Melanie Griffith looks damn good for a fifty-year-old woman. This shot was taken in Buenos Aires over the weekend where Melanie helped debut her husband Antonio Bandera’s new fragrance Blue Seduction. Based on this picture I’m guessing it’s cologne for magicians or people with no depth perception. But if it attracts cougars like Melanie Griffith, put me down for the economy size. I’m going to the Bon-Ton later and, this time, I won’t leave empty-handed.
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Is This Real? | December 18, 2007 at 3:21 pm
She looked really really old and wrinkly in her last pics I saw. Maybe tons of makeup and surgeries?
Texas Tranny | December 18, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Nice dress.
yoe | December 18, 2007 at 3:22 pm
She looks better- I think she had a bunch of work that was too tight and now it’s loosened up a little. Looks way more natural.
D. Richards (Wreck.) | December 18, 2007 at 3:22 pm
My. Melanie Griffith looks pretty good for a seventy year-old woman.
I don’t understand why Cesar Milan is there but that’s cool. I’m saying. Melanie’s old enough to be that guy’s mom. Whatever gets ya’ off.
GdlssbyDsgn | December 18, 2007 at 3:25 pm
She is kinda like a Monet – you have stand back a few feet so it all smooths out.
beesknees | December 18, 2007 at 3:27 pm
wow she looks better than she has been looking. Not quite so rough.
I can’t believe they are still together.
cookie monsta | December 18, 2007 at 3:27 pm
just a little bit scarier in every pic these days, she’s gonna turn into Eartha Kitt, or worse, wacko Jacko…..
DVD | December 18, 2007 at 3:28 pm
wow, She’s beautiful even she’s old.
veggi | December 18, 2007 at 3:29 pm
He would not be my first pool boy choice..
megan | December 18, 2007 at 3:29 pm
i wonder how much money she spent to make her legs look like that. haven’t you seen these pics?
J-Sin | December 18, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Damn, somebody has been raping the plastic surgeon’s office.
megan | December 18, 2007 at 3:32 pm
and this too:
http://www.niquehappy.com/blog/2006/11/05/recap-stars-without-makeup/
juliabella | December 18, 2007 at 3:47 pm
I am sensing a lot of jalousy in here….she looks better than your mommas and that’s what’s bothering you!!!
LayDeeBug | December 18, 2007 at 3:49 pm
She looks like she’s been working out and staying away from the bad plastic surgery (remember the lip fiasco?)
Still, I thing “Working Girl” was her highpoint. After that is was all over.
Sophie | December 18, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Damn he is lookin HOT!!!
Does anyone know why Winona is humping a puppet?
Shallow Val | December 18, 2007 at 3:52 pm
13 – I’m guessing Mel G’s your best friend and that’s why you got her back and are defending her. Whyncha text her and tell her what a good pal you are?
BTW, it’s JEALOUSY! Jalouse is French, dummay! (spelled wrong on purpose)
tight lipped smiler | December 18, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Blue Seduction is when you are allowed only to bang a dried up harelip full of silicone and plastic sutures. It smells like Metamusil and Marlboro ciggies mixed with shades of Chanel No 5 left at the Staten Island dump to absorb oil from the sardine factory.
Ooba Gooba | December 18, 2007 at 3:53 pm
Where is the fucking moron talking about his millionaire dating sites? That shithead hasn’t shown up yet? Give it time, the fucktard will surface shortly.
SSS | December 18, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Wow, did her knees really go backwards in time? If my knees ever get loose and floppy, I hope I can get surgery from her knee surgeon. I won’t be wearing Cougar dresses like that though!
Anexio | December 18, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Grandes pechos.
missj | December 18, 2007 at 3:56 pm
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/05/melanie_griffith_looks_like_he.php
how did she go from that to that? Funny how one post can say something like that then months later she’s hot. Hilarious
juliabella | December 18, 2007 at 4:05 pm
16- i congratulate you for your knowledge of french and english! BRAVO!!!! you found the right place to show off! Might be getting your price by mail in a week or so!!!
Considering you’re the only who reacted my post, I’m guessing (just a wild one here) that you obviously are the type of person reading this type of info about celebs and hoping for them to look ugly so they make you look better!!! Now that’s sad!
Bigheadmike | December 18, 2007 at 4:07 pm
wow wow wow. Not bad at all.
You're Kidding, Right? | December 18, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Take a closer look . . . .
Her mouth is askew and she’s got fishlips.
Her breast implants are not even. Her left boob is very round, while her right boob has a smoother edge.
The tattoo on her right shoulder is gross.
And if she weren’t wearing stockings, her legs would look wrinkled and veiny.
YUCK!
Big | December 18, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Nice big suckable tits
Mr Semprini | December 18, 2007 at 4:11 pm
The real magician here is Melanie’s makeup artist. And by makeup artist, I mean Genius that could make Amy Winehouse looked strangely appealing. It’s possible…
Shallow Val | December 18, 2007 at 4:12 pm
22 – “price by mail…” do you mean PRIZE?
