Clarissa Explains Her Bikini Body

Here’s Melissa Joan Hart showing off her new body thanks to Nutrisystem who apparently includes a free copy of Photoshop with every prepackaged meal. Except I’m willing to look past all of that for reasons including, but not limited to, dat ass, how much Clarissa hates Ashton Kutcher and the time she posed for Maxim:

Melissa Joan Hart Maxim

“What’s that, Clarissa? You’re a Republican, and you took all of my Star Wars figurines out of their original packaging? Let’s get married!” – The amount of goodwill here

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