“Mom, can you light my crack pipe? My matches got wet…”
Have you seen this whiny, titless circus freak up close lately? (yeah I stole that, but who cares??) She has had so much plastic surgery her navel is on her chin…
@20: Hey now you/I can take credit for #18, toiletduck thought it was funny, so you/I don’t have to come up with this fake “oh that’s not me/you, when you/I say something stupid”, which is 99% of the time.
LOL thats awesome
The better question is when WASN’T I smoking with my parents as a pre-teen?
Who is the kid’s faher? Didn’t she have like 3 children with 3 different fathers? I bet daddy wouldn’t approve if it weren’t for child custody.
I see a reality series in this girl’s future: Hollywood Teens and the Moms That Whore Them.
#9 That’s about the age my Dad started with me, but I’m not too sure if holding my nose and forcing a shotgun on me counts
#10 My thoughts exactly
#15 – 9 1/2 inches of zipper? Check!
Just you wait…..Dina Lohan’s going to try and outdo Melanie by doing ten rails of Columbian blow with Lindz!!!! And then fucking a donkey in Tijuana!!!
Boner. I have a boner.
Prior to the cigarette, Mom and daughter shared their first Latino poolboy. It was a moving experience, a milestone for both Melanie and her child. When she turns 18, Mel’s going to gift her with her first plastic surgery. The rich are not like us… they have class.
30–You just described Lindsay’s 10th Birthday party, only Dina it was the pony for the pony rides, not a donkey.
woopsie–random Dina in there.
Melanie doesn’t have children, she has LITTERS – she has whelped several from most of Hollywood’s leading men, and God-only-knows-who-else – that concentration camp victim on the photos looks suspiciously like one of the Olsen twins, and it wouldn’t surprise me if Mel’s DNA was washing around in there too…
i can see britney spears doing something like this. and then to cover it up she’ll say “YEAH BUT MELANIE GRIFFITH DID IT”
This is not that big of a deal to me. The girl is going to smoke whether her mom lights her cigarettes or not, you know? Melanie probably just knows that and accepts it. It doesn’t mean she likes it. I’m sure if she had her choice, she’d not allow it.
Also–these two do not look like happy campers in the pics. Looks like they just got some bad news. “Fuck it honey, let’s spark it up.”
Melanie looks great…how she manages to keep so skinny at that age. I’m so jealous, and I’m only 31 years old.
What does the tattoo say on Ms Griffiths arm?
Mel & Don 4ever >>> Line through Dons name, replaced with Antonio
@24 “jrzmommy” – I didn’t think #18 was you after that stern tongue lashing (I enjoyed IT by the way) you gave my yesterday.
38–neither 18 nor 24 are me. Besides I don’t think I was too harsh with you at all. don’t sweat it.
awww. group hug coming up…scuse me while I bring up my Big Mac…
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