Melanie Brown in lingerie

September 24th, 2009 // 48 Comments

Since we can’t have David Hasselhoff ruining lingerie for the rest of us (Hey, I didn’t harsh his booze vibes.), here’s Scary Spice Melanie Brown launching the just-revealed Ultimo Autumn/Winter 2009 campaign. Can you believe Eddie Murphy hit that? I mean, there’s no way someone is this good at secretly hiding a penis the way he likes it. Not even Houdini.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. StopHatin

    FIRST

  2. Monkey

    Like my lingerie???

  3. It's Me Fuckers

    jesus, what a body. Very nice! Now we need to see some COCK!

  4. Her stomach is fucking weird. It’s both tight and loose at the same time. Must be that after baby skin.

  5. Sandy

    Well she kind of looks like a man, but we aren’t seeing the the part we all want to see…THE COCK!!!

  6. ardgelina

    #4 wow if thats wat u call a loose stomach I would sure love 2 see urs! ????? It looks way better than that unsightly six pack she was sporting not 2 long ago. This is muscular but feminine! What a beautiful woman!!!

  7. ardgelina

    Sandy I bet u look a lot better…. plz Everyone wishes they looked like this she is thin, toned, and pretty… come on just admit it!!!!!!

  8. gay man trying to pass as straight

    “This is muscular but feminine! ”

    I like totally agree!!!!

  9. mixedsugar

    shes totally a milf!!!!

  10. StopHatin

    FIRST

  11. chopper

    hot,,,,nuff said

  12. Inmate #2648927

    Fake boobs are just so…well, fake.

  13. Peter Pumpkin Eater

    Totally not photoshopped!

  14. Um…pretty…minus the stomach. That’s a bit much IMO. But hey, what do I know what guys find attractive? I’m a female.

  15. blame it on ROUGH DADDY

    Eddie didnt hit it, she hit Eddie! you see the size of those feet?

    she looks good btw…

  16. Wow

    Pretty hot for a black chick

  17. friendlystoner

    @16

    no need for that f**k head. whats the matter, husband left you for a younger, hotter woman who was black?

    btw mel B is like fine wine, only getting better with age (cliche i know)

  18. Bob

    They’ve photoshopped these. In reality she’s much more deliciously meaty, especially her thighs

  19. Ain't Gonna Happen

    #17 – Really??? A husband that left for a younger, hotter woman who is black??? Where exactly do you find those other than the few in Hollywood that have clawed their way out of the ghetto?

  20. Megan

    @19 – So fucking funny.

  21. havoc

    Hey, its all pink on the inside….

    .

  22. Zack

    Yeah but it’s all tarry on the outside. When a girl has anal sex with a white guy, it’s really hot, but when she does it with a black guy, it looks like she’s squeezing out her morning loaf.

  23. She’s no Lil Kim, thankfully. They’re about the same age, too.

    http://www.mwza.com/lil-kim-naturi-naughton-diss/

  24. Lily

    She looks great.

  25. crazypants

    The body is slammin’, but she overdid it – her hips and ass and thighs have basically disappeared – which gives her a boy body.

    Chillax on the workout, allow yourself a carb every now and then and allow yourself to fill out the parts of a woman’s body that are supposed to be soft and curvy.

  26. Galtacticus

    She looks pretty hot in these pics.

  27. Rhialto

    She’s always been the more spicy part of the Spice Girls.

  28. john

    fuckin MAN hands

  29. friendlystoner

    @ 19&20

    didnt realise Eva Braun and her husband were still alive. guess you two proved me wrong

  30. Mike

    Amazing that someone would go through the trouble of getting dressed up for a donkey punch.

  31. Ain't Gonna Happen

    #29 – Really??? Again??? That’s all you could come up with? Maybe you should back away from the bong and come up with a better comeback. My 8 year old is wittier than you.

  32. Lemmy Caution

    Love the, “Eat at Chen’s” tatts.

  33. Mister Bored

    #28 – THANK YOU

    Seriously, what’s up with the hands? I mean, it’s scary enough she got more muscles than I do… now she has gorilla knuckles too?

  34. OJ Simpson

    Can we say gross?

  35. friendlystoner

    @31

    hahaha, you prob didnt know who i was talking about till you googled it, so dont act smart, especially as your come backs arent impressive. “My 8 year old is wittier,” is terribly unoriginal.

    in any case, whatt are you doing with an 8 year old child? i pity that kid, lets hope social service rescue him/her from your ignorant and racist attitudes.

  36. friendlystoner

    @31

    hahaha, you prob didnt know who i was talking about till you googled it, so dont act smart, especially as your come backs arent impressive. “My 8 year old is wittier,” is terribly unoriginal.

    in any case, whatt are you doing with an 8 year old child? i pity that kid, lets hope social service rescue him/her from your ignorant and racist attitudes.

  37. lisa

    why does her clothes look photoshopped on her

  38. …What happened?!? Her shape has completely changed, she used to have hips and it offset her rectangular torso, but now she’s like.. wtf! Her boobs are smaller so that bra looks huge on her and her hips GONE, there’s even an indent there now and it’s freaking me out! Melanie whhyyyy?!

  39. And can I also say, waaayyy too much Photoshop.

  40. first pic seems like photoshoped..

  41. Airbrush, Photoshop, L’oreal, and Doctor 90210…

    I mean, I’d still hit it, I’m just sayin’…

  42. gigi

    I like her hair better when it’s curly & wild w/ highlights… this blow-dried, flat ironed [possibly extensions] look is very boring & vanilla for her

  43. Ortal

    Yo Fish, stop ditching! The gurl looks good. Probably better than your own mother.. She has a baby, she’s a milf.
    Although, as someone who works with photoshop, even I can make your mother look like Megan Foxx. So maybe she’s not THAT hot. Just saying..

  44. fact

    The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, who wants to be or have a sour puss.

  45. Eh, she’s okay, where’s eddie murphy? – bookshopdating.com

  46. edddy murphy

    she looks friggin hot as hell. Yummy

  47. very nice color choice :….

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