Melissa Etheridge and Tammy Lynn Michaels pregnant

April 18th, 2006 // 103 Comments

Melissa Etheridge and her lesbian partner, actress Tammy Lynn Michaels, are expecting twins together. A posting on Etheridge’s website says:

We are thrilled to announce that Tammy is pregnant, and expecting our twins sometime around this fall. To answer the obvious question: we used an anonymous donor from a bank. These are our first two babies conceived together, but not our first time mothering together. For the past 5 years, we have been parenting two children, from a previous time in Melissa


  1. Jacq

    First!!! Woo-hoo!!

  2. mamacita

    Damn. What a bunch of faggoty ass faggots. I wonder if she’s aware that those sunglasses went out with John Lennon. Except for the brief resurgence when A Different World was on and Dwayne Wayne was super cool.

  3. BigJim

    Either this is an old photo, or she’s wearing a wig, or Melissa’s hair grows really fast.

    Dear Jacq — who gives a shit if your first if you don’t write anything else? Loser!

  4. Jacq

    That looks like the same lesbian that Rosie married. Speaking of, if there was ever a woman who I would suspect of having a remote possibility of getting another woman pregnant it would be Rosie, not Melissa. You know what I mean, a big, male lesbian with a penis.

  5. tits_on_snack

    are they sisters? they both have the exact same mouth.

  6. Jacq

    I’m sorry BigJim. Did I type first? I meant to type fuck you. And I did write something else. I said “Woo-hoo”. Way to rain on my parade, shitbag.

    I was only trying for first so that MeganHarris couldn’t have it.
    And Melissa’s had hair for a while now. Douche.

  7. popegoestheweasel

    she looks like a dixie chick reject. At least they didn’t go the David Crosby route again. I can’t imagine wishing his genes on anyone.

  8. Ramblebrook

    It’s a cunnilingus compound.

    Why do they have to comment on what will be done with sent gifts? Who the hell sends gifts to formally famous people they don’t even know? Who gives a shit.

  9. The Mad Scientologist

    It’s good to see the carpet-cleaning industry is prospering and the Dyke’s lumber
    stock is doing well.

  10. tits_on_snack

    LOL i totally knew jacq was writing up a storm @ BigJim while i posted that. I should have called it.
    By the way, screaming “FIRST” when you get the first post (who cares anyway?) reminds me of those people who just have to impatiently push the “Close Door” button in the elevator even though the door is closing.

  11. Hara

    Ugh how immoral. It’s not ok for clones to date. There’s something creepy about them having twins and being twins, but I can’t put my finger on it. Plus, everyone knows women don’t have sperm, and personally sperm are the only reason I date.

  12. Trotter

    You just know they want a boy so they can circumsise his “offending organ”…

  13. mamacita

    @3 and 10

    Jacq, correct me if I’m wrong here. Most of the regulars on here who say “FIRST!!!!!” are only doing it to make fun of the people who used to do it in seriousness. It’s become a running thing, like hating MeganHarris and making fun of Kim.

  14. Land-Man

    I’ll donate a hollow-point to them.

  15. HappyTimeHarry

    “Yes hi, Id like to donate my gift of a punch in the stomach followed by a swift kick down the stairs for Mrs Michaels…”

  16. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    When I first heard about this I got so wet I slipped right off my chair.

  17. Zanna

    Mamacita…you forgot Haley on your list.

  18. PapaHotNuts

    I hope the anonymous donor was a 400 lb black man with a genectically transferable hatred for white women, lesbians and a deep passion for violence. And I hope he hates bunnies.

  19. amazed

    And we think TomKat and Brangelina’s kids are going to be messed up. Love to be a fly on the wall for these kids’ “where do babies come from” chat.

  20. mamacita


    Yes, I did. Hating Haley is just so new that I haven’t gotten used to it yet.

  21. CoJo

    I just got a quick visual of Melissa sucking the placenta right out of her girlfriends puss. Naked. Double gross.

    Any word who this father is?

