Melissa Joan Hart gives birth

melissa_joan_hart_thumb1.jpgMelissa Joan Hart, known for her starring role on Sabrina the Teenage Witch, gave birth to a baby boy on Wednesday. The 29-year-old and her husband Mark Wilkerson have named their first child Mason Walter Wilkerson. Melissa said, “He was a little stubborn but all is well. Everyone is well and we are all relieved.”

The polite thing in these circumstances is to say “congratulations”, but a more accurate description of my feelings is “thank god.” Most women look good when they’re pregnant, but Melissa…I mean, just look at that picture. It’s like something you’d use in a Soviet interrogation room. “You no talk, huh? What about we show you…(pulls out picture) this!” (ensuing screams, tears, thumb-sucking, weeping like a little girl).