Mena Suvari Filed For Divorce

Despite covering herself in gang tattoos for him then getting married in the Vatican City, Mena Suvari is divorcing Simone Sestito after just two years of marriage, according to TMZ. Which is news I honestly couldn’t care less about, I just wanted an excuse to post these old pics of her impossibly large chipmunk butt in a bikini. Because between you and me, I like to think of this site as less of a gossip blog and more of a nature preserve. A sexy, sexy nature preserve. With the occasional albino man-bat.

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