  22. educatedguess

    Come on guys…Melissa Ethridge and Tammy Lynn Michaels? They’re awesome. Did tammy ever do anything after popular? I don’t know, but all I can say is that if normalcy in hollywood is coming from the queers, then we really shouldn’t be focusing on them…that was poorly worded but I don’t care.

  23. Zanna

    Don’t worry about it Mamacita…I’m hating her enough for both of us…

    How do you want to do this? I hold her and you hit her or vice versa?

  24. BarbadoSlim

    Ugh, them two fellas need to shave.

  25. PapaHotNuts

    CoJo, funny but nasty. The visual is making my penis ache (worse than ususal from whatever it is I caught.)

  26. jinxie

    okay, they look like they are going to a “Mother-Daughter brunch”. WTF. very creepy to have kids together when they look like parent and child.

  27. biatcho

    aaahhh, sweet, sweet turkeybasters.

  28. booface


    Also left off Most Hated List: TrophyWife

  29. Grphdesi23

    Hopefully, their “anonymous donor” is Tom Cruise.

    Then their kids could be super gay.

  30. Jacq

    #10 – Nice comparison.

    As I said in #6 – I only did it to make sure that MeganHarris couldn’t have #1. She got it yesterday and I had to punch Sean Preston, I was so pissed.

    Then, they changed the damn picture on me.

  31. Land-Man

    I’ve got a sack full of wolverines with Melissa Etheridge’s name on it.

  32. Aurora_BoreMeAlice

    Probably Colin Farrel’s sperm.

    There seems to be enough of it flying around.

  33. Trotter

    I hope they have an underwater birth. Brings a whole new meaning to bouillabaisse.

  34. rottnpagan

    Good on them. :)

  35. Jacq

    I bet Tom Cruise is the dad. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  36. Following Tom’s lead, Melissa will eat the placenta. The only differences between Tom and Melissa on this issue being that Melissa will eat the placenta out of the vagina during birth and Melissa most certainly does not love the cock. My guess as to the sperm donor is Wilford Brimley. He looks enough like David Crosby to make the tots look like brothers.

  37. LookMaNoHands!!

    I’m never first :(

  38. the sperm donors arn’t really anonymous…one of the twins was sired by david gilmore….the other by todd rundgren…as her first two kids were david crosby’s, melissa some day hopes to ride around in a multi-colored school bus ala THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY with her own genetic supergroup….she’s already started by getting a jump on that shirley jones coiff…

  39. ebayfan414

    QUOTE FROM SUPERFICIAL: “She should follow Tom Cruise’s example and threaten to eat Tammy’s insides”

    Ummmm, she does that already. That’s what lesbians *do.* I wonder if I send them a strap-on as a gift if they’ll keep it or send it on to the women’s shelter.

  40. trophywife


    aw geee, thanks :)

  41. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Trophywife, if you’re not going to leave can you at least keep your legs closed? It’s like you’re cutting onions in there. Onions and decomposing carp.

  42. Ez-EEEE

    im pretty sure… correct me if im wrong cuz im not saavy to the whole dyke world but…
    “She should follow Tom Cruise’s example and threaten to eat Tammy’s insides after she gives birth”…
    as lesbians isnt that sure to happen anyway?

  43. shell

    So they don’t want the WalMart gift card I was going to send them?

  44. Trotter

    Goddammit Oshkosh, you made my stiches pop. And you’re right. My eyes are burning like acid.

  45. Geez, can the fat lesbians who talk crap about me on this site at least have the decency to wait till I post a comment first?

  46. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    44 – My eyes are burning AND I’m still sopping up the mess I made in my chair from getting excited about Melissa Etheridge and her hot and steamy private life. Bounty really is the quilted quicker picker-upper.

  47. trophywife

    sorry bout that guys, the doc said today that as soon as the sores close, the stank will go away…

  48. theyareidiots

    Well we know the anonymous sperm donor wasn’t Tom Cruise because …


  49. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I’d take a fat lesbian over dick-biting child molester with a webbed vagina any day, Megan Harris.

  50. Trotter

    MeganHarris is upset because the dykes started without “her”. Poor cunt! All drippy and noone to licky licky your mangina.

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