Melanie Brown Miami bikini pictures

August 6th, 2007 // 205 Comments
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Comments (205)

  1. Bite Me! | August 6, 2007 at 12:38 pm

    First!!!!

    I would do her

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  2. Shut Up! | August 6, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    Damn it, I want to be FIRST sometime! Jeez!

    Actually she looks great for somebody who a) just had a kid; and b) is a monkey.

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  3. Blimey!!!!!!!!! | August 6, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    She’s bloody fugly!

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  4. hendero | August 6, 2007 at 12:42 pm

    I make that (at least) three boob jobs for various Spice Girls. Girl Power my a$$

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  5. ???????krazihottkelli??????? | August 6, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    ?zhe needz to cloze her mouth..zhe lookz ztupid?

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  6. Texas Tranny | August 6, 2007 at 12:45 pm

    Look at pic # 9.
    Looks she is peeing in the pool. Of course she could pee on me.

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  7. speedphreak | August 6, 2007 at 12:45 pm

    I’d hit. I probably wouldn’t tell anyone about it, but I’d hit, nonetheless. Dems some big titties. Ohh, and Eddie… Remember… In the butt = no babies

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  8. ??krazihottkelli?? | August 6, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    ??guezzing the big bald guy haz a big 12 inch??

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  9. Deedee | August 6, 2007 at 12:48 pm

    I think she looks freakin awsome.Shes just had her second baby and still has an amazing body.

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  10. woodhorse | August 6, 2007 at 12:49 pm

    she’s OK. better than Tara Reid’s ass.

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  11. wedgeone | August 6, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    #11 – agree with that.
    Gotta find out from that guy how it feels to follow Eddie Murphy into that port.
    So did she change bathings suits in the middle of the day, or did these get taken over two days?
    And where’s the kid at? K-Earl babysitting for ya? That’s scary, Scary.

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  12. blablabla | August 6, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    What?? She looks nice.

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  13. ipromisetoplaynicely | August 6, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    Did Eddie Murphey have a drug and drink problem because that is the only fucking excuse on earth for sleeping with that thing in the pictures wearing the bikini

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  14. Martina | August 6, 2007 at 12:55 pm

    Is she drinking champain?
    I don´t know much about pregnancy, but isn´t she supposed to be breast feeding her baby? Does she want to have a drunk baby?

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  15. Bite Me! | August 6, 2007 at 12:59 pm

    @8 Kelli How do you know the guy as a big 12 Inch?

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  16. missj | August 6, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    she actually looks good as hell. especially for having a baby

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  17. wanks | August 6, 2007 at 1:06 pm

    she is the black version of this woman

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000515/

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  18. yhalothar | August 6, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    “zhe lookz ztupid?”

    Oh the irony.

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  19. Um | August 6, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    She just had a baby a couple months ago, give her a break.

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  20. Um | August 6, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    She just had a baby a couple months ago, give her a break.

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  21. Superfish | August 6, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    my my my, if this isn’t better than Hugh Hefner’s gurl Holly’s boobs then i dont know what is…i mean four months ago, she looked like something born of mischa barton’s bf and rey mysterio…now she’s hot? ???

    oh scary, how u confuse me with your sexiness

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  22. pointandlaugh | August 6, 2007 at 1:13 pm

    take a look at the 4th from the last pic. You would never know she had a baby 4 months ago. Her stomache is perfectly flat. Her boobs look incredible. I’d hit that in a heartbeat, and come back for seconds, thirds, etc. She looks HOT.

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  23. TotallyDoingScary | August 6, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    Man oh man oh man, i mean GODDAMN! i dont care how long ago it was she had a kid. if you can come out looking like that, then that just goes to show that whatever it is these other ppl say about having kids making you look like something of a deformed whale with disgusting stretch marks and a huge but largely lumpy ass is…well, it didnt happen to her thank god!

    Fuck Eddie! He dumped Scary for a divorced “career woman?” I guess he’s still lookin pa nub in aww da wrong pwaces.

