Melissa Joan Hart shows off her new bikini body in the latest issue of People magazine and hopes it’ll silence her critcs:
“Everyone still thinks I’m huge,” says Hart, 33, whose post-pregnancy body was the subject of cruel Internet attacks after she gave birth to sons Mason, 3, and Braydon, 14 months, with husband, Course of Nature lead singer Mark Wilkerson, 32. “But I’m not anymore!”
Hart understands the confusion. After all, the public has grown accustomed to seeing celebs get back in their skinny jeans mere weeks after giving birth. “There are enormous pressures put on you in Hollywood,” she says.
Yeah, Melissa Joan Hart, you tell that crazy Hollywood system. Nothing will show those jerks like posing in an airbrushed bikini photo on the cover of the largest circulated magazine out there thus perpetuating the same pressure that you yourself fell victim to. Well played.
Peyoo | May 27, 2009 at 6:33 pm
FIRST, FUCKERS
Hash | May 27, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Frist.
Kirsty Alley | May 27, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Fatty.
ROUGH Daddy | May 27, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Oh how brave? what does she wants a medal?
Funeral Guy | May 27, 2009 at 6:39 pm
I’d tap it now, but if she looked like that porker in the corner once, she could do it again. Get ready to run.
Ice man | May 27, 2009 at 6:43 pm
I wouldnt care if she was a fatty i’d hit it all the time every time
Valerie | May 27, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Her husband is HOT.
devilsrain | May 27, 2009 at 6:43 pm
This is the chick with the lazy eye right? Pass
Danklin24 | May 27, 2009 at 6:54 pm
“I dont have to be heavy just because i have kid?
That might be the dumbest statement ever uttered.
Jim | May 27, 2009 at 6:54 pm
from fat and flat > to flat
Danklin24 | May 27, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Yeah she didn’t get that creepy lazy eye fixed. That should’ve come before the tummy tuck
Binky | May 27, 2009 at 6:58 pm
I guess being a teenage witch isn’t all it’s cracked up to be – at some point you have to stop eating everything you see.
(Time to file my Eat Like a Warlock book)
crumpet | May 27, 2009 at 6:59 pm
-no milk wagons, might as well get fat again
. | May 27, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Oh shut the fuck up superficial writer. You saying that is like Hitler calling out racism.
Rhialto | May 27, 2009 at 7:00 pm
That’s a body to be proud on! Fit looking body!
SoCalSteve | May 27, 2009 at 7:03 pm
The cover should read:
How I lost 42 lbs!
Clarissa explains it all.
Galtacticus | May 27, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Lots of hot sex keeps the body fit as well!
Paris Hilton | May 27, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Hey I just realized, I don’t have to be stick thin just because I’m childless.
Darth | May 27, 2009 at 7:10 pm
It isn’t even airbrushed! Still looks good!
huh? | May 27, 2009 at 7:10 pm
coke
Batman | May 27, 2009 at 7:11 pm
@ 17
…yeah…but hot sex isn’t really “hot” when a bitch is 155 lbs.
…it’s a reason to bleach your dick after you sober up.
ZING
Gando | May 27, 2009 at 7:14 pm
The most remarkable change is her face! I wouldn’t recognize her!
Deva | May 27, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Ok, so she saw a picture of herself and THAT prompted her to lose the weight? What, did all the mirrors in her house just up and dissapear? Or did she eat those too? Her weight losing excuse would be like me becoming any less than the anti-semite I am because I saw pictures of the concentration camps. Point is that neither of these make me less sympathetic.
Hollywood wouldn’t hire her before. And they sure as shit aren’t going to hire her when she’s a zeppelin. Good job losing the weight. You still look like shit.
takemehomegoogle! | May 27, 2009 at 7:18 pm
#21It might not be hot for the guy, but it might be hot for her ; )
ROUGH Daddy | May 27, 2009 at 7:25 pm
What is she talking about? she got hired before that, didnt she appear as that pink dancing pig in that annoying white castle commercial…I could be wrong…
mikeock | May 27, 2009 at 7:36 pm
no thanks.
Tired of excuses | May 27, 2009 at 7:38 pm
DO NOT WANT
takemehomegoogle! | May 27, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Why do people care about woman’s bodies so much? Its creepy. Imagine if we were this obsessed with mens bodies. Men would never leave their houses I’m sure.
