Seen here at the opening of her new ice cream and candy store, Melissa Joan Hart appeared to be deeply concerned about Farrah Fawcett’s health last week. But for reasons that would any vapid publicity hound proud. Page Six reports:
The former “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” star was overheard off-camera at KTLA in Los Angeles on Friday saying how she’d been hoping last week that cancer-stricken Farrah Fawcett wouldn’t die — and thus bump Hart off the cover of People magazine. Hart is on this week’s cover posing in a bikini after recently losing 42 pounds.
Blatant narcissism aside, anyone else find it ironic that a woman who dropped 40 pounds is opening up a candy store complete with ice cream parlor? That’s like a rehabilitated child molester saying “You know what? I should do magic for kids birthday parties.” Okay, maybe that example was a bit extreme, but so is obesity. To the max.
juniper | June 3, 2009 at 1:47 pm
shes hot!
gt | June 3, 2009 at 1:47 pm
first
gt | June 3, 2009 at 1:48 pm
first
mikeock | June 3, 2009 at 1:49 pm
I’d eat a lollipop out of her cunt. I’m just sayin’
G-PewNit | June 3, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Kudos to her for losing the weight (she looked scary fat) but the Farrah comment is just sad. Obviously not as sweet as her new product line.
Jonny D | June 3, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Is this bitch even relevant? She’s not hot. Not a good actress. Hasn’t been in any big movies. Shouldn’t be famous. It amazes me that anyone would walk by this magazine in the supermarket and say “oh shit, I gotta know what’s going on with Melissa Joan Hart! She’s awesome!!!”
Meh I say….meh.
Jonny D | June 3, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Is this bitch even relevant? She’s not hot. Not a good actress. Hasn’t been in any big movies. Shouldn’t be famous. It amazes me that anyone would walk by this magazine in the supermarket and say “oh shit, I gotta know what’s going on with Melissa Joan Hart! She’s awesome!!!”
Meh I say….meh.
Jack | June 3, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Lol, #7- But as you know, most of our celebrities are completely irrelevant these days. Open up any tabloid and you will see Paris, Spencer and Heidi, The Bachelorette- does anyone actually care about these people? Why are we even still talking about them? Angeline and Brad haven’t had a good movie, since, um, ever. And they are still like “Angie walks in on Brad and Jen!!!!” Please.
And Melissa Joan Hart- has she even been in anything since Clarissa and The Teenage Witch, shows that people never even watched?
pete | June 3, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Along the lines of “let the punishment fit the crime” I think People mag should arrange for Ms. Hart to be fucked by Ryan O’Neal…in the anus.
Valerie | June 3, 2009 at 2:02 pm
“anyone else find it ironic that a woman who dropped 40 pounds is opening up a candy store complete with ice cream parlor? That’s like a rehabilitated child molester saying “You know what? I should do magic for kids birthday parties.”
NO shit Dude! What a dumb bitch.
Superevil | June 3, 2009 at 2:06 pm
I’m ok with that. My reasoning:
Melissa Joan Hart = Hittable
Farrah Fawcett = Not So Much
Venom | June 3, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Baby looks good and I second the lollipop comment.
ltestington | June 3, 2009 at 2:16 pm
I bet Clarissa will have a hard time explaining this even those the bitch claims she Explains It All
also this could be made up and is all hersey
Farles Chu | June 3, 2009 at 2:26 pm
A MJH picture set without a buttshot is like a Monday without a vodka & inhalents binge.
Rachel | June 3, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Ironically, it sounds like Melissa was talking out of her ass.
anonymous | June 3, 2009 at 2:33 pm
ahahahah, what a bitch!
bubba | June 3, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Johnny D, that comment reflects half the people on this site.
Carolyn | June 3, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Is that a real pacifier in her hand or a butt-plug?
harbknocklife | June 3, 2009 at 2:45 pm
ummmm…for the 5,000th time will someone PLEASE remind the mayor to get back to work??
Mother Theresa | June 3, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Truly selfless people give blowjobs at parties where cell-phone cameras are plentiful.
I’m just saying…
shakeitout | June 3, 2009 at 2:47 pm
i really love that she only has one leg in the 3rd picture. and a stump in the 8th.
huh? | June 3, 2009 at 2:51 pm
It’s funny to see our Mayor in the background…laughing makin’ ice cream.
