I was thinking of renaming the site When Old People Attack so I could justify putting up these pictures of Melissa and Joan Rivers, but I figure that’s already a show on Fox so I’ll just stick with what we’ve got. And here’s a little tip to help remind you whether or not you should be wearing a bra: if your boobs are hanging lower than your mom’s, put on a bra. Put on two bras. Shit, pull out a stapler if you need to.
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CelebSlam.com | August 28, 2006 at 9:58 am
*pukes in mouth*
looks at pictures again
*pukes in mouth again*
http://www.celebslam.com
rudesauce | August 28, 2006 at 10:00 am
…and leathery skin.
barryjc | August 28, 2006 at 10:04 am
they belong in a museum
rudesauce | August 28, 2006 at 10:05 am
What’s with the third picture? Why is Melissa’s dress plugged into her lower back?
They look like the vomit sisters.
UNWASHEDMASSES | August 28, 2006 at 10:05 am
Melissa Rivers is the kind of bitch that if someone even intimated you had sexual relations with her, you would beat the living shit out of them. And Joan, well, what can you say about a woman who lost her virginity to Abraham Lincoln.
MyWellRehearsedMistake | August 28, 2006 at 10:06 am
The one with the brown hair (I don’t know which Rivers is which) is wearing tassles from curtains as earrings.
jrzmommy | August 28, 2006 at 10:06 am
Joan and Melissa Rivers walk into a bar and the bartender says, Hey, gals, why the long faces?
RichPort | August 28, 2006 at 10:07 am
Written mathematically, I believe this is hideous squared.
StomachPunch | August 28, 2006 at 10:08 am
the only thing worse than having to hear joan rivers talk about fashion is seeing her trying to be fashionable….which is difficult seeing as how your tits droop down to your knees.
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sometimesboy | August 28, 2006 at 10:10 am
it’s obvious that melissa’s boobs are trying to reach down to catch her necklace…and why is she doing so many photo ops with heather locklear? strange combination…oh…nevermind…
it’s pretty bad when your 80 year old mother looks better in cleavage showing gown than you do…
86 | August 28, 2006 at 10:14 am
They both need to get husbands. Hello even Britney knew when to stop hanging out with her mom 24/7. Course in Britney’s case it was because her mom was so much hotter than her.
Jake | August 28, 2006 at 10:14 am
Are these women? With…vaginas?
http://wampoon.com/
ImSuicidal | August 28, 2006 at 10:15 am
Joanie looks good!!
MyWellRehearsedMistake | August 28, 2006 at 10:19 am
10 & 11. These women are mother and daughter? I thought they were SISTERS! Jesus, the one that is the daughter has got to be feeling shit about that! Someone needs to get better skin cream or the mother’s got a great plastic surgeon…
Italian Stallion | August 28, 2006 at 10:20 am
Where is Mel Gibson when you need him?
dupababy | August 28, 2006 at 10:22 am
one would think, if one’s mother is the proverbial queen of plasticity, reconstructive surgery would be a family affair.. obviously, in the case of missy’s boobage, it is sadly NOT.. perhaps her aspiration is to hook a midget letting her tits hang lo and they wobble to and fro.. hmm.. what an enticement..
http://www.stingybitches.com/“
after all, family is a four-letter word..
combustion8 | August 28, 2006 at 10:23 am
I would hit them both… with a louisville slugger.
beanncheese | August 28, 2006 at 10:25 am
15. Mel? Where is the Taliban when you need them…cover up those faces for God…erggh, I mean Allah’s sake!
http://www.spoonspam.com
Blindkangaroo | August 28, 2006 at 10:28 am
mmm, yummy threesome. I’d tap them!
… now let me put down the crack pipe
chortle | August 28, 2006 at 10:29 am
joan’s got a zsa zsa look going on……..
lohanjob | August 28, 2006 at 10:29 am
i can’t help but think about the family guy where joan rivers interviews brian on the red carpet…
“is your mike even plugged in”
“in my mind…”
Spindoc | August 28, 2006 at 10:31 am
Expanding on #16′s comment. The fact that these two are WELL KNOWN for having had a hell of a lot of Plastic Surgery, it’s amazing to me that why they were in getting their faces hacked away and sand blasted they didn’t add a simple tit-lift to the mix.
Zanna | August 28, 2006 at 10:33 am
I like the look on the face of the woman in the background in the third picture….she’s got that “sweet mother of God” face going on as she diverts her eyes.
Adult Underoos | August 28, 2006 at 10:36 am
wow, i got like 15 boners looking these pics!
