Melissa Etheridge and her lesbian partner, actress Tammy Lynn Michaels, are expecting twins together. A posting on Etheridge’s website says:
We are thrilled to announce that Tammy is pregnant, and expecting our twins sometime around this fall. To answer the obvious question: we used an anonymous donor from a bank. These are our first two babies conceived together, but not our first time mothering together. For the past 5 years, we have been parenting two children, from a previous time in Melissa
Jacq | April 18, 2006 at 4:15 pm
First!!! Woo-hoo!!
mamacita | April 18, 2006 at 4:17 pm
Damn. What a bunch of faggoty ass faggots. I wonder if she’s aware that those sunglasses went out with John Lennon. Except for the brief resurgence when A Different World was on and Dwayne Wayne was super cool.
BigJim | April 18, 2006 at 4:17 pm
Either this is an old photo, or she’s wearing a wig, or Melissa’s hair grows really fast.
Dear Jacq — who gives a shit if your first if you don’t write anything else? Loser!
Jacq | April 18, 2006 at 4:19 pm
That looks like the same lesbian that Rosie married. Speaking of, if there was ever a woman who I would suspect of having a remote possibility of getting another woman pregnant it would be Rosie, not Melissa. You know what I mean, a big, male lesbian with a penis.
tits_on_snack | April 18, 2006 at 4:20 pm
are they sisters? they both have the exact same mouth.
Jacq | April 18, 2006 at 4:22 pm
I’m sorry BigJim. Did I type first? I meant to type fuck you. And I did write something else. I said “Woo-hoo”. Way to rain on my parade, shitbag.
I was only trying for first so that MeganHarris couldn’t have it.
And Melissa’s had hair for a while now. Douche.
popegoestheweasel | April 18, 2006 at 4:23 pm
she looks like a dixie chick reject. At least they didn’t go the David Crosby route again. I can’t imagine wishing his genes on anyone.
Ramblebrook | April 18, 2006 at 4:23 pm
It’s a cunnilingus compound.
Why do they have to comment on what will be done with sent gifts? Who the hell sends gifts to formally famous people they don’t even know? Who gives a shit.
The Mad Scientologist | April 18, 2006 at 4:23 pm
It’s good to see the carpet-cleaning industry is prospering and the Dyke’s lumber
stock is doing well.
tits_on_snack | April 18, 2006 at 4:24 pm
LOL i totally knew jacq was writing up a storm @ BigJim while i posted that. I should have called it.
By the way, screaming “FIRST” when you get the first post (who cares anyway?) reminds me of those people who just have to impatiently push the “Close Door” button in the elevator even though the door is closing.
Hara | April 18, 2006 at 4:29 pm
Ugh how immoral. It’s not ok for clones to date. There’s something creepy about them having twins and being twins, but I can’t put my finger on it. Plus, everyone knows women don’t have sperm, and personally sperm are the only reason I date.
Trotter | April 18, 2006 at 4:29 pm
You just know they want a boy so they can circumsise his “offending organ”…
mamacita | April 18, 2006 at 4:30 pm
@3 and 10
Jacq, correct me if I’m wrong here. Most of the regulars on here who say “FIRST!!!!!” are only doing it to make fun of the people who used to do it in seriousness. It’s become a running thing, like hating MeganHarris and making fun of Kim.
Land-Man | April 18, 2006 at 4:30 pm
I’ll donate a hollow-point to them.
HappyTimeHarry | April 18, 2006 at 4:32 pm
“Yes hi, Id like to donate my gift of a punch in the stomach followed by a swift kick down the stairs for Mrs Michaels…”
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 18, 2006 at 4:32 pm
When I first heard about this I got so wet I slipped right off my chair.
Zanna | April 18, 2006 at 4:33 pm
Mamacita…you forgot Haley on your list.
PapaHotNuts | April 18, 2006 at 4:34 pm
I hope the anonymous donor was a 400 lb black man with a genectically transferable hatred for white women, lesbians and a deep passion for violence. And I hope he hates bunnies.
amazed | April 18, 2006 at 4:35 pm
And we think TomKat and Brangelina’s kids are going to be messed up. Love to be a fly on the wall for these kids’ “where do babies come from” chat.
mamacita | April 18, 2006 at 4:36 pm
@17
Yes, I did. Hating Haley is just so new that I haven’t gotten used to it yet.
CoJo | April 18, 2006 at 4:37 pm
I just got a quick visual of Melissa sucking the placenta right out of her girlfriends puss. Naked. Double gross.
Any word who this father is?
educatedguess | April 18, 2006 at 4:38 pm
Come on guys…Melissa Ethridge and Tammy Lynn Michaels? They’re awesome. Did tammy ever do anything after popular? I don’t know, but all I can say is that if normalcy in hollywood is coming from the queers, then we really shouldn’t be focusing on them…that was poorly worded but I don’t care.