You’re exactly right. That is why I answered your post. I wish I was as smart and on-point as you. (blinks eyelashes at 22 and waves)
Shallow Val | December 18, 2007 at 4:16 pm
I love messing with the new kids.
BTW did you see what that bad little boy Anexio wrote about her boobies? Shame shame…
juliabella | December 18, 2007 at 4:16 pm
27-you gotta be better than that! I mean, aren’t americans suppose to know it all??? Go for it swallow val!!! go for it! maybe at the age of 50 you’ll notice how good you succeed in life!!
Bigheadmike | December 18, 2007 at 4:17 pm
I just looked at the post from May of 2007 and she really must have had some work done. Granted its for the better and thank you for that.
Ashley | December 18, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Mmm guess its true what Ben Franklin said……All cats are grey in the dark.
She must have a fantabulous puss to keep Antonio so smitten all these years.
He looks very much like the cat with cheshire grin who just swallowed the cream.
Ashley | December 18, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Mmm guess its true what Ben Franklin said……All cats are grey in the dark.
She must have a fantabulous puss to keep Antonio so smitten all these years.
He looks very much like the cat with cheshire grin who just swallowed the cream.
Shallow Val | December 18, 2007 at 4:26 pm
How did you know I swallowed? I’m impressed….awww, awe you hurting my feelings? You gonna make me cwy…(waahhhhhhhhh).
Please, Americans are assholes, yes and I’m one too, as well as you, cara.
LayDeeBug | December 18, 2007 at 4:28 pm
to juliabello.
You are in the SUPERFICIAL. Grow a pair or get the fuck out of the room. We’re not having tea and almond cookies here, puttana.
Not Envious at All | December 18, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Photogenic, rich, happily married for years, immensely likable in person, no reports of sexual misconduct or substance abuse. SO WHY ARE THEY PICTURED HERE? NEVER post shit like this again. This site is not designed to affirm good-looking nice people accidentally living in LaLaland.
Haven’t Paris or Britney acted out yet today?
LayDeeBug | December 18, 2007 at 4:41 pm
35 – Niiiice!
JeBandePourBanderas | December 18, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Oh come on, you know Antonio has had sex with at least a thousand other chicks during this marriage. He stays with Melanie because she mothers him, obviously.
He’s like a little puppy dog who humps and then comes back to mommy… And even mommy wants a piece.
Texas Tranny | December 18, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Bitch had better leave Val alone or I’m going to bitch-slap her and scratch her fucking eyes out.
Jimbo | December 18, 2007 at 4:49 pm
@35, They only reason this picture is posted, is becasue it is a great rack shot! That is it. The fish has a thing for nice tits..
Satanas | December 18, 2007 at 4:50 pm
37 – you said it in one. Absolutely right. Typical Latin male. Typical hot Latin male. Typical hot Spanish hunky swarthy yummy tall……..
But you’re still right. They probably have a deal; she’s his beard, or he goes both ways, or she does, or whatever.
juliabella | December 18, 2007 at 5:04 pm
38-bring it on man!!! swallow is an idiot, cowered bitch.
p0nk | December 18, 2007 at 5:11 pm
ah wonderful, lesbianesque is back with us. we’ve missed you so, julia.
juliabella | December 18, 2007 at 5:13 pm
I missed you too punkie!!! seriously!
Spongebob Gangsta | December 18, 2007 at 6:08 pm
This has been Cabana Chat. And THIS AH AH AAAAAAAAH Is Dixie Wetsworth.
BunnyButt | December 18, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Okay, now that I’ve had time to look at the links to Melanie’s saggy, veiny leg pics and blotchy, wrinkly face-without-cosmetics photos, I can’t help but think those must be photoshopped. Unless she’s had an extremely hard life and/or was obese and lost a ton of weight, there’s no way a 50 year old’s legs and face can look THAT bad. Not that I’m a Melanie expert, but I don’t recall any stories about homelessness, malnutrition, long-term drug or alcohol abuse, etc. (as I recall, she partied a bit, but settled down many years ago), and she has always been slim. Hell, my grandmother is 83, was quite plump for decades, is now skinny, and even HER legs don’t look that bad (Though, admittedly, I’ve been traumatized for life by having to see too much of her when helping her dress – damn, I don’t want to get old!). Melanie’s definitely had some work done, but I suspect the truth is half way between the wrinkly, saggy, veiny, blotchy pics and the one above.
Jen | December 18, 2007 at 7:52 pm
Antonio’s SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT.
Shannon | December 18, 2007 at 8:03 pm
And she should. She’s only had a million, bajillion, kajillon dollars worth of surgery.
Santa Monica Blonde | December 18, 2007 at 8:10 pm
I never noticed that he is half her age. She really looks like a hag that is hanging around with her Son.
Her Wilma Flintstone outfit has to go, too.
L.Linus | December 18, 2007 at 9:02 pm
#48, That’s it Wilma Flintstone is just what I was thinking. She’s had alot of work done and it’s not that good. I remember her before all the work and she really wasn’t that bad. Just grow old gracefully and you’ll be surprise how well you’ll look!!
CJ | December 18, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Airbrushing is an art…takes 15 years off just like that! Antonio even looks 15 years younger!!