49-year-old Melanie Griffith was spotted shopping in Malibu looking like she just turned 112. I’m not normally a fan of surgery, but if your knees look like this then get it. And get a lot of it. Hell, amputate if you need to. You’ve got a serious problem if people look at you and can’t even tell if you’re human anymore.
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p0nk | May 10, 2007 at 10:42 am
i wonder if Don Johnson still wants that.
schack | May 10, 2007 at 10:43 am
JFC
Jimbo ? | May 10, 2007 at 10:44 am
That can not be her
campzine.com | May 10, 2007 at 10:44 am
More like Andy Griffith.
Jimbo ? | May 10, 2007 at 10:44 am
Hey Schack how are you doing?
N!k! | May 10, 2007 at 10:44 am
That’s sooooooooooooooooooooooooo sad!
Poor thing! I know there’s not use in saying this but you all should be nice, these pictures say a billion words themselves. The meaner you are the sadder your lives will be!
gg | February 16, 2011 at 11:48 am
No, N!K!… that doesn’t happen.
Fifth Stooge | May 10, 2007 at 10:47 am
Try and jerk me around Grandma.
YouRang | May 10, 2007 at 10:47 am
I can’t believe I’m about to write this, but I don’t have the heart to trash her. It’s like pushing Grandma down a flight of stairs. Sure it starts out funny as hell, but when Grandma doesn’t say “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up,” the guilt sets in.
globetrotter | May 10, 2007 at 10:47 am
ummmmmmmm
someone jumped the shark.
schack | May 10, 2007 at 10:48 am
i’m not bad. and you?
Jimbo ? | May 10, 2007 at 10:49 am
I am doing good. I have seen you around much
BarbadoSlim | May 10, 2007 at 10:49 am
Imagine what that pink taco looks like in between those saggy folds of pasty beef jerky.
Oh yeah, pure sex.
schack | May 10, 2007 at 10:49 am
i can’t believe she’s 49
schack | May 10, 2007 at 10:50 am
are you stalking me again, jim?
schack | May 10, 2007 at 10:51 am
i always picture you wearing hawiian shirts, Barbado. do you? are you?
Jimbo ? | May 10, 2007 at 10:51 am
So who wants to tap that!!! Victory? Who is the one that likes drinking douche water? Would you drink hers?
kamihi | May 10, 2007 at 10:51 am
Good God thats more 69 than 49, I know 49′s that look half as old as she looks.
A life of sunworship and smoking and whatever other abuses certainly has not served her, ugly leather bag.
Jimbo ? | May 10, 2007 at 10:51 am
No Schack, I gave that up a long time ago
schack | May 10, 2007 at 10:51 am
um, 16. that kind of GWS. you know?
Shovelhead | May 10, 2007 at 10:52 am
What the hell happened to her ?
schack | May 10, 2007 at 10:52 am
well, you just said that you HAVE seen me around a lot lately. i can’t see how that would be the case, unless you’re stalking me.
Jimbo ? | May 10, 2007 at 10:54 am
Well I meant to say I have not seen you around here much
schack | May 10, 2007 at 10:55 am
and why are you advertising the time until you’ll finally get laid (∞) right next to your name?
The Squizz | May 10, 2007 at 10:56 am
@12 – that taco ain’t pink anymore. It’s more like brownish-grey.
And I hear that she smells like piss.
schack | May 10, 2007 at 10:56 am
nice try, schack, but that’s some awkward wording right there. clearly not MY handiwork.
Victor | May 10, 2007 at 10:57 am
Son of a fuck, what the fuck happened to her? Now that is one lady, I can honestly say I won’t do.
Dureagonfly | May 10, 2007 at 10:57 am
OMG…She ridden hard and put away wet….YUCK!
**Need more surgery***
Jimbo ? | May 10, 2007 at 10:57 am
You so funny!!! I bet I get it more than you do. When was the last time you got any?
wedge1 | May 10, 2007 at 10:58 am
Yikes. It looks like her asshole migrated to her kneecap. She could take a shit just by genuflecting into the toilet.
schack | May 10, 2007 at 11:00 am
that wasn’t me, jim. and for the record, it was at about 5 AM this morning (central time). i can still smell the sperm.