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Bossy | August 28, 2006 at 10:36 am
i keep thinking of family guy where joan rivers interviews brian.. “OMG omg omg this is JOANN rivers here….”
purplepuppy | August 28, 2006 at 10:43 am
…and really saggy careers too.
Jedi Kevin | August 28, 2006 at 10:43 am
They have no business judging other people now.
Skönflicka | August 28, 2006 at 10:44 am
#23: I was about to write the exact same thing !! Girl in backgroud of picture #3 looks completly annoyed by those saggy boobs …
And Melissa, honey, you’re starting to get wrinkles on your FOREARM …
Chodite | August 28, 2006 at 10:47 am
How the F is Melissa Rivers famous anyway?
And is it just me or does she look like she has every eating disorder known to man… as well as about 100 face lifts?
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com
jrzmommy | August 28, 2006 at 10:49 am
What is Joan showing us all TA DA-like in the third picture? Her ugly horsefaced daughter? What? Her backne?
sharkbite | August 28, 2006 at 10:49 am
Ahh, the joys of aging.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
ch474 | August 28, 2006 at 10:59 am
OMG the arms! Forget the boobs – not that there is a lot to remember – but one has waddling turkey neck arms, and Joan looks like she had arms transplants from an Egyptian mummy.
Going back to the boob thing, watching the red carpet shows last night it was good to see that boobs are back in fashion. I like boobs. I really like boobs in my face.
BLucky | August 28, 2006 at 11:02 am
Knock Melissa for riding on her mother’s coat-tails all you want, but Joan Rivers could own the ass of everyone who thinks they’re clever enough to comment here.
CoJo | August 28, 2006 at 11:08 am
They remind me of Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn in the movie “Death Becomes Her” – the story of two women that can live forever, but end up looking like walking corpses in the end
10pennypixel.com | August 28, 2006 at 11:11 am
Famous people who are famous just because they are famous are stupid. And Famous.
http://www.10pennypixel.com
yertle | August 28, 2006 at 11:17 am
We take you now to the Project Runway set:
Tim Gunn: “I’m worried Melissa, very worried, I can’t tell your front from your back…”
Michael Kors: “The Madame Tussaud people just arrived…” ‘nuf said.
Nina Garcia: “I’m sorry, I’m not getting the whole “drag queen from Target” thing, I’m sorry, I just don’t get it…”
Heidi Klum: “You’re Out…no really, get out!
jrzmommy | August 28, 2006 at 11:18 am
33–20 years ago before dementia set in and back when she could move her mouth to speak, yeah. Now–no.
Her husband committed suicide — did he have a vision of the future?
kandyk0119 | August 28, 2006 at 11:18 am
That dress Melissa has on is hideous, it’s by Lucy, Lucy or something like that, her mom looks like an animated wax figure, these ladies should change their line of work soon.
Skönflicka | August 28, 2006 at 11:22 am
Sorry, third picture again:
Does Melissa have a humid-crotch spot from sitting on a leatherette limo-car seat ?
jrzmommy | August 28, 2006 at 11:25 am
The only thing Joan has going for her is her complete honesty about cosmetic surgery. She has said that she would get face lifts until her ears touched. I think she’s achieved that.
Skönflicka | August 28, 2006 at 11:30 am
#40: you mean until she gets a little beard …
SuperShallow | August 28, 2006 at 11:40 am
Oh jeez! Good god strike me blind! Only blindness will stop the vomiting…..
Oh dear, its too late….I’ve thrown up my liver….last rights?
I Will Eat Your Children | August 28, 2006 at 11:45 am
The Duff sisters in 60 years….
Dante | August 28, 2006 at 11:49 am
I always wondered how Joan Rivers would look like without Plastic Surgery.
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Cold Hearted Witch | August 28, 2006 at 12:10 pm
Amen to that #21.
Now one has to wonder, with how much they criticize other people’s outfits…shouldn’t they help each other out a little more?
Gary | August 28, 2006 at 12:12 pm
And they know toasted. (Just like George Hamilton)
YoMamma | August 28, 2006 at 12:49 pm
Do your boobs hang low,
Do they wobble to and frow.
Can you tie them in a knot,
Can you tie them in a bow.
Can you throw them over your shoulder…
YES YOU CAN NASTY BITCHES. PUT ON A BRA.
Eye-Dish Lass | August 28, 2006 at 2:45 pm
@47 – Hilarious….(even though I’ll be singing it all f’ing day!)
Eye-Dish Lass | August 28, 2006 at 2:50 pm
Yummy. Joan’s Soft Serve Ice Cream looks sooo good. And not even melting in the LA sun? Huh?
Praz | August 28, 2006 at 2:54 pm
When did Michael Jackson get a bee-hive?