Better cigarettes than plastic surgery
They’re both studying for upcoming roles of homeless hookers. Isn’t it obvious?
They look like the Olsen twins.
Better to give her cigarettes than plastic surgery. How much work do you think Melanie’s had? Be dead or look like death…you decide
“I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!”
Remember when it was cool to smoke with your mom? No? Me neither…
So a lot of people say that they smoke because it helps them relax, right? What in the bloody hell does a 17 year old millionairre have to stress about so badly that she would feel the need to inhale carcinogens into her lungs to “help” her feel calm? Idiots, both of ‘em.
when did melanie griffith get so trashy?
I heard Melanie also inserts her daughter’s diaphram for her.
I can’t wait to spark up a joint with my daughter. Do you think 5 is too young?
@ 8- august 9, 1957. according to imdb.com
So, what’s with the new background image of “Bree” (Marcia Cross) on the main page?
She’s got a gun! :)
money still cant buy class.
Does Antonio smoke? Not that I care but it would seem really odd to me for some reason.
Sad. And gross. And not even a little bit surprising.
The only way that I could tell it was Melanie is that she’s wearing the Mom jeans.
I believe it was Melanie Griffith who once said that if her daughter wanted to smoke pot when she was 16 she would give her the joint and smoke it with her…
A year late and *not* a joint… so maybe she’s changed her mind slightly ??
I don’t think it’s all that shocking considering the fact that mothers like Jean Spears, Dina Lohan, and Tina Simpson all think it’s acceptable to “pimp” their underage daughters out for the world to see!! May I remind everyone that when Britney was “hot” (at 17) her mother signed the dotted line for her to pose half-naked with a teletubby on the cover of Rolling Stone??? Not to mention the pictures inside which totally catered to every pedophiles dream- her riding bikes with her ass hanging out and in her room with a bunch of dolls??
Melanie doesn’t seem as bad to me as those mothers. Rock on Mel! :)
Hey listen guys, she probably doesn’t inhale…bahahaha
As a mommmy, I couldn’t condone such behaviour. Very irresponsible! My kids just smoke meat pipes.
Well, obviously Griffith Jr. needs to smoke. Can’t you see how FAT she is?!
This is totally normal parenting in Hollywood. The mother looks like a washed-up stripper/street walker and is desperately trying to not look like a mom, while the daughter feels helpless by the mother’s hyper-sexuality and turns into a mousey emaciated ghost of a person and resorts to self-destructive behavior in order to have a mutual interest with the mother who barely knows she’s alive. That’s great.
Faux Jrzmommy in spot #18. Don’t you have a chemo appointment or something to do?
“Mom, can you light my crack pipe? My matches got wet…”
Have you seen this whiny, titless circus freak up close lately? (yeah I stole that, but who cares??) She has had so much plastic surgery her navel is on her chin…
@20: Hey now you/I can take credit for #18, toiletduck thought it was funny, so you/I don’t have to come up with this fake “oh that’s not me/you, when you/I say something stupid”, which is 99% of the time.
LOL thats awesome
The better question is when WASN’T I smoking with my parents as a pre-teen?
Who is the kid’s faher? Didn’t she have like 3 children with 3 different fathers? I bet daddy wouldn’t approve if it weren’t for child custody.
I see a reality series in this girl’s future: Hollywood Teens and the Moms That Whore Them.
#9 That’s about the age my Dad started with me, but I’m not too sure if holding my nose and forcing a shotgun on me counts
#10 My thoughts exactly
#15 – 9 1/2 inches of zipper? Check!
Just you wait…..Dina Lohan’s going to try and outdo Melanie by doing ten rails of Columbian blow with Lindz!!!! And then fucking a donkey in Tijuana!!!
Boner. I have a boner.
Prior to the cigarette, Mom and daughter shared their first Latino poolboy. It was a moving experience, a milestone for both Melanie and her child. When she turns 18, Mel’s going to gift her with her first plastic surgery. The rich are not like us… they have class.
