Mena Suvari in a bikini

The Superficial / August 25, 2009

Here’s Mena Suvari hosting Absolut Saturday at AZURE in Vegas over the weekend, and there was a time when I’d question what drunken committee made that random call. Of course, that was before they started handing these thing out to Jon Gosselin, and I’m sure it’s only a matter of time until Octomom: The Pool Party kicks off which will probably usher in the return of Satan. “At last, my time has com- Wait, does that chick who looks like Angelina Jolie seriously have 14 kids? ‘The fuck are you people doing up here?”

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