Zanna | April 18, 2006 at 4:40 pm
Don’t worry about it Mamacita…I’m hating her enough for both of us…
How do you want to do this? I hold her and you hit her or vice versa?
BarbadoSlim | April 18, 2006 at 4:41 pm
Ugh, them two fellas need to shave.
PapaHotNuts | April 18, 2006 at 4:43 pm
CoJo, funny but nasty. The visual is making my penis ache (worse than ususal from whatever it is I caught.)
jinxie | April 18, 2006 at 4:44 pm
okay, they look like they are going to a “Mother-Daughter brunch”. WTF. very creepy to have kids together when they look like parent and child.
biatcho | April 18, 2006 at 4:45 pm
aaahhh, sweet, sweet turkeybasters.
booface | April 18, 2006 at 4:46 pm
#20
Also left off Most Hated List: TrophyWife
Grphdesi23 | April 18, 2006 at 4:46 pm
Hopefully, their “anonymous donor” is Tom Cruise.
Then their kids could be super gay.
Jacq | April 18, 2006 at 4:46 pm
#10 – Nice comparison.
As I said in #6 – I only did it to make sure that MeganHarris couldn’t have #1. She got it yesterday and I had to punch Sean Preston, I was so pissed.
Then, they changed the damn picture on me.
Land-Man | April 18, 2006 at 4:51 pm
I’ve got a sack full of wolverines with Melissa Etheridge’s name on it.
Aurora_BoreMeAlice | April 18, 2006 at 4:56 pm
Probably Colin Farrel’s sperm.
There seems to be enough of it flying around.
Trotter | April 18, 2006 at 4:56 pm
I hope they have an underwater birth. Brings a whole new meaning to bouillabaisse.
rottnpagan | April 18, 2006 at 5:08 pm
Good on them. :)
Jacq | April 18, 2006 at 5:12 pm
I bet Tom Cruise is the dad. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
UNWASHEDMASSES | April 18, 2006 at 5:13 pm
Following Tom’s lead, Melissa will eat the placenta. The only differences between Tom and Melissa on this issue being that Melissa will eat the placenta out of the vagina during birth and Melissa most certainly does not love the cock. My guess as to the sperm donor is Wilford Brimley. He looks enough like David Crosby to make the tots look like brothers.
LookMaNoHands!! | April 18, 2006 at 5:15 pm
I’m never first :(
sometimesboy | April 18, 2006 at 5:16 pm
the sperm donors arn’t really anonymous…one of the twins was sired by david gilmore….the other by todd rundgren…as her first two kids were david crosby’s, melissa some day hopes to ride around in a multi-colored school bus ala THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY with her own genetic supergroup….she’s already started by getting a jump on that shirley jones coiff…
ebayfan414 | April 18, 2006 at 5:24 pm
QUOTE FROM SUPERFICIAL: “She should follow Tom Cruise’s example and threaten to eat Tammy’s insides”
Ummmm, she does that already. That’s what lesbians *do.* I wonder if I send them a strap-on as a gift if they’ll keep it or send it on to the women’s shelter.
trophywife | April 18, 2006 at 5:26 pm
#28
aw geee, thanks :)
xoxoxo
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 18, 2006 at 5:29 pm
Trophywife, if you’re not going to leave can you at least keep your legs closed? It’s like you’re cutting onions in there. Onions and decomposing carp.
Ez-EEEE | April 18, 2006 at 5:31 pm
im pretty sure… correct me if im wrong cuz im not saavy to the whole dyke world but…
“She should follow Tom Cruise’s example and threaten to eat Tammy’s insides after she gives birth”…
as lesbians isnt that sure to happen anyway?
shell | April 18, 2006 at 5:33 pm
So they don’t want the WalMart gift card I was going to send them?
Trotter | April 18, 2006 at 5:42 pm
Goddammit Oshkosh, you made my stiches pop. And you’re right. My eyes are burning like acid.
MeganHarris | April 18, 2006 at 5:47 pm
Geez, can the fat lesbians who talk crap about me on this site at least have the decency to wait till I post a comment first?
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 18, 2006 at 5:48 pm
44 – My eyes are burning AND I’m still sopping up the mess I made in my chair from getting excited about Melissa Etheridge and her hot and steamy private life. Bounty really is the quilted quicker picker-upper.
trophywife | April 18, 2006 at 5:48 pm
sorry bout that guys, the doc said today that as soon as the sores close, the stank will go away…
theyareidiots | April 18, 2006 at 5:49 pm
Well we know the anonymous sperm donor wasn’t Tom Cruise because …
Anyone?
Bueller?
Bueller?
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 18, 2006 at 5:50 pm
I’d take a fat lesbian over dick-biting child molester with a webbed vagina any day, Megan Harris.
Trotter | April 18, 2006 at 5:50 pm
MeganHarris is upset because the dykes started without “her”. Poor cunt! All drippy and noone to licky licky your mangina.