30–You just described Lindsay’s 10th Birthday party, only Dina it was the pony for the pony rides, not a donkey.
woopsie–random Dina in there.
Melanie doesn’t have children, she has LITTERS – she has whelped several from most of Hollywood’s leading men, and God-only-knows-who-else – that concentration camp victim on the photos looks suspiciously like one of the Olsen twins, and it wouldn’t surprise me if Mel’s DNA was washing around in there too…
i can see britney spears doing something like this. and then to cover it up she’ll say “YEAH BUT MELANIE GRIFFITH DID IT”
This is not that big of a deal to me. The girl is going to smoke whether her mom lights her cigarettes or not, you know? Melanie probably just knows that and accepts it. It doesn’t mean she likes it. I’m sure if she had her choice, she’d not allow it.
Also–these two do not look like happy campers in the pics. Looks like they just got some bad news. “Fuck it honey, let’s spark it up.”
Melanie looks great…how she manages to keep so skinny at that age. I’m so jealous, and I’m only 31 years old.
What does the tattoo say on Ms Griffiths arm?
Mel & Don 4ever >>> Line through Dons name, replaced with Antonio
@24 “jrzmommy” – I didn’t think #18 was you after that stern tongue lashing (I enjoyed IT by the way) you gave my yesterday.
38–neither 18 nor 24 are me. Besides I don’t think I was too harsh with you at all. don’t sweat it.
awww. group hug coming up…scuse me while I bring up my Big Mac…
she is worried antonio will leave her for her daughter… die daughter die.
The only reason people smoke is that they believe it will help them be slim and help them look cool.
Melanie doesn’t want a fat dull kid. It’s not good for her own image.
Cigarette ages are state laws, not federal. Eighteen may be the national average for purchasing and it may even dominate, but it’s not the law of the Unired States.
In Colorado, it is against the law for a minor to purchase tobacco, but not for them to possess or consume it. California law restricts purchasing and possession, but it is not illegal for a minor to use it.
That’s just WRONG! I mean this one time when I was like 14 mom took me to a strip club and got me a lap dance, but that was entirely different since mom worked there! Sheesh.
Whoever asked- Clearly Antonio smokes he’s European…they all smoke.
Smoking is cool…do it with your mom.
but Mel at least has nice legs still
the whole jizz-mommy, psycho “I’m not you”, “knock it off, that’s not me” thing is freaking hilarious.
now if we could just get everyone to
#32 – Kinda like Denise Richards and her mom in “Wild Things”?
#46 – I think that he/she only said one funny thing ever – but if you resurrect Herbie with that post, I’m going to kick your ass.
Nothing as sexy as a woman who chain smokes and has tattoos. Old nasty whore and young nasty whore.
Yeah, it seems like her and Don Johnson are having a contest to see who can be the worst role model for kids.
“Light up, honey! It’ll keep you thin! And smelly, which doesn’t show up in photos.”
ya wanna laugh goto melaniegriffith.com – that lady’s a whack-job and I don’t mean in the good way, like beating off.
@44 – Is that when you became the “DancingQueen”? – and what’s up with that “walking penal code violation” posting above you?
Are they European?
That website is downright frightening – Antonio must be drunk constantly or suffer from some sort of eye disease, because I cnanot imagine waking up next to that – she should have a goatee by now for all the skin that’s been pulled back and stretched – with all the pups she’s squeezed out for various men over the years, I am sure she’s had her cooch cinched up too…if not, I would imagine it would be like fucking a pail of warm water…
@50 I also went to her website and found Melanies messages. As soon as I opened it, I could here her in my mind saying, “I have a mind for business and a bod for sin” in that throaty asthmatic voice of hers.
And then I scratched my brain right out of my fuckin head!!
This chick was banging Don Johnson when she was around 14, I don’t really think her instincts on proper behavior for kids are the norm.
what truly saddens me about this story is that melanie grifith’s daughter is not hot…
This woman has had her legs in the air so many times the bottoms of her feet are sunburned…
Nice to see she’s teaching her daughter some of her “tricks”, like smoking in filthy back alleys trolling for drug deals…
I’m thinking that on this particular street corner they’re standing on, Melanie is, unfortunately, the higher paid hooker.
