Melissa Joan Hart, known for her starring role on Sabrina the Teenage Witch, gave birth to a baby boy on Wednesday. The 29-year-old and her husband Mark Wilkerson have named their first child Mason Walter Wilkerson. Melissa said, “He was a little stubborn but all is well. Everyone is well and we are all relieved.”
The polite thing in these circumstances is to say “congratulations”, but a more accurate description of my feelings is “thank god.” Most women look good when they’re pregnant, but Melissa…I mean, just look at that picture. It’s like something you’d use in a Soviet interrogation room. “You no talk, huh? What about we show you…(pulls out picture) this!” (ensuing screams, tears, thumb-sucking, weeping like a little girl).
OMG! MY EYES!! MY EYES!!! AHHHH!! :::::clawing wildly at sockets::::
I hope you all (including the guys) get pregnant in 2006. Bunch o’ morons
Just reminds me of how the media manipulates our tastes and expectations. Two hours of hair and makeup for a photo shoot; posed to evoke arousal; lighting during the air brushing after = the wonders of image creation.
Then people see a candid, non-airbrushed shot of a normal, post-partum female and have eplieptic fits over it.
Priceless.
Placenta and after birth are the same, genius.
Maybe you check things out before ragging others.
Placenta and after birth are the same, genius.
Maybe you check things out before ragging others.
OK, so, I used to watch “Clarissa”. Ok, I was like seven, whatever. I was under the impression that MJH had like died or fallen off the face of the planet. And yes, she just had a baby, but I can’t believe some poor guy married that, had sex with it, and is still alive. And I can’t think how many non-famous women I know who have had children that once they left the delivery room didn’t look like something that came out of my dog. And when you can afford two hours of makeup a day, maybe you should splurge at Wal-Mart for some foundation, mascara, and a little something to make you not look like you’re trying out for the part of “Zombie Lady”.
yeh thats a very bad foto… but i was looking at her like not along ago in a magazine and she aint that bad she has just given birth and i have seen uglier. not many people look to hot after theyve given birth. but yes very ugly in that foto
Fat or thin, pregnant or not, she still has a lazy eye. Its creepy.
She’s pale, and that’s simply a coin toss of the ol’ genetic code.
She’s gained a small amount of weight but it’s only noticable because she’s a celebrity. If you saw this girl in the mall you would never consider her to be a tub of lard. She’s normal.
She’s just normal. Normal girls look good when they’ve been professionaly photographed in flattering clothes/hair/makeup that took hours to assemble, followed by photoshop touch-up artists to make you skinnier, sculpted, flawless, smoother, taller, your teeth whiter, your eyes bluer, your hair softer…
She’s simply a normal person. And she looks healthy, and happy.
melissa joan hart? melissa joan hart ummmm who is she ? although she does look like that chick sabrina the teenage witch
oh yea she had a baby?i dont care
So THATS what Paris Hilton will look like in 5 years.
she was always kind of ugly…http://hollywoodsnark.com
geez, i hope her baby doesn’t expect to be a tv / movie star…i can’t figure out how the fugly melissa joan hart is one in the first place! http://hollywoodsnark.com
She’s totally famous for Clarissa. Because it’s the best thing she ever did. Because it’s the best thing EVER. Not that I’m biased.