Melissa Joan Hart shows off her new bikini body in the latest issue of People magazine and hopes it’ll silence her critcs:
“Everyone still thinks I’m huge,” says Hart, 33, whose post-pregnancy body was the subject of cruel Internet attacks after she gave birth to sons Mason, 3, and Braydon, 14 months, with husband, Course of Nature lead singer Mark Wilkerson, 32. “But I’m not anymore!”
Hart understands the confusion. After all, the public has grown accustomed to seeing celebs get back in their skinny jeans mere weeks after giving birth. “There are enormous pressures put on you in Hollywood,” she says.
Yeah, Melissa Joan Hart, you tell that crazy Hollywood system. Nothing will show those jerks like posing in an airbrushed bikini photo on the cover of the largest circulated magazine out there thus perpetuating the same pressure that you yourself fell victim to. Well played.
What’s up with the 80′s mop head. Bitch looks like a poodle. there’s obviously something wrong with her. She wasn’t a teenage witch she was an idiot savant. ;)
she looks heavier than 155lb in the magazine photo.
Clarissa Explains it all is looking kinda good. She needs those saggy tits fixed though, maybe a lift or breast implants.
Melissa:
You were 1 Hot Babe on Sabrina & now your even hotter! Love to see you in a String Bikini!!!!
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I think she looks better in the fat picture
Good luck with that (Doc Harry C) I’m sure she’ll find your post and use her celebrity z list status to send you a picture.
She came to my sorority house for a Bama game (she’s related to an AGD), and was a total snob. She wasn’t cute at all…didn’t even remotely resemble that picture and this was before she was fat.
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As a photographer, I can honestly say that this has been photoshopped, and badly….you can see the upper part of her arms are smooth, as they should be…..but look at her tummy, thighs, and butt….the lines are raggedy, because someone tried to flesh out dimples, fat, and cellulite and couldn’t smooth out the edges….I hate when stuff like this is presented as a standard for women, when the person pictured doesn’t even look like that! Also pissed that the dude who took this photograph was paid big time and got cover of a major magazine, all because of this shitty work.
Wait, gimme a break. She is not 113 lbs in that photo — unless she’s like 5’1″ or something. (which… she’s not? right?) The BEFORE pic makes her look like she’s pushing 200 lbs.
I agree with the fish, badly played. Wait, is she still pretending she’s a celebrity? She hasn’t done anything in like the last 5 years!
She’s 5’2″, and as a person of the same height, it’s totally believable that she is 113 in that photo.
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wow she looks great!
No, it is not.
Most 5 foot 9!!!!! models weigh that. Do you understand ??? Even if she was 113 she would still be fat at that height. She looks around 130 or 140 on the mag, even at her height which is around 5 foot yes.
Is this a west coast cover? I thought I saw the side stories but seems I would have noticed her.
When does “Clarissa Bares It All” come out?
all of you wish you could hit that she wouldn’t give any of you the time of day…. all of your comments are …………………beep… get a life.. and stop being so mean…
man she is so hot i still spank out the easy 1 before i before i bang the old lady thinking about her, i would muckle on to that fat sexy ass and never let go!