For two whole years Mena Suvari‘s unemployed ex-husband Simone Sestito got to have sex with her impossibly large chipmunk butt that by all rights should cause her to topple over every time she walks, so why wouldn’t he think that should earn him $17,000/month in spousal support? He practically did her a favor. TMZ reports:
According to court docs filed earlier this week, Simone Sestito claims he has “negative balances” on all his personal and business accounts and has been forced to pay his bills with credit cards and loans from his parents.
Sestito claims Mena makes $750,000/year, which includes a terrible Captain Morgan ad campaign she did that netted her $225,000.
Sestito claims he got used to eating out “almost everyday at high end restaurants” and lists his estimated monthly eating out expense as a whopping $3,000/month. A Happy Meal every once in a while wouldn’t hurt!
Sestito is looking for $17,151/month in spousal support, plus an additional $10k for attorney fees.
DAD: You owe how much to the bank?! Jesus, what were you doing all those years?
SIMONE: Well, I did make this really big hamster wheel for Mena to run on that could theoretically power a whole house, but then I mostly just started having sex with her big butt on it.
DAD: Oh, well, that’s understandable. Will fifty thousand do?
(Good dads listen.)
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
nice pooper!
how about $100 towards groceries every week instead. this guy sounds like a worthless bag of shit.
Why doesn’t he find his balls and get a job.
in all fairness, women do this EVERY day
“forced to pay his bills with credit cards”
Ah, American ingenuity at work. In debt, hell, just put it on your credit card, that will solve it.
Oh, and the new American dream. If you can’t sue someone for a ton of money, marry a rich chick (or guy) use ‘em, and then cash out. Profit!
You’re right, Americans should take their cue from Greece, and . . . nevermind.
The douche is Italian.
Paper Gangster!
That is not a real man.
On the other hand, that’s a VERY real ass.
Hers, I mean.
Hah, a dude named “Simone”! He should be suing his parents.
Resisting the entertainment industry pressure to get implants is super, but why why why the ugly ass tattoo over the breastbone?
She needs no enhancements; that ass speaks for itself.
I would imagine some of the site’s horndogs are trying to strike up some sort of conversation with it right now.
“Could you put a tattoo between my breasts that gives my cleavage the illusion of depth?”—How that happened.
Take a long gander you FAT COWS.
THAT is an ass.
Got to love the shitty MS 13 gangbanger tattoo on her chest. Classy.
This chick has really milked a long career off of two movies, I have to give her props for that.
And she married the douche, so she gets what she deserves I guess.
bad choices in men is hardly uncommon for women.
but if one ever ends up with a genuinely classy, respectable person, chances are you wont ever hear about it.
He should be taking out and have his balls cut off. If he even has any. Yes she has a great ass not like that Kim K with all those nasty creaters everywhere.
creators
*craters, even.
I thought it was “creatures.” Or “critters.”
Nothing sexxxier than a prison tattoo right inbetween a girl’s breasts! Oh wait, yes there is…ANYTHING is sexxxier!
That ass is the gift that keeps on giving.
Remember when only cool or tough people had tattoos? Now every little douche and punk has one. “I’m expressing my individuality” Gee, where’s the individuality in something everyone has.
Are you going to tell me that Benji Madden is neither cool nor tough?
Next you’ll tell me Jon Travolta isn’t a womanizing pussy hound.
Hate to break it to you…but it’s ALWAYS been douches…now there are just infinitely more of them!
no self respecting man needs spousal support. get a fucking job like the rest of us, asshole. that goes for women too.
Gold digger!!!
Seriously douche? I mean, dude?!!
Well, he was earlier described as “club promoter”. Seriously, that translates to “unemployed wannabe douche”.
Also – let me get this straight, doing absolutely nothing earns her $750k a year? I’m in the wrong business.
perhaps bobu, perhaps.
but you’re only looking at the top of the hill.
there is an entire abyss of poser, reject, desperate wannabe actors, screenwriters, directors, producers etc. that make up the bulk of the hollywood scene.
there’s even a few good george burns and hunter s. thompson quotes about it.
i’d sniff that…hard!
shame about the rest of her
Wonder if she’s tight ?
Who cares about them? She’s got a really cute ass.
He prabably won’t get anywhere with it, but good for him. Equality’s a bitch! Hahaha!
I think she’s fug but I’d sure like to munch her 2hole!
“I’m used to driving a ferrari so now even though we’re not together you need to buy me a ferrari”. GTFO.
spankable
spankable as long as I don’t have to look at the stupid tatts I need to add
Nothing to See her; Move along…
Who the hell is she?
https://www.facebook.com/simone.sestito
She should have to pay the alimony he became use to a certain lifestyle.
I would wreck this chick. I love her body. Shame about the stupid tattoos, though.