Melanie Brown in a bikini

May 31st, 2009 // 79 Comments

Melanie Brown (a.k.a. Scary Spice) signed autographs at Tao Beach in Vegas yesterday, and fuck me, those are some ripped abs. Granted, they don’t hold a candle to my own, but for the fairer sex those are some impressive abdominals. Seriously, if Melanie and I got together, my neighbors would think two knights were battling in my bedroom from all the steel-on-steel action: *CLANG* *CLANG* “Excalibur usually stays in the stone longer, I swear.” *CLANG*

Photos: Splash News

  1. Massa

    Watermellon lips and simian facial features are hardly attractive. Maybe other North American Street Apes might find this arousing, causing chest-thumping, gang sign making, unintelligable grunts, and poo flinging.

  2. HoneyBee

    @ Massa,

    meanwhile this ‘ape’ is a happy multi-millionaire while you spew hate from your computer. i mean clearly you have the advantage here. just reminding you. thats all. :)

  3. Cat

    idk… i dont like when girls are all ripped they look like men if theyre ripped too muchh… eww

  4. 1984

    Wow! Tentpole in my pants.

  5. SoupT.

    Massa, chuck the computer and go back to playing the banjo and jacking off to pictures of Hitler. The internets don’t want you.

  6. mrmr

    she ripped to the extreme, those abs are ridiculous. kudos.

    but i like my women soft. not with abs like a cage fighter.

    id still beat though.

  7. Becky

    She looks like a teenage mutant ninja turtle.

  8. James Janus

    I GUARANTEE you she’s into S&M sex.

  9. gigi

    ewwww… men getting boners at ripped chicks is very very gay…. a nice sexy crease down a flat toned middle & some defined obliques would be hot, but this gladiator bs is just gross. and why’s she all shiny? double ewww

  10. Jennifer

    I love how only seemingly 3% of women have “proper” bodies. The rest are either too fat, too skinny, too masculine, or too whatever.

    When most people–men or women–have the nutritional and fitness discipline to come anywhere near Melanie’s appearance, maybe their opinions would have more merit.

    Having said that? Her abs want to eat me.

  11. FUCK YES!!! David Beckham really screwed the pooch when he went after Karen Carpenter Spice over Mel B. She was hot as shit 10 years ago, today, and every day in between!!!

  12. joshesmama

    Wow, she has better abs than most guys do.

  13. G-PewNit

    On most women I’d probably say “too much muscle”.

    However.. on Mel B it just looks right, like she’s some kind of rippling, sexual animal. Rawr. To me, she’ll always be “Bangable Spice”.

  14. Dread not

    @ 51. Massa – June 1, 2009 2:53 PM

    Watermellon lips and simian facial features are hardly attractive. Maybe other North American Street Apes might find this arousing, causing chest-thumping, gang sign making, unintelligable grunts, and poo flinging.

    Dn: You forgot, banana eating, vine hopping, 40 swilling, blunt smoking, drive by shooting, pig foot eating, b-boy standing, crotch grabbing, bitch slapping, donk riding, air Jordan wearing, hip hop listening and spear chucking! Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuup?!

  15. amana

    This is a website for severe losers. Who are very insecure and probably look like shit! I don’t even know how I stumbled upon it.

  16. Mel. B. has some of the best abs I have seen on a woman in a while. =SuperSexy=. Doesn’t Mel B. of the Spice girls have a child with Eddie Murphy?

  17. brosvicka

    She is sooo sexy!!! And the body …hmmm :)

  18. Rinisama

    Good for her for keeping in shape, but she might have overdone it on the sit-ups a smidge.

  19. Let’s just say I think Mel B likes Eddie’s ex wife better than Eddie.. this is so stupid and should be handled privately.

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  21. She is sooo sexy!!! And the body

  22. Wow, she has a really nice body with all these muscles. She looks very good but she shouldn’t exercise too much because soon she might look like a man.

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  27. Commented on this photo:

    Nothing against her body and her abdominal, all this is nera to perfection

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