Mel Gibson’s mistress claims she’s not his mistress

April 14th, 2009 // 59 Comments

Seen here on the set of Edge of Darkness with a soon-to-be-divorced Mel Gibson, Russian singer Oksana Kolesnikova denies she’s his mistress despite widespread reports to the contrary. TMZ reports:

TMZ spoke with a rep for Oksana Kolesnikova, who gave us the following statement: “Sorry to hear about Mel Gibson’s divorce. Somehow Oksana is being linked to Mr. Gibson, but there are no emotional ties between the two that I am aware of.
Oksana has in the past entertained Mr. Gibson with her piano music as he dined at the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Yes, I definitely welcome the opportunity to set the record straight, our Oksana is not romantically involved with Mr. Gibson.”

She “entertained Mr. Gibson with her piano music.” Interesting. You know what’s always a good thing to do after that? Take a pregnancy test.

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  1. IKE

    FIRST!!!!
    Awwww Yeahhhhh!!!

  2. Vi

    Mistress?

    Well, that doesn’t sound like a very good Catholic, does it?

  3. IKE

    $500 million cooter??? That’s what she’s got on those pants, ladies and gentlemen!
    Heck, I want pictures of Robyn Gibson….she on the way to becaming one SUPER eligible bachelorette!!!
    Cha Ching!!!

  4. brian

    I take it she’s not Jewish

  5. Darth

    Holaboo!

  6. AmeriCanaian

    Hey Mel,

    Hypocrite much? You lecherous philandering pig.

  7. renee

    russian whores are taking over the world!
    RUN!
    haha dis bitch is ugly. and scary. ha. uhm.
    everyone eat my poo
    huhahahuahuah.

    BAH BAH BAH RAHDHDJAJKFLDS idkjkfdskl
    RUN WHILE YOU CAN BITCHES LOVELOVELOVE

    fuck and peace,
    -alessanda abromiso

  8. Rhialto

    Is this his mistress?

  9. havoc

    She came from RussianBrides.com…..or the KGB.

    .

  10. Richard McBeef

    she has sugar tits.

  11. cbobgo

    “no emotional ties” – who said anything about emotional ties? He’s banging her, since when does that involve emotion and or ties?

  12. Nero

    Wtf? Aren’t there any good American girls? Look first in your own backyard Mel Gibson!

  13. EB

    Maybe Mel’s wife is divorcing him because of “pianist envy”

  14. One hit Wonder

    She looks like the Octomom minus the beer gut.
    Damn he could do much better, what a waste.

  15. groan

    Mel’s recipe for GENUINE Catholic marriage mixed greens: “First, add Russian undressing, then toss the salad.”

  16. Just Jess

    @12 – by the way – Mel’s Australian.

    She has a fine body… skinny but curvy… perfect…

    Mel’s been seperated for 3 years – and “man connot live on bread alone…”

    If you want hypocrisy – just look straight to religion. That poor little girl raped and killed by a Sunday school teacher on CNN. The president of Paraguay admitting has a love child with a woman – while he was still a BISHOP…

    There are only 3 reasons why religion still exists – for the weak, for the connection minded, and for keeping up appearances..

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/14/paraguay-fernando-lugo-catholic-bishop

  17. Yakov Smirnoff

    In Russia, singer plays along with organ!

  18. Tim

    There are only 3 types of people in the world: people who can only think of 3 reasons, and people who can think of more. Oh, and “other”. Fuck.

  19. Wendy

    As the saying goes, she’s got a nice, unspoiled body and a face that will keep it that way.

  20. UglyNecklace

    @ 18

    Huh? Say whhhaaaaatttt?

  21. obligatory

    I’d stick a missile in her silo.

  22. Rick

    So her face is kinda ugly (probably “very pretty” by Russian standards), and when she undresses the room smells like cabbage and turnips. Big deal. His wife is 53 years old. ANYTHING 30 years old will seem like heaven to him.

  23. Pope Benedict

    She looks like she’s ready to received the Body of Mel.

  24. Andy

    She’s kinda rough looking, but still, I bet she has a sweet silky anus.

    Nah. Probably looks more like an angry guy squinting through a black eye.

  25. Galtacticus

    Must be an awesome job being an actor or director.All those chicks for free.

