Melissa Joan Hart still alive, popping out babies

Apparently Melissa Joan Hart gave birth to a baby boy named Braydon yesterday. It’s the second child for her and her husband Bruce Babymaker. But Melissa wasn’t entirely thrilled at the beginning of the pregnancy. But not for cool reasons like it was an alien or she found out her husband was secretly an ax murderer. Ok! Magazine reports:

Although the couple had planned on having another baby, Braydon came a little sooner than imagined and the 31-year-old former Sabrina, the Teenage Witch star admitted she wasn’t completely excited when she learned of her pregnancy at first.
“I was thinking I won’t get to snowboard this season, and now I gotta fight the weight thing again, the indigestion and the feet hurting,” she said.

So when Clarissa was explaining it all she was really talking about birth control. This puts the show in a whole new light. Like when Sam would come crawling through the window he best be packing a rubber or else he’ll get waterboarded by Clarissa’s little Republican brother Ferguson. Damn, that’s some topical stuff for a show that follows “Are You Afraid of the Dark?” I won’t even get to the racial contexts on that one.

NOTE: My apologies to anyone who didn’t watch Nickelodeon during the ’90s. I want to say there’s a light at the end of tunnel but there’s not. There is, however, an Arby’s.

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