Joe Gorga Will Make This Rape Business All Better

Last week, poor, innocent people were exposed to the words inside Melissa Gorga’s book Love Italian Style that basically suggests a strong marriage is built on never pooping and marital rape. Which sounds awesome on paper, but not so much when you tell other people who’ve seen you at a gas station with your kids right after your morning coffee. Needless to say, the whole thing was a.. shit show – Why is this ricin not working?! – so fortunately right before this bomb went off Joe Gorga didn’t pre-tape an episode of Bethenny Frankel’s talk show and double down on the rape talk. Except, oh wait, he did. Via HuffPo:

On “Bethenny,” Joe reinforced his exasperating advice when Frankel asked him if Melissa never turns him down for sex. “She fights it. She fights it, but I always win,” he said.
He then continued to describe an instance in which Melissa came home tired, but he told her “Daddy needs his sleeping pill.”

What’s amazing is there seems to be a pretty simple way to avoid this whole situation:

“Daddy needs his sleeping pill. Let’s go.”
“I just shit in a bathroom in our house.”
“OHMYGOD, KIDS! KIDS GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!” *dives out window*