He’s got his priorities straight!
Hilarious | June 3, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Looks like Tippy the Turtle (no chin). But I’d still hit it.
Johnny | June 3, 2009 at 3:13 pm
I would still hit Farrah over that fugly bitch.
Amy | June 3, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Looks to me like she’s getting ready to divorce the husband. Women don’t come out of the woodworks for nothing. She’s trying to gain relevance so she can search for some new dick.
I’ve actually met her when she came to my sorority house (she’s related to a friend of mine). She wasn’t friendly at all. I was saddened by this as I worshiped her as a child.
Krassy McKrass | June 3, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Sabrina the MILFy Bitch
Jai | June 3, 2009 at 3:30 pm
During the year 1999 I must’ve jacked off to her at least 50 times.
Nick N | June 3, 2009 at 4:05 pm
F U G L Y
nough said
Kelly | June 3, 2009 at 4:49 pm
did anyone else read “sweet Rarts” on her apron? because that’s what it looks like!
I am NOT Parker | June 3, 2009 at 4:53 pm
But I would still savage that ass!
The Kid | June 3, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Glad our Mayor has his priorities straight. Eat ice cream, bang channel 5 reporter, maybe work on the budget if there’s time left in the day.
Mango | June 3, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Bitch is wearing my dress. That’s all I have to say.
alfalfa | June 3, 2009 at 6:39 pm
If Farrah Fawcett had died, Melissa The Teenage Bitch could have pulled a Weekend at Farrah’s until the magazine hit the stands
L | June 3, 2009 at 8:03 pm
All of this could easily be made up. Besides that, I think most of the reason she was overweight was because she had a baby 14?? months ago or something. So it’s not that weird that she would open this kind of store. Plus if I was around ice cream and cookies all the time I would NOT want sweets because I’d be so sick of them.
Walter | June 3, 2009 at 8:31 pm
This is a flagship store for a possible franchise. In these hard economic times, she is trying a new business venture. That takes guts. I wish her well. If she suceeds a lot of people will get jobs.
Danklin | June 3, 2009 at 10:30 pm
I’ve always hated this bitch. Her and Sarah Michelle Gellar are complete bitches to their fans so this doesnt surprise me at all. I do agree that i hope Farah doesnt die, but not because this stupid monkey eye’d bitch would get knocked off if she did.
AmeriCanadian | June 3, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Her wonky eye bugs the shit out of me!
cracka ass | June 4, 2009 at 12:50 am
Cunttastic!!!
gerard vandenberg | June 4, 2009 at 12:57 am
nothing new………………….LIKE MOST AMERICANS?
Rob | June 4, 2009 at 3:51 am
Is that Antonio Villaraigosa behind her?
Prof | June 4, 2009 at 4:28 am
I remember Sabrina the Teenage Witch show… the only people that were watching that crap towards the end was horny teenage boys (in secret) & frustrated fathers jerking themselves raw to Melissa Joan Hart’s extra juicy thick ass! Even her aunts on the show (can’t remember their names) were fuckable! Unfortunately, they never went as far as “Charmed” and just put their three witches in erect nipple showing mid drift exposing clothes!
Gando | June 4, 2009 at 8:22 am
the interior of the candy store could be more candy store like.But i understand you gotta survive in the candy business.
Darth | June 4, 2009 at 8:24 am
It looks more a grocery store to me.
Nero | June 4, 2009 at 8:29 am
From which low costs countries do her employees come from?
Rhialto | June 4, 2009 at 8:37 am
I don’t understand why in this kinda business many times foreigners are employed.Probably because they’re willing to take more shit because they’re used to take the shit.
Galtacticus | June 4, 2009 at 8:48 am
Many people are friendly to foreigners and like them because they feel they don’t have to show them the usual respect.They don’t feel stressed with these people because they feel better than them.They feel superior and that’s what make them feel good.That’s racisme as well.It’s even more dangerous than “honest” racisme.
His Huge Greatness Himself | June 4, 2009 at 8:57 am
It’s either this or that.There’s not much choice in between because of the lack of good genes and healthy brains.
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Observerwwtdd | June 5, 2009 at 2:16 am
Seems like a sort of bitchy comment….
I’m guessing the Farrah lost more weight from the anal cancer than 42 pounds….
…so…she’s gotcha there Clarissa…explain that!
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