MR. BEAVER: What are we gonna do tonight, Mel?
MEL: Same thing we do every night, Mr. Beaver. Blame the Jews.
MR. BEAVER: Wow. Really? I thought we’d just get drunk and drive around.
MEL: Can we say it’s the Jews’ fault?
MR. BEAVER: … I can’t hang out with you anymore.
MEL: Is it because of the Jews?
MR. BEAVER: Get your hand out of my colon.
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hmmmm… still no COCK.
i certainly hope these were taken out of context…
…without a small child around, or at least an attempt at infant entertainment an adult has absolutely no business with a hand puppet
@1 – if you utilize keyword “cock” in your favorite search engine there is a good chance you will be directed to a gay porn site that will allow you to finally see what one looks like. I think we all will be much happier after you get your look.
Somehow Mel with a beaver puppet has left me otherwise speechless. Unless beavers are revered antisemites and/or notorious drunk drivers.
Sigh. He used to be so good to look at.
wh-eird
Something looks wrong about the title. I think it’s a euphemism, not an.
He’s on a movie called THE BEAVER about a depressed man who becomes obsessed with a puppet of a beaver. Jodie Foster is directing. It’s a really good script, was actually on the blacklist a year or so ago.
@6 – Actually, I believe it’s right. If it starts with a vowel you always use “an” not “a.”
Looks like South Park were right about Mel after all. He’s batshit insane.
Cause I don’t give a fuck, I’m crazy, like Mel Gibson.
No, wait, that just makes me sound racist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk
I think the beaver is “The Brain.” Mel would be “Pinky”…or Eddie Haskell…whichever one.
d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-Riggs!!!!
Ah hahaha that is funny as shit. I would so jog with a beaver, wait I already do. roflmfaowsmp
@6 You’re right. The title is grammatically incorrect. It’s “a euphemism”, not “an euphemism”.
Fish and #8 need to go back to school.
Crazy crazy Mel, wtf are you doing
@8 you fail
@8- It’s called a vowel sound. So why is it “an hour”? Because it has an “ah” sound, like the letter “a” that we all know and love. Euphemism, however, has a “you” sound, with the letter “y”, that we don’t love.
so gay
strange. very strange.
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so gay
yeah so iwatchstuff already mentioned that Mel was reuniting with Jodie Foster for a movie called the Beaver.
He’s still insane but this is just for a role.
Unless he’s keeping the prop….
What the fuck happened to him?
FYI – These are production stills from “Lethal Weapon 5″
Mel Gibson: Still ‘King of the Awesome!’
Oh man this guy is awesome³
Mel Gibson = nazi bastard!!!
Mel Gibson = nazi bastard!!!
He so rich, you so poor…
What’s he doing with that toy beaver?! Is he suffering from the MJ-syndroom?!
Since when do you get a beaver with a happy meal?!
That man is not aging well. He looks like a heavy smoker.
There are a lot of vdariables here. aybe he lost a manly fun bet to do some dudes and this is his punishment.
Either way, #8 is stupid.
I hate it when sheep start saying shit like “an history”
I hate it when sheep start saying shit like “an history”
Guess that is the only beaver he can get these days, after acting like a freaking jackass for so many years.
I think the Jews have prematurely aged him.
If he’s randomly running around with a beaver puppet and making faces to match, I have newfound respect for the man.
roflmfaowsmp << WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?
Another daft old dipshit who should just fade away while he still has some dignity.
im sure his soon to be ex wife is glad she “jumped” this crazy train……yeeesh
Hey! It’s Sugar Dick Gibson!
Yeah it’s such a shame to have a white guy with balls running around like a loose cannon. Watch Fox News and you will see the white man enslaved to his master.
Not all of us are.
Let’s compare Mel Gibson to Roman Polanski.
Anti-semetic statement (while drunk) – Universal shunning by Hollywood.
Found guilty of CHILD RAPE – Revered as a great film maker by Hollywood with a petition going around to free him signed by various famous people.
Geeze, Mel Gibson should have raped Polanski as a child instead of saying something bad about his race. He would have gotten off a lot easier.
anyone else notice he’s starting to look like a bad imitation of Jack Nicholson?
yeah it seems pretty sick that a man can’t say what is on his mind and if you know you history you will find out what he says has a lot of merit. the other guy is a pervert and aint it cute that none other than the ugly woody allen would be there to defend him – himself a child molestor. just wonderful.
HAHAHAHA that dialogue was a CLASS ACT. I’m dying of laughter. No seriously, I thought it was funny.
I don’t care about context; number 5 is now my favorite picture ever.
#42–Dude, it’s Hollywood. For anyone in the film industry, insulting Jews in Hollywood is about as smart as walking into Harlem, screaming the N word, then asking for work. Who do you think founded every single major studio?
I love the photos, I love he caption! this post and its silliness has made me laugh better then i have all day!
I love the photos, I love the caption! this post and its silliness has made me laugh better then i have all day!
#47 Hey dude yourself. Perhaps Mel should found his own movie studio and let other like minded individuals join in. Then perhaps we could have television that would not be so ignorant and vulgar and maybe they could get up enough cash to buy back Disney and make it family oriented again rather than pushing premature sexuality on young female “consumers” (that is what the capitalists think of the low life poor as right?).