Mena Suvari Filed For Divorce

January 16th, 2012 // 41 Comments

Despite covering herself in gang tattoos for him then getting married in the Vatican City, Mena Suvari is divorcing Simone Sestito after just two years of marriage, according to TMZ. Which is news I honestly couldn’t care less about, I just wanted an excuse to post these old pics of her impossibly large chipmunk butt in a bikini. Because between you and me, I like to think of this site as less of a gossip blog and more of a nature preserve. A sexy, sexy nature preserve. With the occasional albino man-bat.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin


  1. D-chi

    I read albino man-bat and automatically thought of Bleach. This is my life now.

  2. Venom

    This chick has literally been living off of one movie for the last 12 years, impressive.
    Seriously what is with the gangbanger tattoos, are they MS13 or something?

    • Stubbs

      Ya man 13 means ms13, stupid white girl, that’s all i keep thinking when i see that 13 across her chest.

  3. stevebeagle

    cute lil ass

  4. Hank E. Ring

    That dude is gonna miss bangin that a$$.

  5. Mena Suvari Bikini Butt
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    I’m talkin square azz to you baby, SQUARE, SQUARE AZZ!

  6. Terry

    Is that rally her ass? If so I’d hit that.
    And you’re right Venom, she has been living of that one movie for over a decade.
    She’s probably ain’t sucking enough dick.

  7. Deacon Jones

    I forgot what a fabulous ass she has…whew!

    MS13…..we’ve got the “Bloods” out here and they’re a bunch of punk bitches. I ran into one fucker in McDonalds that had a 300 pound girl friend and he was about 105 soaking wet. He was walking like he had just shit his pants. They look like fucking clowns out here with the red pants and red-airbrushed t-shirts.

  8. Mike

    Mena’s actually doing movies still. They’re just not as high profile, or rather indie movies. She’s a pretty cool girl, I’d definitely go all night with her ass as well.

  9. kara

    i wish my ass still looked like that…dammit i need to start working out

    • Deacon Jones

      Kara, what happened to it??

      If I was a chick and had a butt like that, I would walk backwards everywhere

  10. Weirdo

    I’d hump that chipmunk butt, over and over and over again!

  11. Because I don’t hang out with Jason Lee I’m gonna feel free to use “chipmunk butt” as much as possible from now on.

  12. Jam

    I fucking love her ass & legs. And her A cup chest. Hate the hair, and the douchebag.

  13. The Royal Penis

    I’d pump her ass like I was pumping gas all day long.

  14. Cardinal Ximenez

    Her body english just screams that she’s into anal… I mean seriously into anal. One of those chicks that puts the billiard balls up her ass kind of in to anal.

    Love it.

  15. Donald Trump

    Ehh she’s ok. I’d rather slip it to her ex-husband.

  16. Ass Fetish Hitler

    Ja! Das ist eine fantastiche heiney!

  17. Mena Suvari Bikini Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    Big Deal. Shes getting divorced. Just look at that ass.

  18. Mena Suvari Bikini Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    i would do things to her that im going to tell my friends we did anyway

  19. sc4play

    I see why she is divorcing her husband…..the little shit doesn’t have the sense to pull up his damn pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. It's the kimkim, bitches

    Ok, I’m not at all going to dispute that her ass is fucking hot as hell. But no one’s said a damn thing about the dimples on her thighs. On THIS site. Not that I want to burn her for it or anything, she makes me want to get an damn agent myself. I’m just confused, so, I have to know, why does this get pass? Is it because the ass is cellulite free? And because it’s so…plump and perky? Or is it because she’s not a total famewhore and has actual talent? In my book, real talent gets a fat pass. For instance, Adele gets a fat pass. Rosie O’Donnell does not. Therefore, I rip on her for being fat. And gross.

  21. OnTheRealThough

    i would eat that ass for breakfast

    • Daphy

      Oh, I remember when I was shoteud down for thinking that he was an annoying, cutesy, crypto-misogynist overcompensator back when he was assing it up after breaking up with the Donkey. Yeah, she happens to be terrible but that hardly makes him some sort of speaker of truth to power by publicly pillorying her as she yips along in the background. He’s cute, but inside, he’s still a daft dolt who likes to go to Korea to feel like a big man. Grotesque.

  22. The joaker

    Damn you. I hadn’t heard “mena suvari” in a decade so this pic made me google her. Far less “google-Ong than I planned tonight”.

  23. Always say cunt

    She is tiny. He must be one short-assed motherfucker.

  24. tlmck

    He probably cheated with some boobs.

  25. Mena Suvari Bikini Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s gonna miss playing with that boo-tay. Didn’t know she was packing like that.

  26. EricLr

    This divorce will get her more airtime than she’s had since the late 90′s.

  27. SFRowGuy

    That explains why I love this blog so much. I love a good nature show. I wish we had some pics of Jason Statham au natural.

  28. Brit Boys Are Cool

    I thought Joran Van Der Sloot was rotting away in a Peruvian prison.

  29. anonym

    such a juicy ass !!!!!

  30. Mena Suvari Bikini Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus.. it’d jiggle so nicely after a spank

  31. Mena Suvari Bikini Butt
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    good times…

  32. Mena Suvari Bikini Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    i don’t think you’re taking the x, y and z axis into account

  33. Nero

    Ugly face. Always wonder why she’s cast in a movie. FUG

  34. Raymond

    Who would fuck this guy after reading a tweet like that fat girl in the gym shit? Congratulations, Chaz, you are never getnitg laid again, by anyone with half a brain.

  35. Martina

    Oh my …. That is one of the best asses in Hollywood. She must be incredible in bed.

  36. Mena Suvari Bikini Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh, not really.

  37. Mena Suvari Bikini Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    everyone looks good next to Ke$ha

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