Melanie Brown in lingerie

September 24th, 2009 // 48 Comments

Since we can’t have David Hasselhoff ruining lingerie for the rest of us (Hey, I didn’t harsh his booze vibes.), here’s Scary Spice Melanie Brown launching the just-revealed Ultimo Autumn/Winter 2009 campaign. Can you believe Eddie Murphy hit that? I mean, there’s no way someone is this good at secretly hiding a penis the way he likes it. Not even Houdini.

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Comments (48)

  1. StopHatin | September 24, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    FIRST

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  2. Monkey | September 24, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    Like my lingerie???

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  3. It's Me Fuckers | September 24, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    jesus, what a body. Very nice! Now we need to see some COCK!

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  4. http://www.thefamousphere.com | September 24, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    Her stomach is fucking weird. It’s both tight and loose at the same time. Must be that after baby skin.

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  5. Sandy | September 24, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    Well she kind of looks like a man, but we aren’t seeing the the part we all want to see…THE COCK!!!

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  6. ardgelina | September 24, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    #4 wow if thats wat u call a loose stomach I would sure love 2 see urs! ????? It looks way better than that unsightly six pack she was sporting not 2 long ago. This is muscular but feminine! What a beautiful woman!!!

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  7. ardgelina | September 24, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    Sandy I bet u look a lot better…. plz Everyone wishes they looked like this she is thin, toned, and pretty… come on just admit it!!!!!!

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  8. gay man trying to pass as straight | September 24, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    “This is muscular but feminine! ”

    I like totally agree!!!!

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  9. mixedsugar | September 24, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    shes totally a milf!!!!

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  10. StopHatin | September 24, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    FIRST

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  11. chopper | September 24, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    hot,,,,nuff said

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  12. Inmate #2648927 | September 24, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    Fake boobs are just so…well, fake.

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  13. Peter Pumpkin Eater | September 24, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    Totally not photoshopped!

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  14. Alli Watermelon | September 24, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    Um…pretty…minus the stomach. That’s a bit much IMO. But hey, what do I know what guys find attractive? I’m a female.

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  15. blame it on ROUGH DADDY | September 24, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    Eddie didnt hit it, she hit Eddie! you see the size of those feet?

    she looks good btw…

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  16. Wow | September 24, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    Pretty hot for a black chick

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  17. friendlystoner | September 24, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    @16

    no need for that f**k head. whats the matter, husband left you for a younger, hotter woman who was black?

    btw mel B is like fine wine, only getting better with age (cliche i know)

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  18. Bob | September 24, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    They’ve photoshopped these. In reality she’s much more deliciously meaty, especially her thighs

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  19. Ain't Gonna Happen | September 24, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    #17 – Really??? A husband that left for a younger, hotter woman who is black??? Where exactly do you find those other than the few in Hollywood that have clawed their way out of the ghetto?

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  20. Megan | September 24, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    @19 – So fucking funny.

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  21. havoc | September 24, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    Hey, its all pink on the inside….

    .

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  22. Zack | September 24, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    Yeah but it’s all tarry on the outside. When a girl has anal sex with a white guy, it’s really hot, but when she does it with a black guy, it looks like she’s squeezing out her morning loaf.

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  23. Narcissist | September 24, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    She’s no Lil Kim, thankfully. They’re about the same age, too.

    http://www.mwza.com/lil-kim-naturi-naughton-diss/

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  24. Lily | September 24, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    She looks great.

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  25. crazypants | September 24, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    The body is slammin’, but she overdid it – her hips and ass and thighs have basically disappeared – which gives her a boy body.

    Chillax on the workout, allow yourself a carb every now and then and allow yourself to fill out the parts of a woman’s body that are supposed to be soft and curvy.

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  26. Galtacticus | September 24, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    She looks pretty hot in these pics.

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  27. Rhialto | September 24, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    She’s always been the more spicy part of the Spice Girls.

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  28. john | September 24, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    fuckin MAN hands

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  29. friendlystoner | September 24, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    @ 19&20

    didnt realise Eva Braun and her husband were still alive. guess you two proved me wrong

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  30. Mike | September 24, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    Amazing that someone would go through the trouble of getting dressed up for a donkey punch.

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  31. Ain't Gonna Happen | September 24, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    #29 – Really??? Again??? That’s all you could come up with? Maybe you should back away from the bong and come up with a better comeback. My 8 year old is wittier than you.

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  32. Lemmy Caution | September 24, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    Love the, “Eat at Chen’s” tatts.

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  33. Mister Bored | September 24, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    #28 – THANK YOU

    Seriously, what’s up with the hands? I mean, it’s scary enough she got more muscles than I do… now she has gorilla knuckles too?

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  34. OJ Simpson | September 24, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    Can we say gross?

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  35. friendlystoner | September 25, 2009 at 5:25 am

    @31

    hahaha, you prob didnt know who i was talking about till you googled it, so dont act smart, especially as your come backs arent impressive. “My 8 year old is wittier,” is terribly unoriginal.

    in any case, whatt are you doing with an 8 year old child? i pity that kid, lets hope social service rescue him/her from your ignorant and racist attitudes.

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  36. friendlystoner | September 25, 2009 at 5:25 am

    @31

    hahaha, you prob didnt know who i was talking about till you googled it, so dont act smart, especially as your come backs arent impressive. “My 8 year old is wittier,” is terribly unoriginal.

    in any case, whatt are you doing with an 8 year old child? i pity that kid, lets hope social service rescue him/her from your ignorant and racist attitudes.

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  37. lisa | September 25, 2009 at 6:22 am

    why does her clothes look photoshopped on her

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  38. Shari | September 25, 2009 at 7:09 am

    …What happened?!? Her shape has completely changed, she used to have hips and it offset her rectangular torso, but now she’s like.. wtf! Her boobs are smaller so that bra looks huge on her and her hips GONE, there’s even an indent there now and it’s freaking me out! Melanie whhyyyy?!

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  39. Shari | September 25, 2009 at 7:11 am

    And can I also say, waaayyy too much Photoshop.

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  40. estetik | September 25, 2009 at 8:11 am

    first pic seems like photoshoped..

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  41. RichPort's Ghost | September 25, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    Airbrush, Photoshop, L’oreal, and Doctor 90210…

    I mean, I’d still hit it, I’m just sayin’…

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  42. gigi | September 25, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    I like her hair better when it’s curly & wild w/ highlights… this blow-dried, flat ironed [possibly extensions] look is very boring & vanilla for her

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  43. Ortal | September 25, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    Yo Fish, stop ditching! The gurl looks good. Probably better than your own mother.. She has a baby, she’s a milf.
    Although, as someone who works with photoshop, even I can make your mother look like Megan Foxx. So maybe she’s not THAT hot. Just saying..

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  44. fact | September 26, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, who wants to be or have a sour puss.

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  45. kelli | September 28, 2009 at 12:00 am

    Eh, she’s okay, where’s eddie murphy? – bookshopdating.com

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  46. edddy murphy | September 29, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    she looks friggin hot as hell. Yummy

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  47. Estetik | October 21, 2009 at 10:16 am

    very nice color choice :….

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  48. depresyon tedavisi | June 9, 2010 at 1:55 am

    Congratulations on your site I reviewed was beautiful …

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