Here’s Mena Suvari hosting Absolut Saturday at AZURE in Vegas over the weekend, and there was a time when I’d question what drunken committee made that random call. Of course, that was before they started handing these thing out to Jon Gosselin, and I’m sure it’s only a matter of time until Octomom: The Pool Party kicks off which will probably usher in the return of Satan. “At last, my time has com- Wait, does that chick who looks like Angelina Jolie seriously have 14 kids? ‘The fuck are you people doing up here?”
Photos: WENN
Hey | August 25, 2009 at 12:11 pm
FIRST!
oahz | August 25, 2009 at 12:12 pm
she does look like a mini jolie
INSTY1 | August 25, 2009 at 12:12 pm
I think she looks great! with or without tits. workin out!
INSTY1 | August 25, 2009 at 12:12 pm
I think she looks great! with or without tits. workin out!
Tits McGee | August 25, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Jesus, you could play the double feature at the Drive-in theater on her forehead.
surlywench | August 25, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Her face does that body no justice.
Carafe | August 25, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Wasn’t she famous for like three minutes?
joe@joe.com | August 25, 2009 at 12:17 pm
She makes Mat Damon look good.
joe@joe.com | August 25, 2009 at 12:18 pm
She makes Mat Damon look good.
Jen | August 25, 2009 at 12:20 pm
I can count her ribs. Why is that hot??
ROUGH Daddy | August 25, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Where’s the beef? 360 please…
Where was she, when the good lord was handing out titties?
Harold^Sick | August 25, 2009 at 12:23 pm
What is the deal with everyone getting tattoos? At one point it was cool and original, because not everyone had one (or it showed which faction you align with in jail), now it just looks idiotic. It doesn’t look good on anyone really, just a permanent way to remind yourself “Hey, I made some really shitty decisions in my life.”
dude! | August 25, 2009 at 12:24 pm
She’s HOT, but does not look like the type to have a tatoo on her chest. Go figure. Kind ot ruins it, IMHO.
dontlooknow | August 25, 2009 at 12:27 pm
It’s so unnerving to see a Hollywood female with real breasts…Mom, I’m scared!
name it for christ sake | August 25, 2009 at 12:28 pm
beautiful things comes in small pack (also poison,lol)
hacksaw | August 25, 2009 at 12:29 pm
I’d hit it.
jester | August 25, 2009 at 12:30 pm
She looks good from the abbs down. I never noticed that huge forehead before. Too bad she doesn’t have any tits to work with.
Chef | August 25, 2009 at 12:31 pm
My breasts are bigger than hers.
Quagmire | August 25, 2009 at 12:32 pm
I’d plow that into next April. Alrightttt…..!
Cash | August 25, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Starting to look pretty strung out there Mena… time to cut back on the blow.
Mr. Krinkle | August 25, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Where’s the ass shots? That’s the best part of her.
Just a guy | August 25, 2009 at 12:36 pm
She’s 29 going on 50 with that face.
Devilsrain | August 25, 2009 at 12:37 pm
High foreheads are all the rage in Hollywood. Britney, LiLo, its a sign of things to come.
Arthur Kade's Ballbag | August 25, 2009 at 12:38 pm
@10: because you know how many will crack when you fuck her.
Robbin Leech | August 25, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Plus column: Tight body, great pooper, smallish. Negative column: Obnoxious tat, no breast pieces, giga-forehead. Her mini size pushes her into the “I’ll take two please category”…
TheOverrated | August 25, 2009 at 12:39 pm
why doesnt anyone have any backshots of her? he ass is the only thing worth looking at
flatflatflat | August 25, 2009 at 12:40 pm
the mole is twice the size of her little buds
Shamus O'Hara | August 25, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Defacing herself with tattoos
Just another headcase .
kev | August 25, 2009 at 12:43 pm
She has a giant alien head.
Kat Von D | August 25, 2009 at 12:44 pm
What a god awful tattoo
Wyatt | August 25, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Bigger tits
Give ‘em the knee shooters, I don’t care.
sofia | August 25, 2009 at 12:56 pm
is it me, or she looks like Angelina Jolie’s she-male teenager son? I don’t know, but this creature gives me the creeps.
FKU | August 25, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Not one ass shot WTF
Del | August 25, 2009 at 1:02 pm
She still looks the same as she did ten years ago.
mixedsugar | August 25, 2009 at 1:05 pm
she has an old lady face. All wrinkly and shit…..ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Deacon Jones | August 25, 2009 at 1:05 pm
God,
If I was dating that I would do her doggy style EVERY. FUCKING. NIGHT.
When you fuck something that hot, you sleep like a baby. I’d be waking up at noon everyday. They should do a scientific study on that phenomenon.
Eddy | August 25, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Hey, at least she’s acted in one or two films (and really, American Beauty was a quality picture) which is more than most “reality stars” and other wtf-celebs can say for themselves.
crack ass | August 25, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Bangin’ ass for an anorexic chick.
MrBeanScores | August 25, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Hey She has a nice body, so her breast aren’t huge, I sure wouldn’t pass her over. She’s got a very nice rump. Need more ass pics Fish.
Purple man | August 25, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Looks like Prince left his mark on her breastbone. Must have been an “after” thing.
fred | August 25, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Here’s the truth.
Mena is pretty. Sometimes gorgeous. Sometimes plain.
She has small breasts, not flat. Do a google search and you’ll find topless photos of her on a beach. Her breasts are fine.
Her tattoos are unfortunate. Makes her look trashy.
Her lower body is spectacular. Stunning. Exquisite.
Mena has gorgeous legs and a legendary ass. An ass of a Goddess.
Her career is nonexistent. Her fiance is a douchebag midget.
She exists to wear bikinis in public so we can judge and ogle her.
It’s all good.
stupidass | August 25, 2009 at 1:38 pm
@ 34
I disagree. 10 years ago she had a certain girlish hotness to her. body aside, (i like skinny, no boob havin’, little things like her) her face is all rigid and aged poorly.
does she smoke? can anyone confirm? maybe that’s what’s going on here.
Bob | August 25, 2009 at 1:41 pm
She sure is skinny. I have more of these pics on my site too, http://www.mngossip.com
Mitch Haase | August 25, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Holy shit someone got hit with the ugly stick. To think I used to jerk off to that when she was in that movie with Kevin Spacey.
Or maybe it was Kevin Spacey I was jerking off to.
I think I have just found my next blog spot.
pasty-white-boy | August 25, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Girl needs to eat a few burgers.
Mitch Haase | August 25, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Holy shit someone got hit with the ugly stick. To think I used to jerk off to that when she was in that movie with Kevin Spacey.
Or maybe it was Kevin Spacey I was jerking off to.
I think I have just found my next blog spot.
Ganja | August 25, 2009 at 1:56 pm
She has a 13 tatoo? This means she loves ganja. I have a small 13 tatoo on my chest underneath my left tit. I have perky natural 34C and my lover has to lift my perky tit to see the tatoo.
stevie | August 25, 2009 at 2:13 pm
one of the most beautiful women out there today
Hefe | August 25, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Wow is this what Mena has been reduced to??
Don’t get me wrong, I love the pics and she is smokin’ hot, but these Vegas pool party hosting gigs is the stuff washed up skanks like Paris Hilton, Kim K & Lindsay Lohan get hired to do.
Surprised to see Mena doing this.
Deacon Jones | August 25, 2009 at 2:19 pm
@43
Bob, good job on the website.
I couldve uploaded a hardened turd to and came up with a better web page than that.