Mel Gibson to Leno: ‘Call me Octo-Mel.’

Mel Gibson stopped by The Tonight Show last night and confirmed his girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva is pregnant with his eighth child. He also took full responsibility for the failure of his marriage to wife Robyn, but set the record straight that they’ve been separated for years. Which is exactly what I’d say, too, if my mistress ended up pregnant on the heels of divorce papers being filed.

Ha, just kidding. I’d say Chris Brown did it then fly off with a jetpack. Ladies?