Good Morning, Melissa Ceja, And Other News

- Anyone else amazed George Clooney is dating a woman who’s smarter than a cocktail waitress? [Lainey Gossip]

- Kate Major’s DUI arrest has a dash-cam video now. [Dlisted]

- Alright, who ordered the cleavage buffet? [theCHIVE]

- Eva Longoria seems pretty humble. [Fishwrapper]

- Shailene Woodley apparently spends an hour each day sunbathing her vagina. [The Frisky]

- CNN: “Don’t like our 24/7 Flight 370 coverage? Eat a dick.” – The Daily Banter

- The Khaleesi is preparing her transformation into Sarah Connor. [tooFab]

- Emmanuelle Chriqui is still hot as hell. [Popoholic]

- Miley Cyrus’ tour bus exploded. [IDLYITW]

- Xenia Deli’s swimsuit video, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kris Jenner is being “blackmailed” about sex tape starring her because God is dead. [Celebslam]

- Hello, hot topless chick lighting a cigarette with a stove. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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