Since we can’t have David Hasselhoff ruining lingerie for the rest of us (Hey, I didn’t harsh his booze vibes.), here’s Scary Spice Melanie Brown launching the just-revealed Ultimo Autumn/Winter 2009 campaign. Can you believe Eddie Murphy hit that? I mean, there’s no way someone is this good at secretly hiding a penis the way he likes it. Not even Houdini.
Photos: Splash News
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Like my lingerie???
jesus, what a body. Very nice! Now we need to see some COCK!
Her stomach is fucking weird. It’s both tight and loose at the same time. Must be that after baby skin.
Well she kind of looks like a man, but we aren’t seeing the the part we all want to see…THE COCK!!!
#4 wow if thats wat u call a loose stomach I would sure love 2 see urs! ????? It looks way better than that unsightly six pack she was sporting not 2 long ago. This is muscular but feminine! What a beautiful woman!!!
Sandy I bet u look a lot better…. plz Everyone wishes they looked like this she is thin, toned, and pretty… come on just admit it!!!!!!
“This is muscular but feminine! ”
I like totally agree!!!!
shes totally a milf!!!!
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hot,,,,nuff said
Fake boobs are just so…well, fake.
Totally not photoshopped!
Um…pretty…minus the stomach. That’s a bit much IMO. But hey, what do I know what guys find attractive? I’m a female.
Eddie didnt hit it, she hit Eddie! you see the size of those feet?
she looks good btw…
Pretty hot for a black chick
@16
no need for that f**k head. whats the matter, husband left you for a younger, hotter woman who was black?
btw mel B is like fine wine, only getting better with age (cliche i know)
They’ve photoshopped these. In reality she’s much more deliciously meaty, especially her thighs
#17 – Really??? A husband that left for a younger, hotter woman who is black??? Where exactly do you find those other than the few in Hollywood that have clawed their way out of the ghetto?
@19 – So fucking funny.
Hey, its all pink on the inside….
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Yeah but it’s all tarry on the outside. When a girl has anal sex with a white guy, it’s really hot, but when she does it with a black guy, it looks like she’s squeezing out her morning loaf.
She’s no Lil Kim, thankfully. They’re about the same age, too.
http://www.mwza.com/lil-kim-naturi-naughton-diss/
She looks great.
The body is slammin’, but she overdid it – her hips and ass and thighs have basically disappeared – which gives her a boy body.
Chillax on the workout, allow yourself a carb every now and then and allow yourself to fill out the parts of a woman’s body that are supposed to be soft and curvy.
She looks pretty hot in these pics.
She’s always been the more spicy part of the Spice Girls.
fuckin MAN hands
@ 19&20
didnt realise Eva Braun and her husband were still alive. guess you two proved me wrong
Amazing that someone would go through the trouble of getting dressed up for a donkey punch.
#29 – Really??? Again??? That’s all you could come up with? Maybe you should back away from the bong and come up with a better comeback. My 8 year old is wittier than you.
Love the, “Eat at Chen’s” tatts.
#28 – THANK YOU
Seriously, what’s up with the hands? I mean, it’s scary enough she got more muscles than I do… now she has gorilla knuckles too?
Can we say gross?
@31
hahaha, you prob didnt know who i was talking about till you googled it, so dont act smart, especially as your come backs arent impressive. “My 8 year old is wittier,” is terribly unoriginal.
in any case, whatt are you doing with an 8 year old child? i pity that kid, lets hope social service rescue him/her from your ignorant and racist attitudes.
@31
hahaha, you prob didnt know who i was talking about till you googled it, so dont act smart, especially as your come backs arent impressive. “My 8 year old is wittier,” is terribly unoriginal.
in any case, whatt are you doing with an 8 year old child? i pity that kid, lets hope social service rescue him/her from your ignorant and racist attitudes.
why does her clothes look photoshopped on her
…What happened?!? Her shape has completely changed, she used to have hips and it offset her rectangular torso, but now she’s like.. wtf! Her boobs are smaller so that bra looks huge on her and her hips GONE, there’s even an indent there now and it’s freaking me out! Melanie whhyyyy?!
And can I also say, waaayyy too much Photoshop.
first pic seems like photoshoped..
Airbrush, Photoshop, L’oreal, and Doctor 90210…
I mean, I’d still hit it, I’m just sayin’…
I like her hair better when it’s curly & wild w/ highlights… this blow-dried, flat ironed [possibly extensions] look is very boring & vanilla for her
Yo Fish, stop ditching! The gurl looks good. Probably better than your own mother.. She has a baby, she’s a milf.
Although, as someone who works with photoshop, even I can make your mother look like Megan Foxx. So maybe she’s not THAT hot. Just saying..
The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, who wants to be or have a sour puss.
Eh, she’s okay, where’s eddie murphy? – bookshopdating.com
she looks friggin hot as hell. Yummy
very nice color choice :….
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