Clarissa Needs To Explain That Ass

June 19th, 2013 // 16 Comments

You know in Star Trek whenever the Enterprise gets attacked and there’s always that stock footage of crew members jumping around while sparks fly out of the fake computers? That’s almost exactly what it’s like here whenever something like the Kelly Brook topless pics hits. William Shatner even shows up. So in that confusion, I completely missed these surprisingly awesome Melissa Joan Hart pics even though Photo Boy put one in The Crap We Missed because women with 10 kids (rough estimate) shouldn’t look this good. Then again, I could just be nostalgic for my freshman year wallpaper:

Melissa Joan Hart Maxim

You’ll always be in my heart…

*pours Crazy Horse 40 on the ground, watches it eat through the pavement, soil, the Earth’s crust, mantle, core and, fuck, we’re at war with China*

Photos: Maxim / Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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    Great ass and great legs, niiiice!

  2. Pugiron

    Moo

  3. You know, I’ve never seen Melissa Joan Hart as sexy. That changed today. She’s a MILF.

  4. Very attractive woman.

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    ds78
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    She’s a little overweight, but I still think she looks good.

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    Sam
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    I see a picture of the Devil in her dress, it must be a sign.

  7. IM Fletcher

    Spanx.

  8. vv

    Sat next to her at an NBA game at the beginning of her pregnancy. She did not look like this at all. She looked super old. Must be nice to have a small fortune to fall back on.

  9. SMB

    …another in an increasingly long line of white chicks who are proving my long held theory: inside every starved-skinny white chick is an awesome booty just waiting to pop.

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    NF13
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    classic neckbeard comment

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    Guest
    Commented on this photo:

    Ive always wanted to tap that ass-ever since I saw her as a teenaged Lolita on Clarissa Explains it All!

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    David Jones
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    hey baby, ditch the brat and grab my braut

  13. Melissa Joan Hart Thin Weight Loss Tight Dress Monsters University Premiere
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    Hmmmmm, if you’re gonna take you kid out in Hollywood at least introduce yourself to him first. Kid has no idea this is his mother.

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    loves2munch
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    She has always had a juicy phat ass…real nice!

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