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  24. bogdana | August 6, 2007 at 1:15 pm

    well, she looks OK to me… as a side note, i did not know corona extra came in cans. huh.

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  25. yolatengo | August 6, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    how the hell can she have those abs already??!! damn. she really got back into shape fast.

    fucking britney is still losing her ‘baby’ fat.

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  26. Bogdana | August 6, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    does his “REMAG” tattoo mean he is a gamer?

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  27. Robin Claire | August 6, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    holy huge boobs, batman!

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  28. CD | August 6, 2007 at 1:21 pm

    I think she looks AMAZING for just having a kid. I want to know what kind of crunches she’s been doing!!!

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  29. jrzmommy | August 6, 2007 at 1:22 pm

    Well, she seems to be over Eddie…….and she doesn’t look like Big Foot in these pictures like the one where she’s wearing those orangey sweat pants. Looks JUST like Big Foot in that picture.

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  30. Bag-o-fun | August 6, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    Usually, Im all gung ho about making fun of fat ass stars – but seriously, she doesn’t look bad at all. I expected the pictures to be SO MUCH worse – I think she might even look better than Britney at this point. More scary spice, less britney I say!

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  31. Meisterburger | August 6, 2007 at 1:24 pm

    Mmmm. Sweet chocolate…

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  32. ssdd | August 6, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    I just fucking ate breakfast………………………..thanks alot Fish.

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  33. lambman | August 6, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    4 month old baby and she looks like that?!?!? HOT MAMA

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  34. lambman | August 6, 2007 at 1:36 pm

    ps – pic 10 makes that dude look like a mutated midget, needed to be said

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  35. my comment | August 6, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    big fat ass, fat rolls, bikini , dangling cigarette all balanced on a pair of white pumps.

    ya, that works..

    /NOT

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  36. Washington | August 6, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    What. She’s a hot milfy.

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  37. TheRage | August 6, 2007 at 1:40 pm

    i don’t know if she’s drinking alcohol or not, but a lot of breastfeeding women have drinks now and then. it’s the pump and dump method. totally not harmful!

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  38. jrzmommy | August 6, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    I think they need to rename her to Chocolate Thunder Spice.

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  39. Guy | August 6, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    I never knew the superficial is racist, ‘wrestling a bear’ that wouldn’t have anything to do with her skin color now would it?

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  40. Tim | August 6, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    I think she looks great, what kind of bear are you sleeping with?? Considering she just popped out a kid?? Yeah, she looks amazing.

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  41. yo momma | August 6, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    beer? champagne? cigarettes? my guess is she’s not breastfeeding. that’s too bad.

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  42. jrzmommy | August 6, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    39–That’s not racist…there ARE white bears, you know…..Racist would be if it said “wrestling an ape” or “wrestling an NBA player” or something.

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  43. my comment | August 6, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    # 39
    panda bear!

    get a life!

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  44. Guy | August 6, 2007 at 1:49 pm

    42 – Yeah but when someone says a bear, the first thing you tend to thing of is a huge brown one.

    But any way, why a bear? It int something you really use to describe someone, unless you mean fat hairy guys.

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  45. Guy | August 6, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    43 -

    NO U, what a retarded comment, when you intend to say someone has panda eyes, you say ‘panda eyes’ not that they look like a bear.

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  46. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands | August 6, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    44–Well, DUH, she IS huge and she IS brown….what the fuck else should The Superfish guy have said…..like wrestling a life-sized piece of shit? Like wrestling a giant shoe? God, get over it.

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  47. jrzmommy | August 6, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    46–Like wrestling a 5-and-a-half-foot Idaho Potato.

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  48. xkcd | August 6, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    @43

    What the fuck are you talking about?

    Anyways She looks ok in some photos, she really should take better care of her self.

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  49. yolatengo | August 6, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    #44 it’s called humor….look into one you fucking moron

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  50. michelle | August 6, 2007 at 1:53 pm

    i think she looks good for having a child in the past 4 months… however, i think it is interesting that she is drinking… i hope she’s not breastfeeding or the baby will be a lush by the time she is off the tit!

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