His Huge Greatness Himself | May 27, 2009 at 7:44 pm
That’s one hot looking mama!
friendlyfires | May 27, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Wouldn’t it been better if she and her Sabrina co-star Caroline Rhea did Celebrity Biggest Loser?
Eat Me, Cunts | May 27, 2009 at 7:53 pm
“…I don’t have to be heavy just because I have kids”
That’s sure to endear her all those fat fuck, People Magazine reading mommies who have been using the “because had a kid” excuse everyday of their sloppy adult lives.
Take a lesson every newspaper in the United States that’s trying to stay afloat…THIS is how you sell a publication. Throw your model under a bus and insult your readership. Gotta love it.
Dr McNasty | May 27, 2009 at 7:58 pm
I used to whack to this bitch in middle school! I never noticed anything about her eye. I’d SLAY that.
MRC | May 27, 2009 at 9:19 pm
I LOVE MJH !
camel_toe | May 27, 2009 at 9:30 pm
texas hair=major pukeage
vito | May 27, 2009 at 10:11 pm
#28…does that mean it’s OK for me to go outside?
Jeremoyah | May 27, 2009 at 11:54 pm
Sorry, but unless that bitch is 4’9″ she doesn’t weigh 113 lbs.
quake | May 28, 2009 at 12:09 am
I heard her labia hang down to her knees.
Walter | May 28, 2009 at 1:36 am
Maybe she will change her mind and finally do Playboy.
Narcissist | May 28, 2009 at 3:04 am
She’s right! I thought she was huge until a few seconds ago, and she blamed her children.
I thought she was nifty until her standard “all skanked up” maneuver in Maxim.
Rena | May 28, 2009 at 5:02 am
You people are all nuts, and obsessed with being crackhead skinny, and it’s mostly a white people thing! She looks ok, she had an AMAZING ASS when she was on Sabrina, I wanted to hit it then, and I’d still love to hit it!!!!!
Rena | May 28, 2009 at 5:03 am
You people are all nuts, and obsessed with being crackhead skinny, and it’s mostly a white people thing! She looks ok, she had an AMAZING ASS when she was on Sabrina, I wanted to hit it then, and I’d still love to hit it!!!!!
C | May 28, 2009 at 5:52 am
Heavy… is a word used to describe bags of rocks.
FAT.. is a word used to describe how she looked.
While she was indeed heavy, that weight comprised mostly of FAT.
She looks fine now. Good for her.
the truth | May 28, 2009 at 6:41 am
Oh yeah, pressure pressure. The pressure couldn’t have been too bad, otherwise you wouldn’t have been fat your entire career, and obese after you had the kids. You know, you would not have been fat in the first place.
Don’t you mean the pressure of having no fame and needing something to get you back in the headlines? Nothing like a weight loss story. But what a low to stoop to.
BTW.. we ALL know you are NOT anywhere NEAR 113 lbs. The Olsens are around that weight when they are healthy, and not much smaller when they are anorexic. Anorexics are like 80 or 90lbs. So no way she is 20lbs more. She looks about 155lbs NOW. Way more before.
mikeock | May 28, 2009 at 7:28 am
She looks like every other mom that wears her PJ’s and slippers to walk the kids down to meet the school bus.
My neighbor’s wife does this, and I swear she crams her PJ’s into her cameltoe just so I can see it. All these semi-hot housewives know they’re 10X hotter than these plastic, boob enhanced Hollywood celebutards.
RichPort's Ghost | May 28, 2009 at 8:08 am
Where’s the sex tape?
Deacon Jones | May 28, 2009 at 10:07 am
The cover should read:
“I’m STILL past my prime!”
the rev | May 28, 2009 at 10:12 am
anyone remember her shoot for maxim several years ago? she was pretty hot.
havoc | May 28, 2009 at 10:15 am
Aren’t they just photoshopping her, Valerie Bertinelli, and Marie Osmond’s head on the same body?
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fucktard | May 28, 2009 at 11:16 am
yall are gay as hell
jen c | May 28, 2009 at 11:19 am
damned if you do, damned if you don’t. fish says she’s perpetuating the image, but if she wasn’t he’d make fun of her weight. “well played,” fish.