Melissa Joan Hart is a selfless individual

June 3rd, 2009 // 55 Comments

Seen here at the opening of her new ice cream and candy store, Melissa Joan Hart appeared to be deeply concerned about Farrah Fawcett’s health last week. But for reasons that would any vapid publicity hound proud. Page Six reports:

The former “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” star was overheard off-camera at KTLA in Los Angeles on Friday saying how she’d been hoping last week that cancer-stricken Farrah Fawcett wouldn’t die — and thus bump Hart off the cover of People magazine. Hart is on this week’s cover posing in a bikini after recently losing 42 pounds.

Blatant narcissism aside, anyone else find it ironic that a woman who dropped 40 pounds is opening up a candy store complete with ice cream parlor? That’s like a rehabilitated child molester saying “You know what? I should do magic for kids birthday parties.” Okay, maybe that example was a bit extreme, but so is obesity. To the max.

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  1. juniper

    shes hot!

  2. mikeock

    I’d eat a lollipop out of her cunt. I’m just sayin’

  3. G-PewNit

    Kudos to her for losing the weight (she looked scary fat) but the Farrah comment is just sad. Obviously not as sweet as her new product line.

  4. Jonny D

    Is this bitch even relevant? She’s not hot. Not a good actress. Hasn’t been in any big movies. Shouldn’t be famous. It amazes me that anyone would walk by this magazine in the supermarket and say “oh shit, I gotta know what’s going on with Melissa Joan Hart! She’s awesome!!!”

    Meh I say….meh.

  5. Jonny D

    Is this bitch even relevant? She’s not hot. Not a good actress. Hasn’t been in any big movies. Shouldn’t be famous. It amazes me that anyone would walk by this magazine in the supermarket and say “oh shit, I gotta know what’s going on with Melissa Joan Hart! She’s awesome!!!”

    Meh I say….meh.

  6. Jack

    Lol, #7- But as you know, most of our celebrities are completely irrelevant these days. Open up any tabloid and you will see Paris, Spencer and Heidi, The Bachelorette- does anyone actually care about these people? Why are we even still talking about them? Angeline and Brad haven’t had a good movie, since, um, ever. And they are still like “Angie walks in on Brad and Jen!!!!” Please.
    And Melissa Joan Hart- has she even been in anything since Clarissa and The Teenage Witch, shows that people never even watched?

  7. pete

    Along the lines of “let the punishment fit the crime” I think People mag should arrange for Ms. Hart to be fucked by Ryan O’Neal…in the anus.

  8. Valerie

    “anyone else find it ironic that a woman who dropped 40 pounds is opening up a candy store complete with ice cream parlor? That’s like a rehabilitated child molester saying “You know what? I should do magic for kids birthday parties.”

    NO shit Dude! What a dumb bitch.

  9. Superevil

    I’m ok with that. My reasoning:

    Melissa Joan Hart = Hittable
    Farrah Fawcett = Not So Much

  10. Venom

    Baby looks good and I second the lollipop comment.

  11. ltestington

    I bet Clarissa will have a hard time explaining this even those the bitch claims she Explains It All

    also this could be made up and is all hersey

  12. Farles Chu

    A MJH picture set without a buttshot is like a Monday without a vodka & inhalents binge.

  13. Rachel

    Ironically, it sounds like Melissa was talking out of her ass.

  14. anonymous

    ahahahah, what a bitch!

  15. bubba

    Johnny D, that comment reflects half the people on this site.

  16. Carolyn

    Is that a real pacifier in her hand or a butt-plug?

  17. ummmm…for the 5,000th time will someone PLEASE remind the mayor to get back to work??

  18. Mother Theresa

    Truly selfless people give blowjobs at parties where cell-phone cameras are plentiful.

    I’m just saying…

  19. shakeitout

    i really love that she only has one leg in the 3rd picture. and a stump in the 8th.

  20. huh?

    It’s funny to see our Mayor in the background…laughing makin’ ice cream.
    He’s got his priorities straight!

  21. Hilarious

    Looks like Tippy the Turtle (no chin). But I’d still hit it.

  22. Johnny

    I would still hit Farrah over that fugly bitch.

  23. Amy

    Looks to me like she’s getting ready to divorce the husband. Women don’t come out of the woodworks for nothing. She’s trying to gain relevance so she can search for some new dick.

    I’ve actually met her when she came to my sorority house (she’s related to a friend of mine). She wasn’t friendly at all. I was saddened by this as I worshiped her as a child.

  24. Krassy McKrass

    Sabrina the MILFy Bitch

  25. Jai

    During the year 1999 I must’ve jacked off to her at least 50 times.

  26. Nick N

    F U G L Y

    nough said

  27. Kelly

    did anyone else read “sweet Rarts” on her apron? because that’s what it looks like!

  28. I am NOT Parker

    But I would still savage that ass!

  29. The Kid

    Glad our Mayor has his priorities straight. Eat ice cream, bang channel 5 reporter, maybe work on the budget if there’s time left in the day.

  30. Mango

    Bitch is wearing my dress. That’s all I have to say.

  31. alfalfa

    If Farrah Fawcett had died, Melissa The Teenage Bitch could have pulled a Weekend at Farrah’s until the magazine hit the stands

  32. L

    All of this could easily be made up. Besides that, I think most of the reason she was overweight was because she had a baby 14?? months ago or something. So it’s not that weird that she would open this kind of store. Plus if I was around ice cream and cookies all the time I would NOT want sweets because I’d be so sick of them.

  33. Walter

    This is a flagship store for a possible franchise. In these hard economic times, she is trying a new business venture. That takes guts. I wish her well. If she suceeds a lot of people will get jobs.

  34. Danklin

    I’ve always hated this bitch. Her and Sarah Michelle Gellar are complete bitches to their fans so this doesnt surprise me at all. I do agree that i hope Farah doesnt die, but not because this stupid monkey eye’d bitch would get knocked off if she did.

  35. AmeriCanadian

    Her wonky eye bugs the shit out of me!

  36. cracka ass

    Cunttastic!!!

  37. nothing new………………….LIKE MOST AMERICANS?

  38. Rob

    Is that Antonio Villaraigosa behind her?

  39. Prof

    I remember Sabrina the Teenage Witch show… the only people that were watching that crap towards the end was horny teenage boys (in secret) & frustrated fathers jerking themselves raw to Melissa Joan Hart’s extra juicy thick ass! Even her aunts on the show (can’t remember their names) were fuckable! Unfortunately, they never went as far as “Charmed” and just put their three witches in erect nipple showing mid drift exposing clothes!

  40. Gando

    the interior of the candy store could be more candy store like.But i understand you gotta survive in the candy business.

  41. Darth

    It looks more a grocery store to me.

  42. Nero

    From which low costs countries do her employees come from?

  43. Rhialto

    I don’t understand why in this kinda business many times foreigners are employed.Probably because they’re willing to take more shit because they’re used to take the shit.

  44. Galtacticus

    Many people are friendly to foreigners and like them because they feel they don’t have to show them the usual respect.They don’t feel stressed with these people because they feel better than them.They feel superior and that’s what make them feel good.That’s racisme as well.It’s even more dangerous than “honest” racisme.

  45. His Huge Greatness Himself

    It’s either this or that.There’s not much choice in between because of the lack of good genes and healthy brains.

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  47. Observerwwtdd

    Seems like a sort of bitchy comment….

    I’m guessing the Farrah lost more weight from the anal cancer than 42 pounds….

    …so…she’s gotcha there Clarissa…explain that!

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