  26. Sam

    Ah…Ms. VodkaTits, I presume?

  27. Gando

    Is she giving him his change back?

  28. Darth

    At least she understands it’s all about change!

  29. ph7

    Definitely fuckable. She looks like a good lay.

    But hardly worth $1B in divorce payments.

    He should have gone with a very discrete hooker – who you can murder if necessary to destory the evidence.

  30. Rachel

    This is why she’ll get half. Men are sooooooo dumb. Forever little boys, doing whatever the little head tells them to do. Well, guess what? Time to fork over more than half of what you have, dummy. Hahahahahahahahaha! I hope his wife CLEANS HIM OUT hahahahahahahahahaha!

  31. someone else

    @16 He’s American.

  32. Eliot Spitzer

    What a loser! I can’t believe he set himself up to get caught like this!

  33. Tim

    Seems #30 Rachel is biiter and burned.

    So a man like to fool around? Odd that a woman thinks that entitles her to money.

    Men may follow their penis around – but at least they are not like women who follow $$$S….. I’d rather be horny than whorey….. So their marriage didn’t work out – big deal – 50% of them don’t… split up, but don’t expect the man to pay your freight.

  34. Candy

    She’s got great hips – and some serious DSLs!!!

    Mel’s plaything.

  35. NY Ted

    Gibson: I did not have sexual relations with this girl!
    Oksana: He didn’t…he just made me suck on his big Catholic dick! He said
    it would warrant me a spot in Heaven beside Jesus!
    Gibson: See…I told you!

  36. NY Ted

    Gibson: I did not have sexual relations with this girl!
    Oksana: He didn’t…he just made me suck on his big Catholic dick! He said
    it would warrant me a spot in Heaven beside Jesus!
    Gibson: See…I told you!

  37. Rachel

    Hey, Tim, thanks for the examples of “dumb”, buddy!

    “So a man like to fool around? Odd that a woman thinks that entitles her to money.”

    Aint a woman who thinks that. The courts do. All the time.

    “Men may follow their penis around – but at least they are not like women who follow $$$S….”

    As all non-mouthbreathers know, she married Mel before he was rich and famous. But thanks for playing, pinhead. Back to the chronic masturbation you go!

  38. testington

    how is this an affair if he and his wife seperated in 2006?

    also way to make you wife pump out like 8 kids cause your dumb ass is too catholic for birth control but not too catholic for divorce, asshole

  39. g

    @15. One hit Wonder

    I love it! Octomom just gives birth to 8 babies and you criticize her “beer gut”!!

  40. nastyjay

    that fuckers hittin that??? mel FTW

  41. FatMax

    Mel & Bruce Willis have both joined that familiar club of aging Hollywood actors who trade up for the new gold digging hottie

  42. Tim

    I have genital warts.

  43. Shes hot, thats what hes wife use to look 20 years ago…split that 900mil. Mel

  44. “Oksana” wheres Oksana Bayeuil the figure skater? i had the hugest crush on her when i was a kid…

  45. Homer

    um.. has anyone even googled her? this is clearly not Oksana Kolesnikova…….

  46. Ashley

    That’s the best that Mel Gibson can do? She’s not the girl I would imagine with a $900 million man. His wife was hotter. And he could get me for cheaper. Way cheaper.

  47. cavy

    Always nice to see these religious nuts get caught. I’m not condemning the fact that he wasn’t happy in his marriage….I’m condemning the fact that he’s a RELIGIOUS WHACK JOB that spews hate, intolerance, “God’s” word and then has the audacity to sin like the rest of us.

    Mel Gibson, you are a loser, liar, hypocrite asshole and I hope you rot in the very place you think the rest of us are all going to go…..good day!

  48. my comment

    Is this Russian peasant with a nose job really worth 450 MILLION DOLLARS, Mel?

  49. my comment

    Is this Russian peasant with a nose job really worth 450 MILLION DOLLARS, Mel?

  50. thetruth

    The man has 900 MILLION dollars. At that point, if you want to blow 450 mil to bang some Russian piano player, who the fuck cares. It’s not exactly going to put a dent in his dinner budget, yah know?

    He still has 450 million left over. Why the fuck not?!?!

    He could blow 899 million dollars, and still have more than almost every single person who reads this website will ever accumulate in their entire individual lifetimes.

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