Melanie Brown Miami bikini pictures

August 6th, 2007 // 205 Comments

  1. Bite Me!

    First!!!!

    I would do her

  2. Shut Up!

    Damn it, I want to be FIRST sometime! Jeez!

    Actually she looks great for somebody who a) just had a kid; and b) is a monkey.

  3. Blimey!!!!!!!!!

    She’s bloody fugly!

  4. hendero

    I make that (at least) three boob jobs for various Spice Girls. Girl Power my a$$

  5. ?zhe needz to cloze her mouth..zhe lookz ztupid?

  6. Texas Tranny

    Look at pic # 9.
    Looks she is peeing in the pool. Of course she could pee on me.

  7. speedphreak

    I’d hit. I probably wouldn’t tell anyone about it, but I’d hit, nonetheless. Dems some big titties. Ohh, and Eddie… Remember… In the butt = no babies

  8. ??guezzing the big bald guy haz a big 12 inch??

  9. Deedee

    I think she looks freakin awsome.Shes just had her second baby and still has an amazing body.

  10. woodhorse

    she’s OK. better than Tara Reid’s ass.

  11. wedgeone

    #11 – agree with that.
    Gotta find out from that guy how it feels to follow Eddie Murphy into that port.
    So did she change bathings suits in the middle of the day, or did these get taken over two days?
    And where’s the kid at? K-Earl babysitting for ya? That’s scary, Scary.

  12. blablabla

    What?? She looks nice.

  13. ipromisetoplaynicely

    Did Eddie Murphey have a drug and drink problem because that is the only fucking excuse on earth for sleeping with that thing in the pictures wearing the bikini

  14. Martina

    Is she drinking champain?
    I don´t know much about pregnancy, but isn´t she supposed to be breast feeding her baby? Does she want to have a drunk baby?

  15. Bite Me!

    @8 Kelli How do you know the guy as a big 12 Inch?

  16. missj

    she actually looks good as hell. especially for having a baby

  17. wanks

    she is the black version of this woman

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000515/

  18. yhalothar

    “zhe lookz ztupid?”

    Oh the irony.

  19. Um

    She just had a baby a couple months ago, give her a break.

  20. Um

    She just had a baby a couple months ago, give her a break.

  21. my my my, if this isn’t better than Hugh Hefner’s gurl Holly’s boobs then i dont know what is…i mean four months ago, she looked like something born of mischa barton’s bf and rey mysterio…now she’s hot? ???

    oh scary, how u confuse me with your sexiness

  22. pointandlaugh

    take a look at the 4th from the last pic. You would never know she had a baby 4 months ago. Her stomache is perfectly flat. Her boobs look incredible. I’d hit that in a heartbeat, and come back for seconds, thirds, etc. She looks HOT.

  23. Man oh man oh man, i mean GODDAMN! i dont care how long ago it was she had a kid. if you can come out looking like that, then that just goes to show that whatever it is these other ppl say about having kids making you look like something of a deformed whale with disgusting stretch marks and a huge but largely lumpy ass is…well, it didnt happen to her thank god!

    Fuck Eddie! He dumped Scary for a divorced “career woman?” I guess he’s still lookin pa nub in aww da wrong pwaces.

  24. well, she looks OK to me… as a side note, i did not know corona extra came in cans. huh.

  25. yolatengo

    how the hell can she have those abs already??!! damn. she really got back into shape fast.

    fucking britney is still losing her ‘baby’ fat.

  26. does his “REMAG” tattoo mean he is a gamer?

  27. Robin Claire

    holy huge boobs, batman!

  28. CD

    I think she looks AMAZING for just having a kid. I want to know what kind of crunches she’s been doing!!!

  29. jrzmommy

    Well, she seems to be over Eddie…….and she doesn’t look like Big Foot in these pictures like the one where she’s wearing those orangey sweat pants. Looks JUST like Big Foot in that picture.

  30. Bag-o-fun

    Usually, Im all gung ho about making fun of fat ass stars – but seriously, she doesn’t look bad at all. I expected the pictures to be SO MUCH worse – I think she might even look better than Britney at this point. More scary spice, less britney I say!

  31. Meisterburger

    Mmmm. Sweet chocolate…

  32. ssdd

    I just fucking ate breakfast………………………..thanks alot Fish.

  33. lambman

    4 month old baby and she looks like that?!?!? HOT MAMA

  34. lambman

    ps – pic 10 makes that dude look like a mutated midget, needed to be said

  35. my comment

    big fat ass, fat rolls, bikini , dangling cigarette all balanced on a pair of white pumps.

    ya, that works..

    /NOT

  36. What. She’s a hot milfy.

  37. TheRage

    i don’t know if she’s drinking alcohol or not, but a lot of breastfeeding women have drinks now and then. it’s the pump and dump method. totally not harmful!

  38. jrzmommy

    I think they need to rename her to Chocolate Thunder Spice.

  39. Guy

    I never knew the superficial is racist, ‘wrestling a bear’ that wouldn’t have anything to do with her skin color now would it?

  40. Tim

    I think she looks great, what kind of bear are you sleeping with?? Considering she just popped out a kid?? Yeah, she looks amazing.

  41. yo momma

    beer? champagne? cigarettes? my guess is she’s not breastfeeding. that’s too bad.

  42. jrzmommy

    39–That’s not racist…there ARE white bears, you know…..Racist would be if it said “wrestling an ape” or “wrestling an NBA player” or something.

  43. my comment

    # 39
    panda bear!

    get a life!

  44. Guy

    42 – Yeah but when someone says a bear, the first thing you tend to thing of is a huge brown one.

    But any way, why a bear? It int something you really use to describe someone, unless you mean fat hairy guys.

  45. Guy

    43 -

    NO U, what a retarded comment, when you intend to say someone has panda eyes, you say ‘panda eyes’ not that they look like a bear.

  46. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands

    44–Well, DUH, she IS huge and she IS brown….what the fuck else should The Superfish guy have said…..like wrestling a life-sized piece of shit? Like wrestling a giant shoe? God, get over it.

  47. jrzmommy

    46–Like wrestling a 5-and-a-half-foot Idaho Potato.

  48. xkcd

    @43

    What the fuck are you talking about?

    Anyways She looks ok in some photos, she really should take better care of her self.

  49. yolatengo

    #44 it’s called humor….look into one you fucking moron

  50. michelle

    i think she looks good for having a child in the past 4 months… however, i think it is interesting that she is drinking… i hope she’s not breastfeeding or the baby will be a lush by the time she is off the tit!

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