I was thinking of renaming the site When Old People Attack so I could justify putting up these pictures of Melissa and Joan Rivers, but I figure that’s already a show on Fox so I’ll just stick with what we’ve got. And here’s a little tip to help remind you whether or not you should be wearing a bra: if your boobs are hanging lower than your mom’s, put on a bra. Put on two bras. Shit, pull out a stapler if you need to.
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Joan Rivers used to be funny, she’s not anymore. She actually looks ok in these pics, but I think she is a cautionary tale for plastic surgery. There are worse things than wrinkling – looking like Pinocchio, for instance. I’d rather be old-looking and withered than look like I should have strings coming out of my hands and feet as I sing along with the kid that turned into a donkey or whatever.
RE Melissa: the dress is not flattering. I don’t know if her tay-tas are really that saggy, but the dress owes her boobs an apology nonetheless. But forget about the boobs, what about the lips? Why do women think it’s hot to look like someone punched them in the mouth? Not everyone can look like Angelina. Give it up, ladies. Be happy with the lips you got. Damn.
i don’t know why but it looks like the emmy award in the background is an extension of the jew daugter’s hand & she’s making rabbit ears over jew mother’s head.
And believe you me, it took me a LOOONG time to figure out which one was mom & which one was daughter. the jew part was pretty obvious on both though.
That isn’t cleavage, it’s knee caps. They’re both wearing sunglasses to cover their nipples. Joan dried up about the time WW II ended, but Melissa has to stick a tampon in her nose every 28 days.
It’s official – after seeing these photos, I am now going to start sleeping exclusively with men…
Swoopers like those that end in a ski jumps are worthy. What the fuck does a bra do but provide a false impression that ends when it’s removed? Bras and boob jobs are a waste – go to the gym instead. Where people fuck up is not spending proper money on dental work.
Now if this were National Geographic I could understand, but these are two women that have a strong relationship with many plastic surgeons and are known for it… so what’s up? Support bra or surgery… ah fuck it, maybe we should all just let it hang. Free, free set them free. La, la la…
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Crossdressers are people, too.
Those bitches should have been tossed out a long time ago.
Right now Im listening to Howard (repeat) and he’s talking about Carnie Wilson.
I like Arrested Developement.
Should I have not added the E?
What is that wire Joan is discreetly holding in all the pictures? Some sort of life support?
Melissa has a stain on the back of her dress in pic 3. What could that be???
What is that wire Joan is discreetly holding in all the pictures? Some sort of life support?
Melissa has a stain on the back of her dress in pic 3. What could that be???
Thanks Superficial, I just lost my erection.
Nepotism at its finest, Melissa is a worthless bag of shite. Do they know everyone just laughs and makes fun of them or are they completely oblivious. Poor bastards.
I just started a new website, http://www.ihateeverybody.com. Just kidding.
Where’s the other Rivers sister? What does she go by? Sandra Bullock, that’s right.
Joan Rivers looks good here, but Melissa lost too much weight, it’s obvious, since the first place women lose the weight is..guess where
Melissa should take those tassles off her ears and attach them to her nipples so that she can sweep the floor while talking to stars.
Hey,
On March 29th, 2007 at 11pm EST check out Tom Green’s The Channel, if you’re a fan of Melissa Rivers you don’t want to miss it, there will be an hour long interview with her. If you miss the show when it airs that’s okay because you can stream it from TomGreen.com in the On Demand section. He broadcasts exclusively on the internet from his house and you can call in or instant message questions live. If you have a webcam you can also skype in and do a video chat with them.
Peace,
Mike
i really hate when old people try to be sexy….
Plastic surgery schmastic schmurgery. Joan Rivers is an example of raw comedic talent, fueled by brash honesty, which in my book is something to be admired and respected.