Good Morning, Melissa Ceja, And Other News

March 19th, 2014 // 19 Comments

- Anyone else amazed George Clooney is dating a woman who’s smarter than a cocktail waitress? [Lainey Gossip]

- Kate Major‘s DUI arrest has a dash-cam video now. [Dlisted]

- Alright, who ordered the cleavage buffet? [theCHIVE]

- Eva Longoria seems pretty humble. [Fishwrapper]

- Shailene Woodley apparently spends an hour each day sunbathing her vagina. [The Frisky]

- CNN: “Don’t like our 24/7 Flight 370 coverage? Eat a dick.” – The Daily Banter

- The Khaleesi is preparing her transformation into Sarah Connor. [tooFab]

- Emmanuelle Chriqui is still hot as hell. [Popoholic]

- Miley Cyrus‘ tour bus exploded. [IDLYITW]

- Xenia Deli‘s swimsuit video, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kris Jenner is being “blackmailed” about sex tape starring her because God is dead. [Celebslam]

- Hello, hot topless chick lighting a cigarette with a stove. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. Melissa Ceja Bella DoubleD Bikini
    Urbanspaceman
    Commented on this photo:

    Bolt-Ons! Why is there always bolt-ons?

  2. Melissa Ceja Bella DoubleD Bikini
    babble
    Commented on this photo:

    If she didn’t have those fake things on her chest, she would have the body of a 10 year old.

  3. Melissa Ceja Bella DoubleD Bikini
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    You know how I know your boobs are fake? Hint: Defying gravity….

  4. Oh Boy

    It looks like the coconut landed on her face before she picked it up.

  5. brick

    I don’t care much for Miss Mellisa fake tits but the Xenia Deli movie was awesome!

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    hahahaha

    Man, this is my kind of fucktoy, nothing more

  7. Melissa Ceja Bella DoubleD Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I goggled and she is only 5’0 feet? Super cute and being small in height means crazy sex moves. But WTF as did she really need the airbags? FAKE. When you hit 40+ and the plastic fantastics still ride like the Empire State building who’s gonna stupid bitch?

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    Pickle Nose
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    I can relate with this guy. The water always feels a lot colder once it hits your balls.

  9. poop

    the girl looks like she has a busted face and terrible implants (or maybe new implants that havent had time to settle yet) either way, dont take pictures of her! itll just encourage other girls that getting shitty implants is the way to seek the men’s attention that they so desperately need! (or would they bet right?)

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    carpaltunnel
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    Dank armpits. Yuck

  11. My Chihuahua has better looking tits.

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    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    Why not just go naked, ffs. Why bother with not even covering your shitter?

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    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Breaking News! A young model sues her surgeon for malpractice after he uses coconuts instead of silicone in a breast augmentation procedure. Details to follow.

  14. kaycee

    she looks like a wookie in these photos

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    Interred Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    Speaking of bolts, I’m surprised there are none sticking out of her neck, as there’s something oddly Frankensteinish going on with her face. I’m guessing some think she’s a tranny.

  16. Melissa Ceja Bella DoubleD Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Very nice legs!

  17. I checked out the story about Emmanuelle Chriqui, and DAYUMMM, she really is pleasant to look at. She, too, has very nice legs (and stuff). Can anyone please tell me the correct pronunciation of her last name?

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