Clarissa Explains All The Drugs She Did

I’ve always just considered Melissa Joan Hart one of the squeaky clean celebrities which probably explains why she’s releasing a book titled Melissa Explains It All about her drug-fueled party days so I’ll look at her in a different light and tell her to leave her husband. It’s so transparent, it’s adorable. Anyway, here she is talking to Life & Style about making out with chicks, and Paris Hilton trying to make her do coke:

“I experimented with weed, Ecstasy, mushrooms and mescaline for about a year and a half,” Melissa admits to the magazine. One of her crazier adventures involved taking Ecstasy at the Playboy Mansion in 1999, making out with a girl in the limo ride home — and then heading to a Maxim photo shoot while still high! “That was my third or fourth time on Ecstasy,” she reveals.
Thankfully, her dabbling never led to addiction. In fact, when Paris Hilton offered her cocaine, she turned her down (a rep for Paris denies the claim). “I was kind of running with a bad crowd,” she explains. In the end, “I just didn’t enjoy taking drugs. I don’t like the loss of control.”

She also reveals she hooked up with Nick Carter, Jerry O’Connell and Ryan Reynolds, according to Too Fab, but then makes up for that by talking about how much she hates Ashton Kutcher and would kick him out of parties:

But not all Hollywood hotties were on her lust list. She twice tried to kick Ashton Kutcher out of her parties for making “smartass remarks.” “Ashton and I just didn’t get along,” she recalls.

…. I have never in my life wanted a woman more than I do right now. Explain it to me, Clarissa, explain it to me all night even if Ferguson’s watching! (This is probably going to start to get weird. Switching to analog. *doodles drawing of self climbing into Melissa Joan Hart’s window ala Sam, makes guitar noises with mouth*)

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