Melanie Brown (a.k.a. Scary Spice) signed autographs at Tao Beach in Vegas yesterday, and fuck me, those are some ripped abs. Granted, they don’t hold a candle to my own, but for the fairer sex those are some impressive abdominals. Seriously, if Melanie and I got together, my neighbors would think two knights were battling in my bedroom from all the steel-on-steel action: *CLANG* *CLANG* “Excalibur usually stays in the stone longer, I swear.” *CLANG*
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Watermellon lips and simian facial features are hardly attractive. Maybe other North American Street Apes might find this arousing, causing chest-thumping, gang sign making, unintelligable grunts, and poo flinging.
@ Massa,
meanwhile this ‘ape’ is a happy multi-millionaire while you spew hate from your computer. i mean clearly you have the advantage here. just reminding you. thats all. :)
idk… i dont like when girls are all ripped they look like men if theyre ripped too muchh… eww
Wow! Tentpole in my pants.
Massa, chuck the computer and go back to playing the banjo and jacking off to pictures of Hitler. The internets don’t want you.
she ripped to the extreme, those abs are ridiculous. kudos.
but i like my women soft. not with abs like a cage fighter.
id still beat though.
She looks like a teenage mutant ninja turtle.
I GUARANTEE you she’s into S&M sex.
ewwww… men getting boners at ripped chicks is very very gay…. a nice sexy crease down a flat toned middle & some defined obliques would be hot, but this gladiator bs is just gross. and why’s she all shiny? double ewww
I love how only seemingly 3% of women have “proper” bodies. The rest are either too fat, too skinny, too masculine, or too whatever.
When most people–men or women–have the nutritional and fitness discipline to come anywhere near Melanie’s appearance, maybe their opinions would have more merit.
Having said that? Her abs want to eat me.
FUCK YES!!! David Beckham really screwed the pooch when he went after Karen Carpenter Spice over Mel B. She was hot as shit 10 years ago, today, and every day in between!!!
Wow, she has better abs than most guys do.
On most women I’d probably say “too much muscle”.
However.. on Mel B it just looks right, like she’s some kind of rippling, sexual animal. Rawr. To me, she’ll always be “Bangable Spice”.
@ 51. Massa – June 1, 2009 2:53 PM
Watermellon lips and simian facial features are hardly attractive. Maybe other North American Street Apes might find this arousing, causing chest-thumping, gang sign making, unintelligable grunts, and poo flinging.
Dn: You forgot, banana eating, vine hopping, 40 swilling, blunt smoking, drive by shooting, pig foot eating, b-boy standing, crotch grabbing, bitch slapping, donk riding, air Jordan wearing, hip hop listening and spear chucking! Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuup?!
This is a website for severe losers. Who are very insecure and probably look like shit! I don’t even know how I stumbled upon it.
Mel. B. has some of the best abs I have seen on a woman in a while. =SuperSexy=. Doesn’t Mel B. of the Spice girls have a child with Eddie Murphy?
She is sooo sexy!!! And the body …hmmm :)
Good for her for keeping in shape, but she might have overdone it on the sit-ups a smidge.
Let’s just say I think Mel B likes Eddie’s ex wife better than Eddie.. this is so stupid and should be handled privately.
Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights inone’s hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or havingsomething to eat when you are hungry or having someone’s love when youneed love.
She is sooo sexy!!! And the body
Wow, she has a really nice body with all these muscles. She looks very good but she shouldn’t exercise too much because soon she might look like a man.
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Nothing against her body and her abdominal, all this is nera to perfection