Poroleishon | May 10, 2007 at 11:04 am
She´s getting old, it´s not like we´re never gonna…
She´s STILL married to Antonio Banderas so she´s got my respect! Let her be.
DancingQueen | May 10, 2007 at 11:04 am
The face looks horrible and is a great advertisement for staying out of the sun that’s for sure. But the knee??? I don’t believe that’s hers.
whoneedsenemies | May 10, 2007 at 11:08 am
The face, yeah so what, she’s old, boo hoo. I’d have to see more pics to believe that knee is hers *cough*.
tinyTy | May 10, 2007 at 11:08 am
Here’s a full shot. That knee cannot just be from aging. It looks like pit bull mauled her.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=453826&in_page_id=1773
rtnmac | May 10, 2007 at 11:09 am
|I always KNEW Antonio was a vampire… this proves he’s been sucking her blood. She’s age-ing while he stays relatively young..
At least we can rent ‘Something Wild’ and see her breasts when they still looked human.
yuckyfresh | May 10, 2007 at 11:11 am
isn’t she married to antonio banderas??? seriously? you should all really be pitying him, not her.
PunjabPete | May 10, 2007 at 11:11 am
Thus proving that Antonio Banderass is either…
A) gay and not hitting that at all… WOOG!
B) straight and not hitting that all… WOOG WOOG!
It is bad enought the woman has no talent whatsoever. Now she starts falling apart like a Ford Festiva 27 miles past the 10,000 mile warranty.
Time for Antonio to trade up and come out da closet…
Poroleishon | May 10, 2007 at 11:12 am
Oh and look. That IS her knee actually.
http://perezhilton.com/topics/melanie_griffith/an_open_letter_from_melanie_griffith_20070510.php
costamar | May 10, 2007 at 11:15 am
Jesus Frickin Christ! Are you sure that’s not a special effect from the latest Wes Craven movie?
PunjabPete | May 10, 2007 at 11:18 am
Smoking like a chimney does wonderful things for the skin doesn’t it….
She has already ahd a facelift too… Looking good Mel? When the cryptkeeper retires, you are a shoe in…
p0nk | May 10, 2007 at 11:18 am
ABLTC? wouldn’t surprise me one bit.
PunjabPete | May 10, 2007 at 11:19 am
Anyone else getting the “real Age” test to the right of that picture on the top… Oh, the irony…..
BarbadoSlim | May 10, 2007 at 11:20 am
@37…a Ford Festiva reference! you sir, are awesome.
I never got the whole 80′s infatuation with this broad, her acting is shit. However, Something Wild was really good, she looked hot.
PunjabPete | May 10, 2007 at 11:23 am
ABLTC for sure… He wanted to reprise the Tan-Too-Much Hamilton version of Zorro but they made him do the original… And if he dod not LTC I bet marriage to that beast would undo the sexuality of any man…
Jimbo ∞ | May 10, 2007 at 11:23 am
Schack, banging the paperboy again? You dirty dog! Why do you think he has smelly semen? I read something once about foods maybe changing the taste of semen, but I don’t know about the smell.
JMP13 | May 10, 2007 at 11:23 am
i think antonio bandaras is stealing her youth so he may stay young forever. she’ll be a pile of dust by next week
PunjabPete | May 10, 2007 at 11:26 am
Praise from Caesar, Barbado…
Something Wild was enjoyable because she was throwing down the tits and Daniels was pretty funny… Now Body Double… There is a movie for you. Some dude who looks like Bill Mar but isn’t and Mels tits in every seen… True 80′s semi-porn fluff…
MrSemprini | May 10, 2007 at 11:27 am
Wow, that is really scary. Reminds me of my grandma when she would suddenly appear by my bed at night and how the moonlight would glint off of her vitiligo spots. On the plus side, she was warm, mostly. Down side can proabably be described by my therapist. Hypnotherapy is going well.
wedge1 | May 10, 2007 at 11:29 am
She’s aged horribly under the weight of carrying his terrible secret: while on the set of Interview With the Vampire, he was the “bukkake boy” for Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, and Christian Slater.
TheDarkLady | May 10, 2007 at 11:30 am
Parents, here is the perfect way to keep your kids from sunbathing, smoking, and doing drugs-just show them these pictures.
Me, I’m gonna go smoke a joint in hope of killing off the brain cells that the memory of these pictures are stored in.