Well, one of her shitty movies was titled “Working Girl.” Need we say more??
And her kid must be on the Auschwitz Diet. Maybe they consider a cigarette to be “lunch”…
Her daughter needs to put on some weight.
“Melanie probably just knows that and accepts it. It doesn’t mean she likes it. I’m sure if she had her choice, she’d not allow it.”
That’s like me saying to my daughter, “Sweetie, I don’t want you having sex at such a young age, but here are some porno videos since I know you’ll probably do it anyway. Might as well spice it up.
This is gross. Get a clue, Mel.
“what truly saddens me about this story is that melanie grifith’s daughter is not hot”
I don’t know, after looking at all the pictures, I think she’s kind of cute in a Don Johnson gene pool, submissive lesian biker, anorexic, terminal lung cancer, close to death kind of way.
And nice prison tattoo on Melanies arm. She’s actually managed to starve off what used to be a pretty impressive Rack job.
“Here are scenes from Melanie Griffith’s latest film, titled ‘Whore’, the poignant story of ‘Pepper Flappysnatch’ a former actress-turned-prostitute-after-her-hot-Spanish-hubby-dumps-her-for-someone-hotter. She dedicates her life to helping Beverly Hills street kids who have maxed out their credit cards and don’t know else to turn to for help.”
I’m surprised they got caught smoking. They usually would use that trick where they can disappear completely by turning sideways. But I guess it would look weird to see two cigarettes just floating in mid-air.
All you need to do is search for Melanie Griffith porn and find the picture of her getting cummed on her head. It explains this behavior and you can pretty much see her whole life flash before your eyes.
The reason the “daughter” is so small and thin is they made her out of all the parts of Mel that have been refurbished and replaced in the last 10 years… Have you seen Mels lips lately? Looks like a baboon’s ass…
If I was driving by, I would have thought they were junkie crack whores.
i would ask for both of them for $30…
61 – Come on… It’s AIDS Chic…
What a great look….
WHat a lousy mother, Melanie you should be ashamed of yourself allowing that child to become so overweight…she needs to lose AT LEAST fifteen pounds if she even has a hope in hell of being considered for any roles in Hollywood nowadays…
Jesus Christ woman, what the fuck is wrong with you??
Melanie Griffith moved in with Don Johnson ( pictured daughter Dakota’s father ), when she was 14 and he was 22, married him at 18, and divorced a year later.
So, in addition to being a drug-addled, talentless, bankrupt douche, Don Johnson is also a pedophile.
Well, judging from her horrible films, most of her best performances have been displayed while she is on her back or her knees, no doubt in front of coked-up producers, whom, while sober would not give this nepotite a job as messenger girl on the set were it not for her mother…
@72 the “pedo-smile” too funny.
Spindoc, I was thinking the exact same thing. Wasn’t he 10 years older than her too? Her mom was lenient, so she is too.
#37. “This is not that big of a deal to me. The girl is going to smoke whether her mom lights her cigarettes or not, you know? Melanie probably just knows that and accepts it. It doesn’t mean she likes it. I’m sure if she had her choice, she’d not allow it.” –You are an idiot. just because ‘she’s gonna do it anyway’ does not mean her mother should condone it. It’s like all these parents who think that they’re taking temptation away by letting their kids experiment. But all that they’re doing is showing their kids that it’s totally okay to do drugs and drink. Sure some kids will take their ‘experimenting’ underground, but even if kids’ parents let them experiment at home, they’ll still go out and drink and do drugs with their friends. Maybe the parents should actually discipline their children instead of trying to be cool, or trying to be their kids’ friends.
You have to be 18 to smoke at the other side of the big pond? How patronising is that ? I thought that paternalistic and patronising governments was our problem…
77, gotta love how your focus moves from cigarettes to ZOMG, the dangers of drink and drugs!11!
