’t match with the swimming pool.

  9. Gando

    Her forehead is pretty big,isn’t it?

  10. Galtacticus

    @109
    As long it’s not covered with foreskin it’s allright to me.

  11. Nero

    If that forehead was Adnan Ghalip’s forehead.Then there would be a landing strip.

  12. Rhialto

    Never noticed that the heads of the average celebitches are getting bigger in comparison with about 40+ years ago?! There’s better acces to information for us all and brains are growing.EVOLUTION.

  13. i

    she’s repulsive.

  14. Gando

    #112
    In about a century from now we’ll be all worshipping E.T’s!

  15. Rhialto

    #114
    Yeah,in the very far future we’ll be going that direction.’Stars’ will enjoy more global fame as well.They will be several times billionaires.

  16. isa

    ok, im not a fan of big boobies, but she needs some. the rest of the body looks great. she just got to do something with that hair.

  17. dickspitz

    Any guy (or girl) who luvs fleshy butt cheeks knows how find Mena’s ass is. And if she smokes weed, chances are good that she enjoys deliveries in the rear. Mena’s some lucky fuckers weed & anal dreamgirl!

  18. dickspitz

    Any guy (or girl) who luvs fleshy butt cheeks knows how find Mena’s ass is. And if she smokes weed, chances are good that she enjoys deliveries in the rear. Mena’s some lucky fuckers weed & anal dreamgirl!

  19. trav

    she works out at my gym, 24 hr fitness in hollywood.
    her front’s looking good, but she still has a big ole butt.

  20. Narcissist

    Well I think Absolut did okay. Mena definitely looks better in a bikini and heels than Jon Gosselin would.

    I thought the tat was a 13 but now I don’t know.

    @ 60 – She’s 30 yrs old.

    @ 116 – “she just got to do something with that hair”
    But not this:
    http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2007/08/mena-suvari-bald-bikini.jpg

    Back in the day:
    http://www.adrants.com/images/mena_back.jpg

  21. christobyl

    This is as hot as she has ever looked.

    This is a girl at her prime. Finally.

    Speaking as a non-homo, this is when I would marry her.

    Call it done. Boo yaa.

  22. Tucker Jay

    #56

    :-D

  23. Andy Ochiltree

    tits or gtfo

  24. Dick Straytup

    The tattoo like all tattoos is hideous and the top does nothing for her. I bet she has a great butt though to go with those legs. Very hot.

  25. Pilatunes

    From the earrings down she is freakin’ awesome. Except for the tattoo, which is ugly.

    Her ass must be spectacular.

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  29. liz

    Look at her body–she has Kelly Ripa Syndrome!

  30. liz

    Look at her body–she has Kelly Ripa Syndrome!

  31. Laura

    Too bad she has no tits…

  32. GG

    Nice tattoo. BARF!

  33. What ever happended to her? I have not seen her in movies for a longgggg time?

  34. Why don’t you just make some pornos already?
    Your douchebag fiance must be good for something.
    He’s ruining everything for you, so at least now he can manage your porn career.

  35. I do not understand. Why take pictures of Mena Suvari and not to take pictures of her ass? That taking pictures of Kate Hudson and her ass like do not like taking pictures of. Not that it matters but maybe the photographer was gay? Ladies Home Journal, or to me that these photos were meant for something else. Even a girl have to take pictures of Mena ass.

  36. Danklin

    This chick really is disgusting

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    God damn. Someone get this girl a hamburger!

  38. Rob
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    Who’s that dude?

  39. tod
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    what a stupid tattoo

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