I can’t see myself lighting a cigarette for my kid even if I smoked myself, but the girl is 17, what exactly is Griffiths supposed to do to prevent her smoking?
Body slam her into the pavement and have a CCTV watching her every move to make sure she doesn’t smoke? (Not to mention, most people in Hollywood smoke to keep their weight down. Otherwise there’d be moral majority people like you saying ‘How DARE her parents allow her to become overweight and risk her health, the first step to hooking your body on the street for crack?!11′
#79. I’m just saying that parents should be more responsible. And I’m not saying that people should beat their children, I just think that parents should have consequinces for their childrens’ actions. And she doesn’t like her daughter smoking she shouldn’t be lighting her cigarettes, but obviously she could care less. And you know what else keeps someones weight down? Fucking exersize!!
Folks have it all wrong. The girl is not smoking cuz she wants to but she has a quota. Since mom can’t give up cigs, she has to smoke with someone. She told her daughter if she meets her quota, she’ll get breast implants.
So that’s what the smoking is about. Getting gigantor breast implants that will tip her over when she drinks too much.
Now what’s this about exercise? Isn’t that something European women do?
@77, 78, 79
THIS IS NOT A DIVORCED WOMEN’S GROUP!!!!
Take your political agenda’s and shove them, or bend over and allow me to do it for you!!
Yeah, and you can forget the exercise thing – Melanie’s idea of exercise is power shopping on Rodeo Drive, following by some cocktails and a few screaming orgasms with the pool boy later on the afternoon – hubby is probably on some movie set in Europe, bangin’ a starlet anyway…what a fucked up arrangement…and like I said before, the cigarette is probably “lunch”…
Here’s a fun little video from a movie Melanie did for Brian de Palma – she actually looks good here before all the plastic surgery – she gets porked in a restroom by a geek, and there is a hokey orgasm at the end, but good nevertheless…
Only Melanie can prevent sidewalk fires.
85 – ROFLMAO
Mel in assless chaps banging what looks suspiciously like Bill Maher.. WTF?
Hollywood is strange…
so, I went to high school with this girl, and I have to say she’s one of the dumbest people I’ve ever met, and also turned half the girls in her grade into cokeheads. Melanie Griffith looks like a bag lady every time she picks her up from school, except bag ladies don’t usually have collegen inflated lips overtaking their face. … usually.
in pennsylvania…its 18 to purchase and 16 to smoke…
Man if one decent stylist gets hold of that girl mom is history. And she knows it.
#37…..bull crap. Do you help your 16 year old pick out her tattoos as well????
What in the HELL does Antonio see in this sorry excuse of a trollope?
they can both smoke my dick for real though
Dont be stupid. Many many many teenagers smoke. HArdly a reason to accuse her of anything.
This scene is obviously Step 2 in the mother-daughter “How to Snort Coke” lesson. Step 1; use the extra long acrylic pinkie nail to snort coke into both nostrils (see photo 4). Step 2; light up a cigarette to mellow out the buzz and make it last longer.
Its not often we get to see this usually covert behavior publically in broad daylight. Generally its something that is only heard from the outside of a bathroom stall (with several pairs of feet visible only) in the ladies’ room of an L.A. nightclub. This really is a rare and unusual sighting. And caught on film too!
If it looks like trash and smells like trash. It is probably TRASH.
HEY! What does Antonio have to say about this??
Melanie is just continuing the good examples and traditions that her mother Tippi Hedren instilled in her. Tippi allowed Melanie to move in with Don Johnson at the age of 14, so what’s the big deal with letting your daughter light-up at 17?
I thought that was Mary-kate Olsen…
Seems to me that what Melanie and her daughter choose to do is their business. At least they are still talking to each other and actually spending time together. Can’t even say that about a lot of parents and their kids that aren’t famous.
they look like trash, hahahahahahahaha
Its good to know this.I appreciate it lol.
Better cigarettes, than all the pills in mama bathroom
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